Champion Boxer Adrien Broner was arrested on Monday after eating out a stripper…I didn’t bother looking into the story any more than watching the awesome videos, because really, this video is all I need to know…and that is that when drunk, rich, and a fucking killer….an ass in your face, is hard to turn down…I mean even when sober, poor, and too out of shape to walk up three stairs an ass in your face is hard to turn down….so watch the video….because other than the whole making it rain…you’d be the guy getting kicked out of the place for trying to stick a finger / your penis in.
Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar, and that is why she’s walking around in what might well just be a bra, cuz that shirt on top of the bra, isn’t doin’ a whole fucking lot. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, but it’s a slow day so I’m gonna post this nonsense. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sure I prefer Candice Swanepoel half naked in standardized Victoria’s Secret pics….or topless for fashion pics….or showing her tight little booty in magazines….because she’s got a body that’s incredible, at least in pictures….making me appreciate all things that she does…including posting pics of her boxing….and not just because I like hot girls who can beat the fuck out of me while I get to punch them in the face in the process….knowing she’s 4 inches taller than me and probably is 140 lbs of solid muscle, you know spread out over her 6 foot 2 frame….no wait that is the only reason I like this pic.
Sure I prefer Candice Swanepoel half naked in standardized Victoria’s Secret pics….or topless for fashion pics….or showing her tight little booty in magazines….because she’s got a body that’s incredible, at least in pictures….making me appreciate all things that she does…including posting pics of her boxing….and not just because I like hot girls who can beat the fuck out of me while I get to punch them in the face in the process….knowing she’s 4 inches taller than me and probably is 140 lbs of solid muscle, you know spread out over her 6 foot 2 frame….no wait that is the only reason I like this pic.
I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
Amanda Bynes is amazing. Possibly the future. If she lives. The kind of child star I am into. You know rob them of their childhood, forget they exist, leave them confused and wondering what the fuck it all means, only to have mini breakdowns, cries for attention, acting all nuts, with face piercings and total identity crisis, making her a candidate for a lot of entertaining things in the near future, unless she dies. In which case, at least we’ll always have “She’s the Man” to remember her legacy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER FOLLOW THIS LINK
Candice Swanepoel…..I mean…she’s fuckin aswesome. She’s got this fucking body that blows my fucking mind. Thin, fit and despite being statistically at risk for HIV thanks to South Africa statistics, I want to taste her without a condom, not that I’d ever use a condom, that shit just gets in the way of all the gynecological exams I give with my penis… Either way, she’s showing off her body, pretty clothed, but still looking good for Vogue Spain, To See The Video That I Couldn’t Figure Out How To Embed FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some shitty screen caps and the actual pics all mixed together
Girls Alound have broken up…. I am going to assume no one really gives a fuck. I mean they were a one hit wonder band in the UK from a decade ago that I am going to guess very few people have actually heard. The only real reason we know who they are is because Cheryl Cole, the hot as fuck one, the babe with prison tats, pulled a Beyonce. She married a famous footballer and looked good while doing it, getting her in the tabloids and on some Simon Cowell tv shows, because they vacation in Barbados together. They are old, tired, boring, but I’ll predict they’ll be back, one day in the future, when a group of Japanese kids find one of their old albums and re-invent them like they were Abba or the Beegees. Bitches like this do anything for money. I mean, they are all essentially strippers who lucked out to begins with. That said, if you’re not too sad to click this link… HERE ARE PICS OF THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE I’d say it was the end of an era, but it’s really not. This break-up will have zero effect on the music or entertainment scene in any fucking way. So long friends, may your journey be filled with hooking, in some capacity or another.
I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Katie Holmes before, but it may have been from a sci/fi movie, where she was climbing out of her alien pod, covered in some protective plasma gel, that all Alien forces use in their transition from their Alien form to human form…or maybe it was a porno movie after taking load from 40 dudes…either way, I feel like Tom Cruise and his masturbation needs, despite their divorce are behind the creative direction of this…you know since he is from a higher power and controls everything from his space lab… I think she looks kinda hot, even with that mom gunt.
