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Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company.. I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power… But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate… That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

Sophie Alexandra Naked for ZOO of the Day

There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Mango of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model in some non-Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot for a company called Mango….and I’m posting it because I like to take every chance I get to promote brands who don’t pay me….as long as they use models I want to fuck…it is a hobby of mine…you know give exposure to billionaires who don’t fucking bother with me….all cuz I want to fuck the girls they brought into wear the shitty sweatshop made clothes….even if I can just use the top right search bar…or click her highlighted name under this post to see her naked….or maybe…just maybe…it’s an excuse to link TO HER ON THE BEACH FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET HALF NAKED without giving those monsters at Victoria’s Secret the satisfaction of winning again…..even though they always win. TO SEE HER AMAZING BIKINI BODY WITH HER FRIEND MAGDALENA FRACKOWIAK FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn. Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now…. She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Beth Humphreys is a Babe for Front UK of the Day

Beth Humphreys is a success story like all other success stories… From my extensive 3 minutes of research, she was some busty low level amateur model….similar to the girls you’d find on social media or model mayhem…who was willing to show her tits for local photographers to just build up a portfoloio in hopes of never having to wait a table again…. Then….opportunity struck…and the agency that reps all the big titty UK models signed her up…making low level free topless shoots are now behind her…and now she’s the future…the new blood but more importantly the new titties for footballers to get pregnant….and mechanics to jerk off to her… Remember girls…it all came to her cuz she was willing to show her stupidly big tits…despite the fact that her nipples were so invisible she had to pierce them for people to find them…. Don’t ever let anything step in your big titty showing way…

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Severina Vuckovic Bikini Photoshoot for Old Times of the Day

These pics are from August…but when it comes to Croatian superstar bikini pics…they usually take a good 6 months to matter….and even after those 6 months…they don’t really matter…they are just a good reminder or excuse to post the SEX TAPE SHE ONCE STARRED IN …..that didn’t make her Kardashian famous…cuz Croatian singers don’t matter….but that should have led to a porn career cuz she’s pretty good at sex tapes….. TO SEE HER SEX TAPE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Teresa Palmer Tampon String of the Day

Teresa Palmer is some 26 year old babe from Australia who has been making the move over to Hollywood since 2007…and has starred in some pretty insignificant movies…but now she’s finally broke through and will be tstarring in the Zombie version of Twilight called “warm bodies’….and now she’s doing the proper press route needed for her name to hit the public in the face while her movie’s marketing is getting so much play….cuz that’s just how publicist work…and unlike the socialites before her….she’s taking a new spin on an old trick….that involves showing a little panty…cuz panty is harmless and honorable cry for attention…but this innovator’s throwing in some tampon string…cuz not being pregnant is also honorable…. I liked it so much – I made a gif. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted this pic of her in Barbados in a one piece cuz I guess she likes to remind herself of her roots every chance she gets…I mean that’s gotta be why her instagram is a mix of pro shots, weird slutty shots, and quotes from the bible in a what the fuck is going on with this babe and why do I like how tormented her soul is….I figure from small town to global recognition makes a person lose their shit…and I figure that even though she’s got handlers maintaining her social media…every once in a while the crazy she that pops up is her doing…cuz social media managers aren’t into losing their jobs for leaking pics of a bitch spread eagled smoking weed…with hard nipples…. ALl this to say…fame is fun to watch sometimes.

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Miranda Kerr Instagram’s a Bikini Pic of the Day

I didn’t feel that one post on Miranda Kerr was enough today…so here she is in some bikini pics she posted to social media…cuz she’s a bikini model…and she does bikini far better than non bikini models…even when she’s doing it for free…or in what I like to call charity….like seeing a rockband perform at some dive bar…just in efforts to keep it real…in a “we don’t just do it for the money” kind of hustle… I like to think that whenever I see a babe in a bikini who doesn’t have a modeling contract…when all drunk and bending over….totally giving me boners…I just can’t fully get into it cuz she’s not a professional…it’s like fucking a girl who isn’t a hooker….and expecting the same kind of performance…. Sure…some of the worst sex of my life have been with hookers…and some of the worst pics of babes in bikini has been brought to me by a corporation…but that exchange of money…makes it a more legit experience… All this to say, I love Miranda Kerr in a bikini…but I love all girls in bikinis…you don’t need to get paid millions to make me jerk off to you….

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Lucy Mecklenburgh in Her Bikini of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is a UK Reality TV show star and I know what you’re thinking…why the fuck do you care about a UK Reality TV show star….and I don’t have the answer for you…I never have the answer…I just see the bikini or suspender bikini or whatever the fuck this is…and I post it…cuz what is a name, or a job, or really anything that identifies a girl….when the girl is half naked…you see who she is, how irrelevant she is just doesn’t fucking matter…what matters is her walking on the beach in a way that makes me want to hump her leg like I was a stray dog….

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Lucy Mecklenburgh in Her Bikini of the Day