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Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/

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Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Fails in Terry’s Studio of the Day

This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.

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Doutzen Kroes Fails in Terry’s Studio of the Day

Jodie Marsh Self Shot Twitter Erotica of the Day

Glamour Model…turned Fitness Model…Turned Body Builder….turned amateur twitter model…Jodie Marsh…posted some pics of her stupidly large fake tits….and doughy compared to when she was doing the fitness thing stomach….to twitter that she took of herself because no one bothers paying her to take pics of her anymore…cuz so much younger, fresher, less damaged and annoying pussy with tits as big if not bigger than hers….are on the scene…in an out with the old..in with the new…but at least you have social media to stay relevent…hustle…and really I’m into all attention seekers.

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Jodie Marsh Self Shot Twitter Erotica of the Day

Justin Bieber’s Jump Off of the Day

So this story dropped yesterday that is just ridiculous nonsense that we fill our idiotic brains with….but that I am going to write about anyway because it made me laugh…. Apparently, Milyn “MIMI” Jenson is a “model”….who is 22 years old and studying nursing….who Justin Bieber was caught cheating on Selena Gomez with ending their fake relationship for publicity…and the whole thing makes sense…because Selena Gomez is a little too much like a girl for Bieber…and this MIMI character…is a lot like his first love…Usher Raymond…in a fucking wig… Who knows if this is legit or not…but I do know his taste in chicks is what I’d expect it to be for a little twink who likes gay saunas and all the barebacking it offers….like he was John Travolta…. Here are the hilarious pics.

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Justin Bieber’s Jump Off of the Day

Christina Milian Cleavage at the Gym of the Day

It is pics like this that make me question my life choices….because even at the gym…I’m not staring at a girl’s cleavage…that shit is high school…I’m fucking staring at her pussy lips in her tight pants…gyrating and spreading apart…full definition….imagining her naked….as her pants ride up her proper….ideally when sweaty as fuck…looking like she just squirted on herself…it’s really the only reason you should go to the gym….you know seein’ that vag from all fucking angles….but instead I’m sitting here on a soiled couch…watching my wife get the only exercise she gets….stuffing her face…arm from bag to mouth curls…and high salt, high blood pressure, high heart rate cardio routine….lookin’ at pics of some has been’s cleavage she posted to the internet….celebrating it like it matters…totally misrepresenting myself…cuz I probably wouldn’t even notice it if it was in front of me…cuz at the gym…it’s about the pussy.

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Christina Milian Cleavage at the Gym of the Day

Beth Humphreys For Nuts of the Day

It is hard to believe that it was just 6 months ago when Beth Humphreys was doing this shoot for Jizz Mag… Look at her now….she’s climbed the ranks of low level big titty modeling…and has mad it to the top of the scene….showing those crazy tits for NUTS….making me think that either she’s got a lot of talent…and in this case big natural tits she’s willing to show off…or maybe that getting to the top of the Glamour model scene is really not all that hard to pull off….because the mags always want new tits to showcase…and the UK only has 3 hot chicks in it…. I would say she slept her way to this NUTS photoshoot, but that’s a given…and really why bother analyzing this shit…it is pretty straight forward….and it’s lovely….new big titty blood even though she looks like she’s about 5 foot stumpy legs.

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Katharine McPhee Smoking in 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…is in some magazine doing the whole dark 1950s hollywood shit…in what looks like a sheer outfit, some panties, and a cigarette…all vamped out and erotic…pushing some dominatrix fetish shit for you perverts….while I see nothing but a class lady who probably doesn’t kick dudes in the balls for money to pay her rent….but who probably has the level of talent that should be doing that…instead of this whole TV thing….

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Katharine McPhee Smoking in 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day

Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

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Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day

Gaga in the Tub of the Day

I got excited when I first saw these pics of Gaga cuz I thought the welts on her back were AIDS lesions….meaning the end is fucking near…I saw Philadelphia – I know how these immune disorders that target the gay, tranny, black, and elderly population work…..but then I realized that Gaga is probably not needle sharing, and likely only fucking herself, because despite being rich and famous, she’s the only thing that could love her enough to do that to themselves…that face is a nightmare….then I did some research and thought maybe it was blood cancer…or really anything terminal…and remembered she has LUPUS….which is pretty much AIDS the Opposite version….kinda like she’s ART the opposite version….so here I am all happy the world is gonna be rid by an evil….thanks to nature taking its course and doing what’s right….but then I read the caption…and she just got hot cupping….which is unlike 2 girl 1 cupping….but more like a massage or spa treatment to rid your body of evil toxins and that was a real fucking bummer…but not as much of a bummer as being invited into GAGA’s bath in the first place….

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Bikini Top Rihanna and Terry Richardson of the Day

Rihanna likes to expose herself and I like to watch….she sold her soul…and fucking rides it out better than anyone who has sold their soul before her….most people are all uptight about losing their privacy, while she just fucking owns it….and if people want to look at her naked…she’s more than happy to let them….it’s the hooker she in her that I have no choice but to love….because this is what I want out of all girls I’ve ever met ever…. So here she is with Terry Richardson at some shoot in a bikini top or bra….keepin’ it real.

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Bikini Top Rihanna and Terry Richardson of the Day