We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names… She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite being the least favorite and least successful of the sisters…and I guess Money….money that carries them wherever they need to go. She’s the Haylie Duff, the Bella Hadid, the Ashlee Simpson, the Jamie Lynn Spears…the sister with issues who thinks that just cuz her sister does it she can do it.. So when all else fails, she pulls her tits out, which I guess is overall the trend and work hustle of every woman trying to get ahead…cuz tits get hits…they just get mad when those tits get negative attention or when people want to grab them…which is fucking weird to me..but not as weird as Noah trying to live this life, rather than just chilling on her daddy’s Achy Breaky money. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what Iggy Azalea trying to get out of a record deal is news…you know her saying that you try so hard to get a record deal – which is code for suck a lot of dick – then once you make it you have to try so hard to get out of it – because that record deal is what made you and now that you’re made you want all the money for your greedy self… I hate when these bitches sign shitty contracts just to have contracts and the companies that put them on, invest in them, market them cuz they see mainstream potential but are still taking a risk on some gutter Australian trash…lose out when it’s finally time to cash in cuz bitch has an ego. I am sure this is how every small time pimp feels when his hoe moves onto the big times….like “without me you’d be nothing, but now I get nothing”….it happens all the time…talent management and development yo. Well, apparently, some porn company offered her a contract and she felt the need to tell all the porn perverts off while promoting the porn company…she probably has an affiliate code with them and is getting kick back..calling out people by their user names…for being perverts when she spends her career showing off her fat fucking ass…it’s weird…so weird. the level of hypocrisy that these people put out there…like she doesn’t know she’s a borderline sex worker with her ass out there fucking a pole in her video pretending she was a stripper…and acts like she doesn’t deserve commments on the internet like this…it’s fucking nuts. I don’t read this as harassment and sexual predator behavior..when I cross reference it with the content she’s putting out there…what type of attention is she trying to get? People are all crazy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea Wants to Do Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid put on a pair of bicycle shorts, because that’s the style now, you know shameless people need to find the most revealing outfits possible, so they channel the 50+ orthodontist group that meets on saturday afternoons when their wives are volunteering at the Jewish Hospital…you know keeping things spicy….being gayer than bicycle shorts…which is a way I used to describe people many fucking years ago – you can google the archive to see the way I used this brilliant expression – using the SEARCH TAB up there on the right… That said, Bella Hadid, the ugly one in the family, who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled and entitled and people, even at a young age sucked up to her cuz she’s rich…and is now sucked up to by the world who give her fat checks…rocking this pair of bike shorts for the world to see both her battered pussy from all the sex with The Weekend, who cheated on her the first time around with a girl I know, and she said he broke her in half….girls and their love for the black cock…but mainly when it’s rich and famous black cock…you’re never seeing the ghetto black dude on his bike pulling hot chicks with a hip hop fetish…you just see them with the fat white chicks no one wants…because girls of all levels are into money and fame and status.. She’s a groupie – that’s what I am trying to say and dude’s got some famous model all about his dick and he can do whatever he wants…cuz she’s broken and knows she’s a monster and that he’s got better options… POINT BEING…UGLY HADID and her rebuilt face so hard she’s not even the same person, but is getting paid to be this repica human, has been starving herself, not starving herself enough, because she’s not hospitalized…or dead in her attempt to be pretty while the world just uses her for her instagram presence…. MadamMeow the god of the FORUM said that she liked that she starves herself because hopefully she starves herself to death… Where as I’m darker and just hope she suffers…organ failure…you know in the name of skinny…death is just so permanent while permanent damage is more painful….or that she is just too weak to run from predators…. I’m joking….I don’t care enough for an ugly scam to die or suffer….disappear sure…get so skinny you can’t see her when she stands sideways……. But I am actually hopeful in that I hope it leads to influencing other girls starving themselves, cuz she’s an influencer, so do something good for once because I’m tired of all the fat girls getting press, when skinny is wonderful….eating disorders the way it is supposed to be…how it always was….before America get so off course and decided Anorexia was wrong… So here’s Bella Hadid making ANorexia Great Again…use influencers to influence the right way…. How the fuck is this ugly bitch even a thing….I don’t get it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Hadid Makes Anorexia Great Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Weird Hooker Brawl… Pervert VS Halloween Sluts Dildo Removal!! Cruise Ship VS Dock Cop Confused Gun for Taser and Shot a Dude Man Beats Elderly WOman in a Wheelchair Very Canadian Leaf Blower Bong Guy Escapes Hospital After Surgery Actor Records Himself After Massage – Unaware of Naked WOman…. The post Halloweeen Stripper and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is doing the opposite of IRELAND BALDWIN ….you know hiding her pussy, instead of cutting a hole in her shirt when she’s not wearing panties to give the world a window into her pussy soul….something that I feel is the highlight of the day and the best thing Ireland Baldwin has accomplished to date…. Rosie Huntington Whitely…a model and I guess actress who proved the Megan Fox is replaceable in one of the Transformers movies….She is married or breeding with bald, rich as fuck, ripped because he’s bald and no one wants to be the bald fat guy, especially not you….giving the hope to the bald people of the world…has been getting naked forever and I’ve always appreciated it. She always seemed like an uptight cunt – you know high end – the kind of girl who smells showered and like flowers that would never talk to you, just give you offended dirty looks when she catches you staring at her…I like that. I assume she’s not showing her pussy because she just had a kid and it’s mangled…or maybe she’s just not that kind of lady…yet I am a firm believer….they are all that kind of lady…that’s how we know their names, backstory and why they get paid…. Hot tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosie Huntington Whiteley Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emma Roberts is my favorite celebrity girl who has what I assume are some serious Daddy issues….because I want to believe that she’s got daddy issues…but I remember that everyone has daddy issues in one way or another..which is weird because I am sure there are some great dads out there…who still have daughters half naked on the internet…because daddy issues, and really all issues are relatively, in that even if your dad’s not a complete loser fuck up, you think he is so that you can post memes about being a sad, disgruntled, anxiety ridden millennial…whilst posing half naked… Emma Roberts is not half naked, but she’s got her titties out, which is a new look for her, one I support and encourage because tits, on skinny girls are wonderful. I don’t know why I am a fan of Emma Roberts…but I think she’s one of the celebrity kids who doesn’t make me hate her by default for being born into a connected family, building a career from being in that connected family….but that could jsut be her tits distracting my anger and jealousy… I think I like her enough to make this site dedicated to Emma Roberts…an Emma Roberts fan site…cuz every girl with a deadbeat dad needs a drunkenstepfather… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better. She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good… THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere… So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat…. Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It must really be halloween – because Christina Aguilera has dusted off her fat mom pussy, squeezed it into a bunch of costumes…and proceeded to perform in LA this past weekend….Her thighs…as terrifying as most 40 year old mom thighs…she’s definitely not dressed like the Slender Man this year…but instead..like someone who ate the Slender Man… Now give this bootleg Mariah Carey a pizza to replenish the calories lost on stage. I wonder what kind of cheese that outfit smells like now…I’m thinking Blue Cheese. To see the concert pics CLICK HERE The post X-Tina Performs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
