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Miss Carly Baker is the New UFC Ring Girl of the Day

Her name is Miss Carly Baker….and she is the new Ring Card girl for the UFC, who is making a debut this weekend, and she’s a UK Glamour model…I think….which isn’t too far of a stretch from being a Vegas stripper/show girl with a dream like previous UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste….you know the table dance for the right table that led to this life of luxury all thanks to Dana White being based out of Vegas…. Here are some pics of their new blood….Miss Carly Baker….I wonder if she is as dignified and southern as she sounds…. Serioulsly, she makes me want to hit a luncheon to discuss the rise of the south over some lemonade at the plantation….#fact.

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Kellie Shirley Showing Panties of the Day

Kellie Shirley is some UK Soap Star and she showed up to an event showing off some pantyhose, reminding me that pantyhose fetishes are hilarious. not because pantyhose are a great, function, fun way to make a girl look like a sausage popping out of its casing, or because pantyhose always smell weird at the end of the day after being pulled off and on for girls to pee, while suffocating in tight shoes that don’t breath, but cuz they hide cellulite and are easy to rip holes in…. I don’t care about Kellie Shirley, I just like that this happened. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Crotch Shot for Social Media of the Day

I am always down for a crotch shot…even if the crotch shot isn’t one of a sexting nature, but instead of a girl in a pair of really small jeans, showing off her really small body, that would make my really small dick, possibly look a little less small, if I was able to pull it out of hiding, and convince it that it is not in witness protection, or a vampire that fears sunlight….. Miley Cyrus is a babe and her self produced pornography that isn’t really pornography unless you have a very graphic perverted mind…makes life a better place.

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Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

I figure I don’t write enough about these Victoria’s Secret models…because they are only in every second post…that I might I well do one more….this time with Cameron Russell, who I don’t think I’ve ever posted on, so it’s fresh Victoria’s Secret Meat….and Behati Prinsloo who just has a stupid name that should be a dish at an Indian Restaurant….posing in the half naked, airbrushed, no nipple or vagina definition despite being in lingerie glory….giving girls unrealistic expectations for themselves, while making men hate anything they fuck for not looking like this….hey if it sells panties then it works for me….

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Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

Katsia Zingarevich for Intimissimi Lingerie of the Day

Katsia Zingarevich is the new face of Intimissimi Lingerie….which is a lingerie company that used to have Irina Shayk as their main squeeze….She’s Belarussian, she’s married to a footballer like Irina Shayk, only unlike Irina Shayk, her footballer’s probably not a homo using her as a front, just a dude who uses his fame and fortune to land quality vagina….vagina that in a different decade would likely be sewing work camp uniforms….or waiting in line for rationed toilet paper….but instead is here giving me boners….multiple boners… This is their Valentine’s Day shoot straight from Italy..

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Kim Kardashian is a Monster of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Kim Kardashian was a monster before their was a demon growing inside her…. So it was only expected that as this little troll sent from satan grew…her already disgusting body would get progressively worse… She wouldn’t be able to use the straps and harnesses and is probably happy she is finally able to let her gut out….not to mention it gives her another season, another storyline and will make her another 100,000,0000 dollars…cuz for some reason America cares about Armenian gutter trash. I guess it’s just fun to watch how bad it is gonna get…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lacey Banghard in Some NUTS Outtakes of the Day

Lacey Banghard has a seriously hard face…rugged like a stripper who managed to escape the sex trade and life as a coked up prostitute by becoming a low level, but big breasted titty model…featured in all the UK magazines, possibly because she works at a discount, or maybe, just maybe cuz her tits are retarded…I mean there’s only so much conversation this gratuitous shit can stir up, it’s tits, I like tits, that’s all there is to it….if we’re looking for a moral in the story like this was a 90s sitcom…it’s girls…if you got tits…use them…they will make you famous…even if you’re not hot….all you need is tits…

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Lacey Banghard in Some NUTS Outtakes of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez Promo Still for Fast and the Furious 6 of the Day

The Fast and the Furious 6 exists….and these are the promo pics…as far as I’m concerned that’s a joke in and of itself….. I don’t know what is more alarming…the fact that the producers are putting millions of dollars into such shit movies…or the fact that people are watching these movies making it worth their while to bother with the shit… Maybe I just don’t get the subculture of modifying cars and watching 50 year old bald dudes drive them….while lesbians change their oil…. Either way, it’s funny.

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Michelle Rodriguez Promo Still for Fast and the Furious 6 of the Day

Leryn Franco for FHM India of the Day

Leryn Franco is an Olympian and a model for some central or South American country…and I don’t know how well she ranks…but assume it is just one of those “No one else is doing it and it will put me on the international forum”….kind of opportunist who really just wants to be showing her awesome ass cuz she knows it is awesome..but getting to the top in Paraguay requires joining a tribe, praying to some Mayan god in some Mayan ritual…to some ancient aliens….cuz as wonderful as the jungles of Paraguay may be….it’s not really on the map for tourism, so being a Rihanna isn’t an option….but when you’re the hot ass amongst dude lookin’ women…all of a sudden you matter enough for FHM INDIA to do a spread on you…

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Leryn Franco for FHM India of the Day

Ashlee Simpson’s Upskirt of the Day

The old timer blogger in me…who build my empire on girls flashing their panties, having sex tapes, and nipple slips….kinda appreciates Ashlee Simpson’s old timer efffort to get noticed for the first time since her singing career exploded….due to acid reflux…..but the scientist in me wishes there were no panties…just so I could see how much damage her single mother’s vagina took in the natural disaster that was becoming a single mother….you see cuz panties just aren’t hardcore enough for me…but scars on labia always will be pushing the limit and letting the world know you’re here and ready to get down. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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