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Hannah May’s Naked for Rebecca Naen of the Day

Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….

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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…

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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Demi Lovato Inspires With Her New Tattoo of the Day

As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez

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Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet…. Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…

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Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet…. Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…

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Alex Vega Bikini in Australia of the Day

Alex Vega is some Spy Kid….child star…turned sex kitten…. WHO I HAVE POSTE ABOUT BEFORE – IF YOU CARE …cuz she started promoting the fact that she wasn’t 12 anymore…buys showing off her tits….and now she’s on a fucking roll…posting bikini pics to twitter…cuz her PR people know what they are doing….

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Courtney Stodden’s Old Weathered Vagina for Thanksgiving of the Day

Can it really be a happy thanksgiving when garbage like this exists…and more importantly…is celebrated and noticed by the general public….when it lands tabloid covers and makes irrelevance relevant by pretending it was married at 16…when clearing it’s pushing 40 and has been a stripper for the last 2 decades…. Courtney Stodden is the fucking devil…but I’m keeping shit thematic..and here she is for thanksgiving…promoting not eating turkey…something I doubt any of you are listening to…

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Pia Mia Perez Ass for Instagram of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…jailbait in training…who has a huge following..especially considering she’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit theories…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry… Now as she blossoms into a young woman…she’s taking the right steps and making the right moves to get noticed…by sexualizing herself on social media like she was Miley, Lohan and all the other child stars before her…and I figure I might as well help her on her quest….because it is one I endorse….exhibitionist at 16…leads to sex icon at 19…so keep up the good work Pia Mia Happy thanksgiving….

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Amazing Crazy Cat Lady of the Day

I just saw this on Facebook…and had no choice but to post it cuz shit is so fucking ridiculous…you know an interview you’d think the news wouldn’t have gone through with…because of her fucking eyebrows….that shit should probably be institutionalized….but at the same time…I give serious thanks that she exists…cuz life without people like this…is a life not worth living…

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Kim Kardashian Shows You How To Fatten Up in 5 Seconds of the Day

Kim Kardashian just revealed one of her biggest fucking secrets in her lie of having a body that isn’t fucking obese and disgusting…you know a body I’ve been calling out for years as being below average, lazy and sloppy….but covered up strategically….with straps and mirrors and poses and cuts of clothing that make her look slimmer than she is….which is not slim at all…. So before your very eyes, thanks to TSA and flying commercial not private…here is the pig of a woman…in all senses of the term….because not only is she unattractive….she is a pornstar who represents all evil in the world that is for some reason celebrated…..in her heels and out of her heels – putting just how much they help her look “decent” and not like a short dump truck of a chick on fucking blast…and that makes me laugh… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS Follow this Link

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