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Cintia Dicker for SI Swimsuit of the Day

I like Cintia Dicker…even if I am one of the only ones…cuz she’s been in the game a long time…but only has 5,000 followers on twitter….meaning I am more famous than her….if your idea of fame is how many twitter followers you have….which my happens to be my idea of fame…cuz that’s all I have…. Cintia Dicker is a bikini and lingerie model…all red headed and exciting to me, someone who has never had sex with a red head, but who has always wanted to, because orange pubic hair, despite making me sick to my stomach in High School, is something I covet…and need to experience before I die…because I have realized that hating on a pussy hair color is just crazy….while all pussy hair deserves to be treated equal…and not fear being grown out..because society says you must be dark or not the color of an orange….contrasting weirdly against a bright pink pussy….in what would clash horribly if it was a pant and jacket…..but it isn’t and I want it…and here she is awesome for SI….even if she has no nipples…it is the Christian way. To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cintia Dicker for SI Swimsuit of the Day

Cintia Dicker for SI Swimsuit of the Day

I like Cintia Dicker…even if I am one of the only ones…cuz she’s been in the game a long time…but only has 5,000 followers on twitter….meaning I am more famous than her….if your idea of fame is how many twitter followers you have….which my happens to be my idea of fame…cuz that’s all I have…. Cintia Dicker is a bikini and lingerie model…all red headed and exciting to me, someone who has never had sex with a red head, but who has always wanted to, because orange pubic hair, despite making me sick to my stomach in High School, is something I covet…and need to experience before I die…because I have realized that hating on a pussy hair color is just crazy….while all pussy hair deserves to be treated equal…and not fear being grown out..because society says you must be dark or not the color of an orange….contrasting weirdly against a bright pink pussy….in what would clash horribly if it was a pant and jacket…..but it isn’t and I want it…and here she is awesome for SI….even if she has no nipples…it is the Christian way. To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Webb for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Katherine Webb, who was Miss Alabama 2012 and Top 10 Finalist in the 2012 Miss USA Pageant, who is less importantly for us…because we hate these situations…but pretty importantly for her….is the girlfriend of Alabama Quarterback A.J. McCarron, who generated some useless scandal during one of his games when the reporter talked about hot hot she was and how get Quarterbacks get all the cake and by cake I mean vagina…vagina that is now in Sports Illustrated…goin’ big….. To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Webb for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Bregje Heinen is a Naughty Model of the Day

Bregje Heinen proves one very important thing in life…and that is that if your name is “Pile of Shit”….or “Period Stains”….or “Moldy Fucking Asshole”…..as long as you’re a babe…showing off a hot little body….it’s all ok….cuz if Bregje, a name that sounds like a wet dirty mexican food shit, was 400 pounds and working at Wal Mart….it would not have the same “angelic” sound to it…. Here she is modeling…pretty well….

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Candice Swanepoel & Behati Prinsloo VS Angels for Social Media of the Day

Here are Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo keeping us in the loop of what they are up to in their fancy, immigrant who get half naked for lots of money, for an evil brand that tricks fat chicks into thinking they will look hot if they wear the same lingerie in 5 or more sizes bigger….making billions… So here they are in store, for Valentines Day, doing a major push because it’s the biggest time of the year, and unlike a stripper feature show, who puts on bigger and better performances at their appearances, these girls wore dresses and where’s the fun in that…when they are supposed to be half naked…that’s why they get paid the big bucks…. This is all wrong!! But valentines day is the day of pussy opportunity…so get ready for the desperate bitches everywhere….they are coming….and hopefully you will be to…if you just follow my lead…

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Candice Swanepoel & Behati Prinsloo VS Angels for Social Media of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Since 90 percent of my life is spent on the internet…and hating fat chicks…it is only natural that I get in fights with fat chicks on the regular because fat chicks, as proven from all their eating, have big fucking mouths….and last night, when mocking Adele, hoping the stage was reinforced, someone stepped up and said that she just had a kid, give her a break, as if she wasn’t a tank prior to the kid….to which my rebuttal was all the Victoria’s Secret models who get back in shape a month after they have kids, cuz they don’t let themselves go, and they put fucking work in…..and porky writes back “Victoria’s Secret Models aren’t real”….no bitch, they are real, they just aren’t lazy fucking pigs who blame their awesome model bodies for giving lazy fucking pigs negative body images, cuz instead of training and eating well, they’re at the fucking donut shop…. Now I can’t attest to their vaginas being real awesome after the babies….but I can say the rest of them is and sometimes that’s a decent trade off….

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Do you remember Nicole Richie? I know she barely matters…but many years ago I hung out with Nicole Richie and she fucking hated me….it was back when she had just had her gastric bipass, after her Simple Life TV Show, Since then, she has blocked me on her social media and a lasting friendship with an unwanted adopted by a rich guy drug addict pig with a bad attitude cuz she always felt inadequate about not being wanted by her own mom thing….wasn’t formed…. But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her hard nipple implants, it is what she wants us to do, cuz if you remember her fat years, her tits weren’t even this big, or this round, if anything they were some uneven fucking mess… I am glad that she’s spent some of her fake daddy’s money on sorting that out…and I support that….even if it is the only decent thing she’s ever done…..you know being a pile of shit and all…. I know – her implants are nothing new…but her hard nipples in a black shirt are….and here’s the pic of the monkey faced troll rockin’ em…

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Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Nina Agdal is the ALLEGED SI Cover Girl 2013 of the Day

All this covergirl shit is totally staged and I’ve been doing this site long enough to see that shit coming from a mile away….and the real deciding factor for me about this Nina Agdal being the covergirl was the recent Carl’s Jr ad that I just had a gut feeling was totally directly related to the SI cover…and I am pretty sure I even said in the post…but that’s probably because I am a genius despite no one listening to me…. Now, I am not sure if this is fact, or if she’s actually the Cover Girl…I guess you’ll find out February 15th when it drops, but that doesn’t stop me from posting a mega post of all her pictures I have, since I’ve been posting all her pics as I do with all models, despite thinking she looks a little downs, like she got into SI after meeting Brooklyn Decker at one of their waterhead conventions…. Who cares, here’s her awesome body in a whole lot of pics….

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Nina Agdal is the ALLEGED SI Cover Girl 2013 of the Day