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Kate Upton for Skullcandy of the Day

The smartest thing Skullcandy did for their brand was lock Kate Upton into a contract, because a few weeks ago, I went through their youtube channel and every other video they did, I’m talking with known people, got all of 10,000 views, while this pig drives millions…. Tits get hits and she’s got a lot of tit…so it just makes sense that people watch….even if the whole thing is a pile of talentless, unfunny shit, that doesn’t make sense which is appropriate cuz Kate Upton’s fame doesn’t make sense……her body is sloppy, she’s built like she’s 40 and at 19, you know that’s gonna end real fucking bad….but in this window of opportunity, you know her 5 minutes, everyone’s celebrating….. What a disaster….

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Kate Upton for Skullcandy of the Day

Kate Moss for i-D pre-Spring Issue of the Day

I Love Kate Moss….whether it is cuz she was hated for being skinny for so many years….or because despite being a 45 year old mom, she lives this rockstar life, filled with cocaine that she was caught doing on video….and various men, most of whom were questionable rockstars, you know who shared needles and fucked groupies without condoms while not showering for weeks at a time, that definitely came inside her, making her vagina a petri dish of all things glamorous, like herpes and hepatitis and even HIV…..but she carries it so well, and is so graceful about it….and looks amazing while doing it…..making her dirty panties a pair I’d love to sniff and even wear as a gas mask when the apocalypse finally happens…her scents will keep me alert and save me…..

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Kate Moss for i-D pre-Spring Issue of the Day

NSFW Harlem Shake of the Day

How about some Harlem Shake with some titties cuz titties make everything….even Harlem Shake…aka the most revolutionary and important internet video movement….the planking of its generation…..the Call me Maybe and Gangnam style cover of 2013…just when you thought Harlem Shake couldn’t get any fucking better….

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NSFW Harlem Shake of the Day

Eva Herzigova’s Naked for Fashion of the Day

Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.

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Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day

#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me. Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!

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SI Swimsuit Harlem Shake of the Day

I did a TOP 7 or 8 Bikini Harlem Shake videos which was really the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake Videos I saw with bikini….and in keeping up with all thing viral and internet video trend….the people at SI shot this Harlem Shake video with all their models who were in Vegas for the magazine launch….and ironically none of them were in bikinis…but like all Harlem Shake videos…it’s worth the watch….

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SI Swimsuit Harlem Shake of the Day

Jessica Michibata Hot for Esquire UK of the Day

Jessica Michibata is half Argentine and half Japanese model I have never heard of but wish I had so that I could have masturbated to her the last 10 velentine’s days, but instead, I’ve only found out about her today…cuz I don’t keep track of who F1 Drivers have sex with, or who Tag Heurer put in their ads….but for some reason I pay attention to who Esquire gets half naked in their magazines….cuz apparently it is worth paying attention to…this girl is awesome.

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Jessica Michibata Hot for Esquire UK of the Day

Jessica Michibata Hot for Esquire UK of the Day

Jessica Michibata is half Argentine and half Japanese model I have never heard of but wish I had so that I could have masturbated to her the last 10 velentine’s days, but instead, I’ve only found out about her today…cuz I don’t keep track of who F1 Drivers have sex with, or who Tag Heurer put in their ads….but for some reason I pay attention to who Esquire gets half naked in their magazines….cuz apparently it is worth paying attention to…this girl is awesome.

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Stella Hudgens is Fun for Twitter of the Day

Stella Hudgens knows she’s got some big underage nude shoes to fill….thanks to her Disney Sister and her seedy celeb poptart ass….an ass that went viral because she didn’t shave her pussy like other girls her age…an age that turned out to be 17 when her lawyers had to figure out a strategy to get the shit off the fucking internet….and I guess as the younger sister, she’s gotta go bigger and harder…and in order to do that…you gotta do your stretches…and luckily..I’m hear to spot…you know so no one gets hurt in the making of this social media hit…

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Stella Hudgens is Fun for Twitter of the Day

Stella Hudgens is Fun for Twitter of the Day

Stella Hudgens knows she’s got some big underage nude shoes to fill….thanks to her Disney Sister and her seedy celeb poptart ass….an ass that went viral because she didn’t shave her pussy like other girls her age…an age that turned out to be 17 when her lawyers had to figure out a strategy to get the shit off the fucking internet….and I guess as the younger sister, she’s gotta go bigger and harder…and in order to do that…you gotta do your stretches…and luckily..I’m hear to spot…you know so no one gets hurt in the making of this social media hit…

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Stella Hudgens is Fun for Twitter of the Day