You know what’s absolutely, totally, uninteresting….when a big busty Glamour model attends an event in a semi see through dress….showing off what could be a bra…but is probably some full body spanx when you can just google her skank, shoulda been a stripper ass, and see her big stupid yet amazing tits in all their fucking glory…It makes me so mad, that I had to make a gif about it…… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
People like JENNIFER LAWRENCE …..and I don’t really know why.,..I mean I guess in this Vogue Shoot she looks her fucking best, since when I last saw pics of her she was in a bikini, and looked dumpy as shit….you see cuz life is not a Vogue shoot…and the paparazzi aren’t Vogue photographers….and dumpy can’t be photoshopped out…. I kinda hate her, because she’s a fucking sell out….and I’m not punk rock about shit, I don’t shit on anything mainstream, I just think if a girl gets nominated for an Oscar at 15, she can ride that and produce actually quality movies, and still make real fucking money…but instead she signed up to some candy coated billion dollar franchise pile of shit that has little to no integrity…clearly for the money and to become an It girl…and that’s just fucking weak sauce… But at least she has tits.
Guess who’s on the beach of St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret….Candice Swanepoel…cuz Victoria’s Secret fucking own her…and may have even made her in an African lap somewhere…you know like some kind of billion dollar robot that won’t age and that will never leave them…and investment that helps them make 30 billion dollars a year in sales….which is totally fucking ridiculous if you think about it…that’s like 2 billion pairs of underwear a fucking year….do people really need that many pairs of underwear…..I mean I’m not complaining cuz the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret has given me this lovely angel to make love to myself / my screen / my MONKEY SPANKER to….which is enough distraction for me to furhter investigate their criminal human traffic robot making practices…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ashley Tisdale is notorious for not being hot….but more importantly, for having people think she’s hot, when clearly her asymmetrical face, botched nose job, and 30 year old, pretending to be 25 wrinkles that her Disney Peter Pan serum didn’t fix….tell a different fucking story…..one that starts with her realizing her shortcomings…and hitting the gym to work on something she can control…cuz there comes a time in every man’s life when they will chose a hot body over a hot face…cuz when you’re fucking a bitch from behind, she doesn’t even have a fucking face…if you know waht I mean…and based on these leggings pics..I’m gonna assume Tisdale knows exaclty what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Just the other day, TWEEN STELLA HUDGENS POSTED PICS OF HER FLEXBILITY AT SOME STRIPPER CLASS …that I assume they are pretending is for Fitness, despite the only time I ever saw this circus shit live was at the porn awards, performed by hard fucking core pornstar Belladonna, leading me to think it’s not quite a classy activity….but more one for those who like to get naked to get ahead… So I guess it is only natural that Vanessa Hudgens, barely famous in her own right, squash out her baby sister’s moment of glory, by posting her rendition of the pics…sibling rivalry where she showed that she is just as flexible, in what my fantasies are calling a potentially hot sisters in group sex video that I hope this constant competitive one-upping leads to.. You know since Vanessa Hudgnes is already a solid kiddy porn producer…after realeasing some 17 year old girl bush fetish pics back when she was 17…. It is only expected that there’s more to come…and with pics like this…I anxiously await….cuz I got nothing better to do….
Candice Swanepoel has a fit fucking body….sure her career depends on it…and she’s living large, making easy fucking money, that is in fact stupid money, because of that career that depends on her body….motivating her 20 days off a month to be spent working on her fitness….cuz it’s the best option for her….cuz she, like anyone else, oulda chose cake and candy and fries….working a desk job….like so many potentially hot girls if they weren’t buried in disgusting….and I think we should thank her for taking the right path…cuz a body like this is a glorious thing to stare at and without it…we have nothing…and there’s no point in living…maybe I’m just being dramatic….the HOLIDAYS GET ME EMOTIONAL ….. Here are the pics….
I don’t know about you…but I love nice round ass in bikinis, underwear, jeans, naked, any which way….especially when it is attached to a pair of long and luxurious legs….and a skinny little body….with hot tits….and a lovely face…it’s kinda my thing…and it’s so hard to find you know with being unemployed and all…but I take what I can get…and I figure I can always imagine the vile filth I stick my dick in is in fact something I’d consider worth fucking…and pictures like this aid in that process while I’m getting AIDS….from people who didn’t get AIDS in their native Brazil cuz their first boyfriend had unprotected with a tranny one night on the beaches of RIO…. Her name is Elisandra Tomacheski – she’s in her mid-late 20s…she’s from Brazil and she’s one of the few Brazilian models that Victoria’s Secret didn’t buy on the model trade….but probably should have…cuz she’s spectacular….and here she is modeling bikini…looking good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There is something amazing about bush…I figure it is because the bald pussy really got played out over the late 90s and 2000s…making it standard and repetitive for those of us who see and eat pussy…making the random bush you come across, or cum all over exhilerating and exciting….you know something different, something original, something natural and traditional, something that hasn’t been ruined by Kim Kardashian or the cast of Jersey Shore like it was a Brazilian wax… Unfortunately, old lady Jerry Hall isn’t really helping my case here, because her bush is on an old lady, as most bush should be, thanks to old ladies being from the Bush generation, moms before the whole bald pussy thing really happened, so she’s no ambassador here, she’s just like every over 45 year old who thinks Bald pussy is creepy….but let me tell you, bush on a 25 year old, who is going against the grain to have bush, because they get the importance of decorating a pussy like it was a Chirstmas tree the way nature intended, is fucking awesome… Either way, here’s a great pantyless, hairy pussy, old lady upskirt….
Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rihanna does Social Media right…I like to think of this on some intellectual level…where the girl is robbed of her privacy at a young age…so she puts herself on blast, you know giving into the trade off, figuring if she puts it out there…the public can’t rape her for it…but then I remember she’s a highschool drop out, and nothing she does can be viewed from an intellectual perspective…her depth is non-existent..and bitch just like people to think she’s hot…and slutty….like working the Barbado Karaoke bar as a prostitute at 14….this body is how she gets a head…and I fucking dig the way she uses it…especially cuz she doesn’t have to… It’s a pants off party on Rihanna’s Twitter….and everyone’s invited….
