Tag Archives: Sexy Stars

Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day

I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty… Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world… My kind of girl..

The rest is here:
Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day

The Beyonce for GQ Shoot of the Day

I posted some funny angled leaked Beyonce GQ cover yesterday…laughing at how bottom heavy the angle made her look…without realizing she’s in fact that bottom heavy…looking like some racist Caricature of black chicks in the slave era….because looking at these pics of her in her underwear looking jobbin’ as fucking hell…making you wonder why her billionaire ass feels like she needs to prove something getting half naked….remembering that these girls just love attention…even if humiliating themselves in the process…cuz they just have to look at their bank statement and read letters from obsessed fans to block out all the hate in their delusional bubble… Looking at these pics is a horrible experience..Gross!

Excerpt from:
The Beyonce for GQ Shoot of the Day

Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day

Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this amazing Emily DiDonato comes up and they use her to fill their quota on American employees in order to get their tax credits….which is a good thing cuz it has lead to her getting naked for Allure….looking pretty lovely as far as I’m concerned….

Original post:
Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day

Olivia Palermo’s in a Bikini of the Day

Olivia Palermo is some rich bitch who I had never heard of before today….while staring at her red bikini ass and vagina definition…her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your house is pornographic…but like a rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker like the pornstars she probably judges…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

See the article here:
Olivia Palermo’s in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s Chubby See Through at the Airport of the Day

. I think these pictures of Kate Upton at the airport are pretty representative of everything I’ve been saying about Kate Upton…and in the event that you’re a first time reader, let me reiterate….she’s Anna Nicole Smith 2….her body will catch up to her tits cuz she is just 18…and that’s what fucking happens to all busty girls…her body is sloppy, awkward, weird looking….you know dumpy as fuck…but the media love her and eat her up and put her out there…and everyone follows…even though she looks like a fucking pig….She just booked a Mercedes Superbowl Commercial for a lot of money…and fashion magazines like she’s not fat… All this to say, I am not a fan….and these paparazzi pics…tell a story why,…remember she’s smiling cuz she knows she’s won… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here is the original post:
Kate Upton’s Chubby See Through at the Airport of the Day

Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all… So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.

Read more:
Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

Beyonce’s Amazing February GQ Cover of the Day

Apparently Beyonce is on the cover of February’s GQ and one of the staffers at GQ leaked the shit…but not only did he leak it….he shot it from the best possible angle to give her serious fucking booty…in what almost looks like a racist cartoon of a black girl….from the 1920s…..and whenever I look at it…I laugh…it’s pantsless but as erotic as an Aunt Jamimina box….and remember boys and girls..this is the internet..nothing is every leaked…it’s all fucking strategy….but that doesn’t mean it isn’t hysterical…true story….

View post:
Beyonce’s Amazing February GQ Cover of the Day

Models in in Yamamay The Sexy Calendar 201 of the Day

I figure a day is not a day unless it is marked on a Calendar….especially a Calendar with hot babes I’ve never heard of….including but not limited to Ariadne Artiles, Laura Sanchez and Irina Sharipova….just joking….Calendars are fucking stupid…and so is the concept of days…especially when you are a drunk…because they all kinda blend into one another….then it’s Superbowl….then they all blend into each other then it’s summer….it’s a fucking joke…and the fact that people still produce these things makes no sense to me…especially when most motherfuckers have smart phones….here are the pics anyway…

See the rest here:
Models in in Yamamay The Sexy Calendar 201 of the Day

Katrina Bowden in Jan/Feb Maxim of the Day

Maxim hates me so I am not sure how long these pics will be on the site, even though they used to buy traffic off me, cuz they didn’t get how this motherfucker right here was 5 times their size on the internet….and I hate Maxim…cuz their shoots suck, they are bottom feeder and they feature chicks who hardly fucking exist, even they are hot or not…. I mean this Katrina Bowden chick was in American Reunion, she had her 5 minutes, she looks good, but really, a Maxim Cover Girl…I guess it’s better than their usual “Hometown Hotty” who they don’t have to pay….cuz bitches love being in magazines… The whole this is a bit of a joke…you know obviously they got Katrina Bowden, she thought American Reunion was the big break and now she’s gotta work so people don’t forget…and Maxim…Maxim will take whoever the fuck they can get….I bet they wish it was still the 90s more than Pam Anderson’s liver….and Jenny McCarthy’s ass…and Carmen Electra…and David fucking Hasslehoff….it’s always sad when the new takeover…. The good news is she is fucking hot…

See more here:
Katrina Bowden in Jan/Feb Maxim of the Day

Charlie Sheen’s Porn GFs First Time Nude of the Day

I never get excited about pornstars posting nude pics…because google allows me to see them doing all kinds of fucking shit that is far dirtier than getting naked…even if those nude pics are from their first time on camera…prior to falling into that slippery devil’s world that is pornography…. It all happened in 006 in Oklahoma when Girls Gone Wild invited her into their bus, she was 18 and she got naked and masturbated with a dildo…and realized “shit, this is my calling, my career, what I am supposed to do….my calling…god’s way….what he wanted for me when he didn’t give me a dad….”….easy money….some fame and a lot of male attention to fill her void…it was way better than finishing her OSU Psych degree she was n the 2nd year of…. I had never heard of Georgia Jones before today…because porn girls annoy me…especially on TWITTER …because they think they are important and famous and successful…when they are just gutter hookers with behavioral issues…who depress me…. I prefer my naked chicks to not be so damaged…. But the story is…she’s dating Charlie Sheen in what I can imagine is a wholesome, sane, exclusive, romantic, love filled relationship from hell…. To see the more hardcore pics from the shoot CLICK ON THIS LINK via GIRLS GONE WILD TO SEE MORE HARDCORE PICS FROM THIS SHOOT CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER PORN CLICK THIS LINK via stepSMUT

Read the rest here:
Charlie Sheen’s Porn GFs First Time Nude of the Day