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Pam Anderson Pasty Titty on Stars on Ice Pasty of the Day

Pam Anderson was on a show called Stars on Ice or Dancing on Ice or some figuring skating based garbage that you’d expect a Canadian has been to get cast on, especially since she’s done all the bottom feeding she can…from Big Brother India to Dancing with the Stars….THERE’S NO WHERE ELSE TO GO…. She was voted off first….but before she got the boot, she pulled a little Pam Anderson old trick from the vault and exposed a titty, sure it had a Pasty on it, but you’d cover your nipples up too, if they were cut off and sewed back on as many times as her nipples have…you know the accident victim of titty….thanks to plastic surgery…. She may be 45, but she is the Playboy starlet when Playboy mattered, turned TV Star, turned movie star, turned Sex Tape Star….an innovator…who maximized her investment in her tits harder than most women… In keeping up with her image, she went to an after party, got wasted, probably on one drink thanks to her liver failure due to hep, and flashed her ass like a good hooker…. She’s so much fun!

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Rosario Dawson’s Topless Tanning of the Day

Rosario Dawson is some coke slut party girl scenester from a poor immigrant family that used to squat in abandoned buildings in New York, who was recruited at 15 by pervert Harmony Korine, to be one of the tween who’s nipples you saw while swimming in her bra in K.I.D.S…..and it’s been nothing but roses and fucking unicorns for this bitch ever since..getting half naked at 15 was her lottery ticket…so why would she stop getting half naked now…it is the foundation of who she is and everything she represents…sure she’s done other gigs where she hasn’t had to get half naked…and the world saw her as some kind of movie star…and not some gutter slut…for whatever reason…but the good news is that she’s never let go of who she really is…at least that’s how I am interpreting her topless tanning in Barbados, and island that doesn’t allow topless tanning, cuz 90 percent of the tourist are fat Britons…and not fat lookin’ Rosario Dawsons…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katy Perry is the Hottest Woman of 2013?! WTF!! of the Day

Men’s Health Magazine named Katy Perry the hottest woman of 2013, even though 2013 just started and usually these lists happen at the end of the fucking year so we can compare all the women of 2013 and decide objectively who the fucking winner is….leading me to think that Katy Perry bought the magazine and it will forever feature her on the cover like “O”…..or Katy Perry’s team paid the magazine like an advertorial….or paid feature cuz they know she’s a fucking dump truck, but also know that the public are retards and if a media outlet makes a claim we all listen and often times believe and even those of us who question…because let’s face it…Katy Perry and her cankles aren’t hot…and probably aren’t even the hottest thing to fuck in a room when she’s alone and masturbating in her bed….I’m talkng the fucking pillow case has more sex appeal than her…will write about it, giving the magazine another go at this “Printed Media” thing…in one of the final years before the magazine dies… Look at the above picture….and tell me that shit is the hottest thing you’ve seen in 2013….because if you say it is….you are garbage and don’t belong here. I hate you. Below is a video of her and John Mayer on their sexcapade….in Hawaii…where the rich and famous overrated trash likely had unprotected sex and compared battle wounds and herpes scabs from being souless sell out demons sent to earth to pollute the world with bad fucking music….and make a lot of money in the process…. All she has it tits…and even then they aren’t that great….don’t let them blind you…

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Olivia Munn Ass for Twitter of the Day

In the past I have shat on Olivia Munn for her obvious tactics used in getting famous….I felt as though she was getting too much love for her capabilities or natural talent level…I thought she’s not hot enough to be treated this way, what’s going on here…but today a new leaf is turned and I am not gonna call her a nerd manipulator who tricked the mainstream into thinking she matters…I am going to focus on the positive and that is that she went ahead and became this low level celebrity on her own the only way she knew how and it worked….I am going to focus on the fact that her ass…looks awesome on instagram from this distance…wearing a bikini bottom….because ultimately, who cares about her dark side…when this here is the gateway to all the good she has to offer….

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Sara Sampaio Nude of the Day

Sara Sampaio is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret model, this time from Portugal, and she’s pretty fucking lovely, despite having a deep hatred for the Portuguese people, not because they are in fact the armpit of Europe no one cares about, except maybe for their fishing capabilities, you know the group aspiring to be Spanish or Italian or legit Euro…but because every portuguese person I’ve ever met has been a closet case, homophobic, asshole….but they do make good chicken…and apparently they also make good models…cuz this Sara Sampaio is amazing…and with all amazing models…she’s got nude pics of herself floating around…that aren’t scandalous, but that are a great reference point when you want to see what she looks like out of those Victoria’s knickers….lovely.

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J.Woww Proving Her Ass isn’t Fat is Funny of the Day

I have no idea how I missed these response videos to the above pictures of J.Woww…oh right…I have absolutely no interest in J.Woww…or anything Jersey Shore and never have…they are cysts on society and the fact that they got famous…even to be mocked…is representative of just how ridiculous our world, or at least pop culture is…. Now I am going to say that the likelihood of the above picture being J.Wow…is pretty likely…you see when you shoot anything with a high def camera….you get all the horrible things you normally like to hide in spanx…. Even her demo video….to show us that her ass is fantastic…when is shot from positions that are pretty good at hiding cellulite…I mean she does have all the stripper tricks…the spanx…and the camera phone to hide the mess that she’s trying to hide on New Years…. Here are the videos…any defensive girl out to prove her ass is decent…is worth noticing….even if she ultimately is not worth noticing. Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Babe of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is back home, or somewhere south enough that it is summer, and she’s taken to social media to show the world that she looks awesome in a bikini or bathing suit at all fucking times…because that’s her job and like a doctor…you can’t just turn that shit off when you’re on vacation….it’s ingrained in your fucking core….and you’re so good at the shit that even when a retard takes your pic with a fucking polaroid he found in his retard basement….she looks like she’s worth the 1000 dollars an hour her agency charges….in what some may think is insane since she doesn’t even have sex at that price…but that isn’t insane cuz the fashion world needs girls like Alessandra Ambrosio to make us fucking care about their underwear….either way…she needs me to write her love songs all day and all night…but instead…I just post smut cuz someone’s gotta do it…and that someone is me. Here are some pics of her hot friends…..to remind us that going to Brazil looks like fun…

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Cindy Crawford Champagne Facial of the Day

Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad… If you’re interested….. Here she is on the beach… The other day….

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Veronica Pliego Topless in H Para Hombres of the Day

Veronica Pliego is some low level Mexican TV host who has all of 1500 fans….but who I guess is Mexico’s answer to Glamour Models…or some bullshit….and she’s in some magazine called H Para Hombres…showing off what is a decent looking ass….even though I know like all Mexican women…she’ll pump out a dozen kids…eat one too many corn tortillas….and end up looking like the little old Mexican lady but for now…for now she’s fucking glorious…..or at least her ass is….

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Xenia Deli Sexy in Lingerie for Max of the Day

Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties she’s shwoing off her amazing body in for some magazine photoshoot that excites me…partially cuz I am easily excitable…but mainly cuz she’s fucking amazing to look at….more girls need to be her…stupid names don’t matter when you’re built like this…seriously…her name could be PILE OF SHIT…and I’d still want to jump in….

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