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Doutzen Kroes is Killin’ It in UK Vogue January of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is in January’s UK Vogue…and she fucking kills it…it’s like she’s not a mom, or married to a black celebrity DJ at all, but instead a pure and delicate angel, I want to take to horribly dark place, even though the truth is she’s already been there, but hair and make-up and a rockin’ body make her look like she hasn’t…. Seriously…she’s a serious babe…and as much as I hate endorsing the Victoria’s Secret celebrity models….sometimes I just can’t help it….

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On the Fourth Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

LELO SEX TOYS TO SATSIFY HER IN WAYS THAT I CAN’T … Modeled by the ever amazing and Beautiful and lovely girls who are my friends and not my hooker ARIEL REBEL and VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Seyfried’s Tits at the Les Miserables Premiere of the Day

I am into Les Mis and I am not just saying that because I’ve been masturbating to Susan Boyle’s virginity as she sings “I Had a Dream”….I am into Les Mis because I am a fucking ball of culture…and I like to immerse myself in the French Revolution…and the musical’s based on the shit…. Truthfully, I am just into Amanda Seyfried…from Disney caliber shitty movies to Lesbian Sex with Julianne Moore in indy films…to Fucking Dumpy boring public image…all while being open minded to being naked in movies…makes her someone I want to mail my semen to…but I don’t think I am legally allowed to do that…so I’ll just look at her pics instead…. TO SEE THE BABES (including Anne Hathaway) AT THE LES MISERABLES PREMIERE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Munn’s Showing Leg and Posing on Leno of the Day

This is from a few days ago…but since I’d rather shoot myself in the dick then gauge my eyes out to divert the pain of being shot in the dick….than watch Leno…especially on Olivia Munn night…I’m only getting to them now….and I’m only posting them because the rage I feel when I see her…I’m talking seeing nothing but red…and not cuz she’s got a red dress on…but because she’s got a cunt attitude…and thinks she’s more relevant and important…and hotter than she fucking is…all cuz she launched her career targeting nerds who gave her that ego…and even with a relatively failed mainstream attempt…from movies to TV hosting…she hasn’t figured out that she fucking sucks at life…but I’ll still stare at her legs on a charir..with her skirt jacked up…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…a pervert…who is inconsistent in his hate…. I’m not gonna post the video clip…cuz that’s just gonna bring the anger back..and I’m in a zen place….

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Kelly Brook’s Lingerie Colllection for Christmas of the Day

Tis the fucking Season to get your wife, love, girl you have a crus on at the coffee shop, a suggestive gift to make her feel sexy, have sex with you, or just get creeped the fuck out by you, but hopefully won’t report you to the authorities, because you like that coffee shop…and it’s part of your routine…..and Kelly Brook, opportunist, who figured out at her young age that Tits get hits…and shit’s worked out pretty nicely for her…life lesson to all the busty girls out there…. She’s promoting her lingerie…the best way she can…cuz tits get hits..and make for a Good fucking time that I am willing to endorse…

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Jessica Biel’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

Here’s a little Jessica Timberlake…who held out for years to be Jessica Timberlake….cuz you know in the 8 years they were “dating”….Justin Timberlake was at his peak…where he was off having his own REINDEER GAMES ….and I guess when you suck up jealousy and let your man do whatever it is they want to do while you sit at home hoping to get acting work…they decide “shit, I’ll stick it out with this one, even give her the baby she wants, cuz she doesn’t fucking annoy me like all the other jealous bitches out there”…reminding girls everywhere…to let your man fuck other girls…cuz it will make them love you more…. That said, Jessica Biel’s doing a good job making me appreciate her for more than a really fit and muscular body…as she wears this dress braless, probably with pasties..but suggestive enough to make me think I can see her full tit and that’s something fucking magical… TIS THE FUCKING SEASON

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Keeley Hazell’s Last Bikini Pic Ever of the Day

There comes a point in every Glamour Models life…usually around the age of 30…when they realize that they can’t define themselves as a set of tits being flashed for money…they they need more of a legacy and that they have to be strategic to not walk away from all they know when they’ve held on too damn long and just look pathetic…there is strategy in quitting a life of sexualizing yourself…prostituting yourself…nude modeling yourself…that allows you to leave it when still relevant…opening new doors like acting…or singing…or a brand of lingerie….rather than holding on to it….until no one notices you for anything but a saggy, tired, pile of Pam Anderson… But the world is a scary place out there..and when you turn your back on all you know..there’s not guarantee your plan will work out…and there is always a fallback in showing your tits for money… So Keeley Hazell…I’m convinced…we’ll be seeing your tits again…but I will humor you and pretend this is your last shoot ever…liar…

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Ginger Spice Changing Room Pic of the Day

This was just emailed to me….I have no idea how anyone could decipher this being Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell….I mean there’s no face…which is probably better that way…you know with being the whole old as fuck…tired and broken down stripper turned pornstar turned mom turned…whatever the fuck her relatively busty and fit body is….so this may not even be her…but for the sake of a post…let’s just say it is her…and let’s just say I’m glad it happened…cuz changing rooms are porn to me…over the years…they have been responsible for 40 percent of my legal troubles…but I don’t need to get into that…I’m too busy looking at this sheer bra and black panties…

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Ginger Spice Changing Room Pic of the Day

Ginger Spice Changing Room Pic of the Day

This was just emailed to me….I have no idea how anyone could decipher this being Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell….I mean there’s no face…which is probably better that way…you know with being the whole old as fuck…tired and broken down stripper turned pornstar turned mom turned…whatever the fuck her relatively busty and fit body is….so this may not even be her…but for the sake of a post…let’s just say it is her…and let’s just say I’m glad it happened…cuz changing rooms are porn to me…over the years…they have been responsible for 40 percent of my legal troubles…but I don’t need to get into that…I’m too busy looking at this sheer bra and black panties…

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Rosie Jones is Killing Me With this Nuts Shoot of the Day

I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this… I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.

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