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Love Magazine’s Got Lots of Hot Model Video Advent Calendar of the Day

I may have THE BEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE IN THE FUCKING GAME …but LOVE magazine comes in a close second with their half naked hot model video advent calendar featuring babes like IRINA SHAYK, PIXIE GELDOF, DAISY LOWE, ANNE V, JESSICA STAM, ELIZA CUMMINGS, KELLY BROOK, Alessandra Ambrosio, LILY DONALDSON fuck does this list ever end…..SUKI WATERHOUSE……DREE HEMINGWAY…Abigail Clancy….shit just go to LOVE MAGAZINE to see the entire calendar… But this wouldn’t be a stepfather post without posting some of my favorties….but for the record all of them are amazing… IRINA SHAYK: ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO: PIXIE GELDOF: DAISY LOWE: DREE HEMINGWAY: CARA DELEVINGNE: ABBEY CLANCY: ANNE V: FRIDA GUSTAVSSON: JESSICA STAM: ELIZA CUMMINGS: KELLY BROOK: SUKI WATERHOUSE: LILY DONALDSON: Tis the season..for the Very Merry Stepfather Holiday GIFT GUIDE .

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Alex Morgan’s Athlete Body in a Bikini of the Day

I am always on the fence when it comes to fit chicks…I mean I know I can’t stand fat chicks and I know I love skinny chicks…but every now and then an athletic girl comes around…and I am compelled to question how I feel about them….one one side of things, they aren’t fat…which is nice…they can fuck like a champion cuz unlike eating disorder chicks I normally like, they have energy and actually put the work in to burn the added calories….not to mention…it’s barely work for them to ride me as they are strong enough to squat 200 pounds in the gym and thus strong enough to squat on my dick for 4-10 minutes at a nice rhythm /pace….not to mention they have a higher sex drive thanks to higher testosterone…which is on the flip site…what I fear when it comes to athletic chicks…you know with their being more man than me…but what it comes down to…is simple…if they have a pussy…game on…..analyzing it…instead of just trying to jerk off to it…as jerking off to it is the real test of whether you like it….just seems silly… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alex Morgan’s Athlete Body in a Bikini of the Day

Iggy Azalea Gets Spanked While Performing of the Day

Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…especially when she’s getting her ass slapped…cuz Rick Ross getting his ass slapped is something I am really not into seeing… For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s some hipster rapper chick, who is making moves and getting noticed, straight from Australia, who was relatively unknown last year when she originally blocked me on twitter, one of her biggest moves since entering the industry as far as I’m concerned, but now she’s signed to a major and performs like she was Gaga, Nicki Minaj, mixed with a little more club kid…..getting her ass slapped to get noticed… She’s not as hot as I thought she was back when I first heard of her…before totally forgetting about her……but I’ll post the pics anyway…cuz I encourage this kind of behavior from all girls.

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Lily Aldridge for Terry Richardson of the Day

What a fucking let down…not that I actually give a fuck about Lily Aldridge or feel she ever deserved to be a Victoria’s Secret angel, because prior to Victoria’s Secret, the evil underwear company that exploits women and objectifies them harder than a hip hop video, she was just some rockstar fucking, commercial model doing tampon commercials….but in being an LA socialite thanks to her Beatles Album cover artist dad and Playboy Bunny mother….she grew up in the right circle, with the right friends, and the right access, to end up in the right places, to land a gig this major…but you’d think when she gets shooting with Terry Richardson….she’d get a little more naked than she does for her other work…cuz he is a fucking pervert hipster porn photographer at his core…and this is not hipster porn…it’s just fucking fully clothed version of a half naked girl…what the fuck is that….I’ll tell you what it is…boring. Here are the pics anyway….

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Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

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On the 13th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

Some Munkey Barz….to strap on her like a championship belt…giving her handles I can grab onto when I slam her…in hopes that she’ll finally feel my micro penis inside her…. Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by… THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hicks are Saying Sandy Hook was a Hoax of the Day

This is really fucking strange…. I know some people who have lost kids in the shooting and I am the first person who hates the media and don’t believe anything I am told by the media…it is population control and brainwashing…I believe a lot of the conspiracies….I mean Kim Kardashian proves that the general public buys into shit they see on TV everyday….but I am pretty sure kids were killed in the Sandy Hook shooting…whether planned, strategic, or whatever….They are saying it is to ban guns, for the democrats to win, they are even tying in GE cuz the killers dad was a VP there…. I don’t know what this is all about, I am only posting this cuz it confuses me and I want to hear what you people have to say and that dad, giggling, is just weird. I believe there were victims…and I believe it is sad….tragic..horrible…etc..even if this dad looks like he’s acting… Now, back to tits.

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Let’s Get Excited Over Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Dress of the Day

I find it weird that people are posting pics of Sara Jean Underwood in her tight dress for Twitter or Instagram….where she’s showing off her tiny body and huge fake tits….because It’s not like she’s a fucking ex-Playboy Nude Model or anything…where a google search will bring you hundred of pics, including labia shots of her …cuz that is how she got into the scene and ended up on TV….making it just weird to me for you to be into her antics, when THESE EXIST ….it’s kinda like jerking off to an ex girlfriend’s wedding pic….instead of jerking off to the pics you have of you fucking her….don’t bother with the fluffy bullshit that distracts from the core essence of what is important….focus on the fucking anus pics… [galery]

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Arianny Celeste Cuz There Was a UFC of the Day

There was a UFC in Vegas this past weekend…and Arianny Celeste came out cuz it is her job….you know to make the UFC feel less gay than watching two men mud wrestle without the mud is….you know with her fake tit cleavage in tow….hosting parties at Vanity Nightclub, where just 4 years ago she’d go see her favortie DJs play after her long shift at the stripclub she worked at, you know the same place Dana White, UFC Billionaire recruited her from….and I figure…I’ll post her titties from her instagram for you Arianny Celeste loving weirdos who don’t realize you’re gay. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Diana Monteiro Is Some Quality Portuguese Fish of the Day

The only thing I really know about Portugual is that I worked for a Portuguese guy once and he was a real fucking loser…who really hated when I’d ask him “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be a fisherman”….I guess I also know about their chicken….because it’s affordable…like their women…something I should appreciate…but don’t really…cuz I prefer to avoid the armpit of any contenient…even if I generally belong there…but that was before today…because today, I realized the over catholic, lame spanish wannabees have celebrities of their own…and those celebrities aren’t as hairy or fat assed as I’d expect….cuz this Diana chick, who is modeling her ass for Maxim…has a crazy fucking ass…that surely will end up looking like you’d expect a Portuguese woman to look…but for now…she’s spectactular and I figure we should celebrate that..this

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