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Maria Menounos Gets Her Ass Fixed of the day

Maria Menounos had a wardrobe malfunction….a word or term I fucking hate using cuz it makes me feel like some candy coated poptart sucking piece of shit gossip blog….you see I prefer the biker approach to life “bitch got her pants ripped cuz of all the ass fucking her greek ass is into”….you know play on the fact that they aren’t sewing her dress back together…but her asshole because in Greece the asshole is the main vagina…the one you use when you’re not trying to make babies….but reality is her dress split, she had a team with a sewing kit, instead of giving the paparazzi a story, like she was Tara Reid…she dealt with it herself using social media…and he’s what it looked like….mocking yourself is always cute. Who is Maria Menounos again and why does she matter?

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Maria Menounos Gets Her Ass Fixed of the day

Ginger Spice Sings in a Bra of the Day

For those of you who don’t remember Geri Halliwel, she was a stripper, nude model, turned Spice Girl who got fired from being a stepGIRL….with red hair and a pretty fit body…and rockin’ tits….and I guess you can’t teach old dogs new tricks…and with the advent of Social Media…her true colors of being a tart who shows off her huge tits for attention and a bit of money….is ingrained in who she is at her core…that now given the opportunity to reach a broad audience with a camera phone…comes this bra wearing busty 90 year old in the studio singing…cuz that’s what she does…..and I’m not complaining…I just wish there was more diddling…

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Nicole Scherzinger Promo Shots of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger gets a lot of hate for being a man…and I figure if she looks like this…with a rockin body and fake tits…as long as she keeps the duct tape on….and a pair of leather supportive panties….who can be the fucking wiser….you know there comes a time in every man’s life where they say….”will fucking this tranny make me gay” and the answer is…no man…if you think she’s a girl…and convince yourself she’s a girl just take the fucking blowjob and pretend she’s not jerking off at the same time….cuz they say people with dicks know all the right moves when it comes to dicks….thanks to years of playing with their own dicks.. This is some weird promo shots for a song she’s put out…and I have no idea why I am posting it….

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Throwback Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

Here’s a clip from 1994, when Sofia Vergara was just 40, posing her smaller than now, but still big single mother trying to make it as hard as she can tits. Fun. Apparently her tit falls out at some point…but I didn’t notice it becasue I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell I was watching, this low budget TV shit, that you can produce better quality productions on your iPhone, make me laugh, from the voice overs to the actual footage, is fucking genius, and should make a comeback because let’s face it…it’s a fucking joke in and of itself….kinda like this 90s hair…. Hispanic people are funny. That said, I am sure if you looked deep into the archives on the internet -even though she was struggling before the internet….there’d be a ton of her nudes….somewhere….cuz you don’t get famous keeping your clothes on especially when you’re a single mother!

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Nicole Neal Naked and Amazing for Front UK of the Day

Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Upskirt of the day

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace, a character you probably don’t know and who I only know because I run this stupid site, is a prime example of someone who has fallen off pretty fucking fast…because there was a time…in the mid 2000s where her fake tits and antics…were kinda attractive…but then she turned 30…and now she’s pushing 35…and she’s all fat and haggard…cuz that’s what the party life after being on Big Brother UK does to a girl….that or the simple fact that girls from the UK aren’t hot…with their pasty skin, dumpy asses, bad diets, and shitty tit jobs…. Well she’s still flashing panties like it matters….and I guess it does matter….because I am posting it…even if it is a tribute to what was…

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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Upskirt of the day

Academy Award Boobs of the Day

Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.

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Candice Swanepoel and Natasha Poly for Juicy of the Day

ps. I love Candice Swanepoel. Natasha Poly isn’t so bad either…but shit…that Candice Swanepoel…she’s going places…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Ass for Instagram of the Day

It is hard not to fall in love with Candice Swanepoel….I saw this picture yesterday when she posted them….and it took me 24 fucking hours to get them on the site because I was too busy staring at the amazing ass that is Candice Swanepoel in her bikini for Social Media…but not just any bikini…one that is low cut, or high cut, or whatever the fuck this borderline thong shit is…that so many girls are wearing on the beach these days…making the world a brighter, shinier, more amazing place to live… I love Candice Swanepoel, and I’ve never met her, but I know that if there is one thing out there I need to consider myself a success..it is to hold her hand….even just for a second…and I never get this way over anything…except maybe pugs…but shit people…do you see this ass…it’s so friendly and inviting, like an old comfy sweater, the hot fit ass version…that I want to slip inside and die…after singing it love poetry I wrote it….starving to death cuz it is all I’ll eat.. Next level performance on her part…it speaks to me at my soul….

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Vida Guerra’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

Vida Guerra was famous in the 90s for being a big round ass that FHM exploited as hard as they could in an era where J.Lo made 100,000,000 dollars for virtually the same reason….you know the latin hearthrob bullshit that shoulda never happened….but did happen…and with most hispanics is still happening…cuz round ass is great…but more importantly because they are a loyal people… Her ass, despite taking up serious fitness, as you can see in this picture for twitter of her 6 pack…. Is still ridiculous…..but not as ridiculous as the fact that I am doing a post on her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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