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Irina Shayk Modeling Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

Valentines Day, the government created mid-february initiative to stimulate the economy while making people in relationships feel inadequate and making people not in relationships feel suicidal leading to a great opportunity to lure girls into your bed who are just looking for a little affection….is right around the corner…and the lingerie companies know it….they figure it is the second biggest day of the year for them…because what the fuck else do you give your woman if you’re looking to get laid…not a blender….maybe jewelery…but there’s no real benefit to dropping money on gold and diamonds…other than a blowjob…at least with lingerie you can imagine she’s Irina Shayk when she puts it on…because fantasy is the foundation of all successful marriages….and it is also the only good that comes from Valentine’s Day…..

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Miranda Kerr is Fun of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so cute and fun and posing with balloons like she’s on set at a tampon commercial…but is probably actually just spoiling her brat kid Orlando Bloom made inside her when not on set at Pirates of the Caribbean….because kids of actors and models are always totally wrecked, given everything and raised in excess with other brats raised in excess that lead to awesome drug addictions and scandals and good times I’d say I was looking forward to….but in reality…I probably won’t be alive then…and the public probably won’t care about where either Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom or their kid is….and really all I look forward to when it comes to Miranda Kerr is some nude fashion shoots….so I can study her vagina lips….whether wrecked by childbirth or not…I’m willing to look close…you know really dig in there and get my hands dirty…. TO SEE HER IN THE TIGHTEST MOST AMAZING TIGHT JEANS EVER FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach

Daisy Fuentes is an icon to the Miami Cuban community….she is one of the few who has made it in American hosting such important things like America’s Funniest People….which as far as the Cubans are concerned is the equivalent of winning a fucking oscar…because they are a simple people…and just happy to not be in cuba…that when they see one of their own on that magical TV…it’s blows them the fuck away….almost as much as Coca Cola….or real Ketchup….and all the other things they’ve been deprived of being Cuban… She’s the Sofia Vergara of America….only less successful, because as you know Cuba is no Colombia….She’s 46, she’s been at this for a long time, she’s posing in a bathing suit like it was the 90s, and she looks good doing it…as much as I hate encouraging old lady to produce bathing suit erotica….

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Hilary Rhoda Hot For Vogue Spain of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…but she’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying chips, cookies, diabetes medication and affordable elastic waistband pants before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….but instead she’s all hot in Vogue Spain…maybe more people should take her amazing lead…..

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This Week’s Shameless Nudity of the Day

I love the storyline of Shameless…I don’t watch the show…it bores me…but the idea of a dead beat drunk dad with annoying kids who fuck and get naked….speaks to me….in fact I should be writing this show….. I also think William H Macy is less annoying than most actors….but I hate this Emmy Rossum clown….who was a nobody until her agent got her this gig…and now she’s all snobby and thinks she an actual celebrity or a premiere actor…to justify getting naked on some cable show….you know because no one, not even porn chicks like to admit they are talentless hacks who just get airtime cuz they fuck on camera… That said…here are two of the nude scenes from this weeks show…in a feature I call HBOobs….the boobs on the boobtube that has become boobs LCD screen…..thanks to modern technology cable, piracy and streaming….. Emmy Rossum….with her riveting performance…..such a rich storyline…. Emma Greenwell…who I have never heard of but don’t mind watching bend over….

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India Reynolds, Lauren Goodger & Lacey Banghard for NUTS of the Day

OMG This Glamour Model Shoot is so fucking different than all other Glamour Model shoots I’ve seen over the last decade….it’s like they are so creative with what they do with these photos….always so different….and pretty much throw me off every time…never the same…always different….cuz there is so much you can do with big old tits….I usually like to start with sucking them…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tiffani Thiessen Does Me in My Place of the Day

Tiffani Amber Thissen did a little shoot with the people at Me In My Place because I guess she wasn’t too busy eating pints of ice cream remembering what was….and I mean that in the nicest way…I haven’t heard this name in years…it’s like a blast from the past and after seeing her pose in her underwear…I am happy she even has a place and is not homeless as you’d expect….maybe Hollywood money is awesome…or maybe…just maybe she married rich…but I can’t be too sure…I would have to google her and that requires work…when instead I can just stare at her big old boobs…literally… That’s not to say she’s not hot, doesn’t still have it going on, isn’t a lovely lady…it’s just to say her tits were celebrated in the late 90s, and here they are 15 years later….a natural phenomenon I generally don’t like seeing happen to women I once masturbated to…. Find more at Me In My Place

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Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day

The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really put her hotness on the map…I mean with modern science, what’s a little herpes but a itchy burnign distraction if you miss your Valtrex….I like her risk vs reward analysis…

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Modeling of the Day

Billionaire Heiress and likely brat…who is trying her best to take over LA like she was Paris Hilton….because that’s what Billionaire Heiress do….especially when they are new money….who just need to throw that cash around in the trashiest of way possible to make as much noise in the process as possible….from buying the Spelling Mansion to modeling bikinis…to show off her fake tits…this 28 year old may be someone worth trying to K-Fed cuz she’s worth a lot of money – but beyond that…she’s pretty worthless…filled with daddy issues and no soul…like most rich girls…who are just as bad as strippers and porn chicks…they just do it in designer clothes and can afford the abortions…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Valentina Shaposhnik for XXL Russia of the Day

Valentina Shaposhnik is what I assume is a Russian Glamour Model, something I didn’t know existed before today, but I guess should have known existed, because a Glamour model is really just a chick with big old tits, often times new tits, who poses for the same magazine over and over again…..cuz after googling her…cuz I’m an investigative journalist…I found that she’s done at least 5 shoots for XXL RUssia before…representing their lack of effort and creativity, despite her being a total standard looking babe I would always look at naked, because Russia is filled with babes who would be willing to do this, and who I’d be willing to look at doing this, cuz based on the mail order bride sites I browse looking for a replacement to my beater, I’ve found so much gold….but I guess why kill a good thing off…especially when she’s probably dating the publisher….who insists use my girl…or you’re all fucking fired…that’s usually how these things work..

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