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Emma Stone Sex Tape Rumors of the Day

Here is a topless in some show called Medium that I can only assume happened around the time of her sex tape that is rumored to exist…shot back when she was working on becoming famous… So the rumor is that weird faced Emma Stone…who annoys me to look at….has a sex tape from before she was famous amongst nerds thanks to staring the love interest of nerds…in movies designed for nerds….has a sex tape with a past lover being shopped around…. Of course she does. Any celebrity…even the ones who are seemingly awkward, obscure and even a fucking virgin…are actually hookers who sell their soul to the devil…to become puppets that make other people retarded money….while making them more money than they know what to do with…in some social club, private party, that involves no talent…or skill…but they won’t let you in on that… Now I don’t have her sex tape, but I am totally down in seeing her little titties get ejaculated on…while another dude violates her ass…but I want to see every girl like that…. Not sure if this is truth…but I figure just the idea of it will collectively make every nerd ejaculate leading to some kind of natural disaster…and the idea of that is probably more fun than the way weird face fucks…. Typical – Cry – For – Attention – To – Promote – A – New Movie… Here are some pics of her in Vanity Fair wearing a bikini… Here is the video from vanity fair….

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LIndsay Lohan Bloated Botox Fake Tit Porn Face of the Day

I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny… Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving…. Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ke$ha Performs on the Today Show of the Day

Katy Perry’s horrible bodied, talentless, sidekick who she brought up to fame with her….was on the Today Show where she performed horribly, as that’s kinda her thing…but more importantly showed off her really obscure looking bod in a leotard like she was Gaga, Augilera, Madonna, every fucking pop tart trash who doesn’t belong on stage in a one piece….broadcasting the weirdness of their ass….in fishnets…like this was a fucking fetish party…when in reality…it is just proof that we’re all fucking doomed that this is the shit our kids get down to….Good thing I don’t have kids… The worst…even in pics of her looking like she’s getting fisted….

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Lindsay Lohan’s Funny Face for Fake Legal Issues That May End Up in Jail of the Day

I wish this Lindsay Lohan lawsuit shit was a hell of a lot more erotic…but instead shit is just weird….even depressing…and I figure if I want a convict to masturbate to…I might as well just hire one off the street who is way less maintenance than this white collar crime bullshit…I like my unstable women a little less hollywood and a lot more down on their fucking luck to find their next hit…not to order their next meal at their 5 star hotel’s room service. Lohan coulda been saved…but I am pretty sure – she’s fallen off so hard she can’t get back up…ever….all while wasting the tax payers money with spoiled brat bullshit. But I’ll still believe there’s hope cuz I am a Lohan believer….and I know like a phoenix she will rise from the ashes and win an academy award…that or die of an overdose alone in her hotel room…either way…I mourn her or at least what she was….. This is just a cry for media attention…and I’m buying into it – cuz I have a crush on her.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Funny Face for Fake Legal Issues That May End Up in Jail of the Day

Or Grossman is an Israeli Model in Bathing Suits for WWIII of the Day

So the third world war is going to be breaking out pretty soon thanks to Israel defending its honor by blowing up some Arab leader….leading to bombing, dead civilians, and the US jumping in on the shit…. What better way to celebrate the end of humanity one month before it was predicted that to showcase a model who is straight from the belly of the beast….Israeli Or Grossman…who I hope doesn’t get blown the fuck up…cuz she’s the bomb . I kinda love that I just wrote that….

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Sara Jean Underwood Flashing Garth Brooks Poster of the Dy

Sara Jean Underwood is no virgin….obviously…that didn’t come out right…what I was trying to say is that she’s no stranger to showing her tits for attention…because that’s the only fucking reason she exists on our radar…she did playboy, we’ve all seen her naked….I can tell you the depth and fucking proportion of her clit to labia ratio….I’ve seen her tits pre implants, post implants…she’s all over the fucking place…yet she plays up her social media…likes she’s not a fucking nude model turned TV host on a show that is barely on TV…so it barely fucking counts as being a host… Like Sasha Grey not sucking dick, then not sucking dick….modeling naked…then being coy and playful about it….is against the fucking rules… Seeing pics like this pisses me off.

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Sara Jean Underwood Flashing Garth Brooks Poster of the Dy

Padma Lakshmi In Lace Underwear for Playboy of the Day

Padma Lakshmi is some chef in her 40s and she’s doing what all chefs in their 40s do….no, not settling down to focus on family because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and sex after hours….but posing in lingerie for Playboy like she’s not 42 years old….married to a 98 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith….in what is probably the first ever official naked celebrity chef….despite my strong worded letters begging for Playboy to shoot Paula Deen Diabetes Pre Weight Loss spread eagle shoot…that playboy ignored…but instead brought me this…I get where they are coming from…but fat chicks naked are more entertaining….

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Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

I can only assume that this Adriana Lima picture was staged backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show that still hasn’t aired on TV…which means the mainstream impact hasn’t quite been hit…since every home in America with Fox or ABC or NBC or whatever network sold them the hour primetime infomercial slot….doesn’t necessarily know what a computer is…as this shit is made for lowest common folk…. I figure the VS crew were like “Old Lima, you’re old, you’re fat, you have kids, if you want to stay in this, show nipple, so we have a story to release a week before we air”…..a no choice situation that I am glad happened…..cuz model nipples are the best.

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Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

I can only assume that this Adriana Lima picture was staged backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show that still hasn’t aired on TV…which means the mainstream impact hasn’t quite been hit…since every home in America with Fox or ABC or NBC or whatever network sold them the hour primetime infomercial slot….doesn’t necessarily know what a computer is…as this shit is made for lowest common folk…. I figure the VS crew were like “Old Lima, you’re old, you’re fat, you have kids, if you want to stay in this, show nipple, so we have a story to release a week before we air”…..a no choice situation that I am glad happened…..cuz model nipples are the best.

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on…. But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….especially when she’s modeling bikinis for Men’s Fitness…

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day