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Behati Prinsloo and Candice Swanepoel are Model Friends of the Day

These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way.. So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game… “OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it. But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….

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Lady Gaga’s Cake Picture of the Day

I guess Lady Gaga is proud of her new song and Terry Richardson video of her half naked and fucking with cake and other half naked girls …cuz she posted this up on twitter….but I guess she likes anything that gets people talking about her…because everythin about Gaga is up there with being the fucking worst….except maybe when I was grabbing at her ass a few years ago….right when she was first starting to become famous….that wasn’t the worst at all…

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Amazing Girls in Underwear for MeUndies of the Day

I always bring you the goods…here are a some hot as fuck models posing in underwear for an interesting concept Underwear company that I’m digging right now called. MeUndies The underwear concept is simple…awesome underwear…shipped to you monthly…or a la carte…depending on your needs… This can save your fucking life…and possibly even change your game when it comes to getting laid…because MeUndies hook you up and sort you out with brand new underwear every month… This is something I know my soiled, lazy, slob ass could use…and will use….but more importantly…what all the women who bed me could use….because fresh underwear makes bedding me less of a nightmare…. MeUndies , “The World’s Most Comfortable Underwear” are made from top quality fabric, , available in a bunch of amazing, modern and convenient styles and are under 20 bucks….but remember they can save your fucking life at least when it comes to getting laid….and can fix this problem you probably didn’t realize you had… I suggest you sign up for monthly auto shipment program that come with a 20% discount and arrive at your door every fucking month….without you having to do anything… Even if you don’t want underwear for yourself, because you’re married and have given up on getting laid….you can always sign your woman up, or a woman you want up, cuz there’s one thing that will get you laid in life…and that’s buying a girl underwear…and these MeUndies guys do it monthly…giving her an excuse to model them for you…monthly…getting you laid…at least once a month…. Works for me….and if you’re not into it…you can always just stare at their models in underwear….girls you’ll never get…cuz you keep your shit shit stained…. CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT MEUNDIES, THEIR UNDERWEAR OF THE MONTH CLUB, OR BUY THE ONLY UNDERWEAR YOU NEED AT A LIMITED TIME 20% DISCOUNT USING CODE DSF AT CHECKOUT Remember what your mom said…always wear clean undies….in case you get run over…you trainwreck…. DrunkenStepfather fans get an additional 20% off by entering the code DSF at checkout (code expires 11/30).

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Jenna Malone is Topless in Some Art Film Shit of the Day

The Painted Lady: Jena Malone on Nowness.com . “Perched in a dreamy rose garden, a seductive and melancholic Jena Malone narrates this poetic 19th-century-inspired short by filmmaker and author Liz Goldwyn. Part of a series of works devoted to demystifying the sex industry, The Painted Lady casts the future Hunger Games: Catching Fire star—who made her name in Donnie Darko and Saved!—as a young woman who recalls an encounter with a lushly powdered call girl. As Malone’s distinctive voice glides over the hazy footage, intercut shots transform her baby-faced ingénue into a defiant, colorfully made-up femme fatale against a floral backdrop.” I couldn’t have said it better myself….this is Jenna Malone….who is now 27 ….who looks a bit too much like monster Rumor Willis for my liking…..in some art film shot 6 years ago…where she’s topless and smoking…like all aspiring actors should be….even when flat chested…and that is something you need to see….this glorious Friday…

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Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Lady in fucking red…holy shit….turns out that I am down with any alcohol company who doesn’t advertise on this site because they are snobs and too busy spending 100s of thousands of dollars on Penelope Cruz, the Oscar winning Spanish actress you may or may not have heard of, but have probably seen her fucking nose, at some point or another….because that’s the signature feature that she’s helped big nosed women come to terms with over the years….as the media told us she was beautiful… I know this cuz I used to fuck a girl with a big fucking nose…I’m talking offensively big…and she was convinced she looked like Penelope Cruz….when really…she looked like a girl with a big fucking nose…but that didn’t stop her from getting with the likes of me…when really she should have been with far less attractive men…but Penelope Cruz got her through it…like she is getting through me…with this hot…red…glamour shoot for Campari…. I want to dirty up this high quality, high production loveliness with my genitals….and she is not even naked or not a 40 year old mom….

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Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Lady in fucking red…holy shit….turns out that I am down with any alcohol company who doesn’t advertise on this site because they are snobs and too busy spending 100s of thousands of dollars on Penelope Cruz, the Oscar winning Spanish actress you may or may not have heard of, but have probably seen her fucking nose, at some point or another….because that’s the signature feature that she’s helped big nosed women come to terms with over the years….as the media told us she was beautiful… I know this cuz I used to fuck a girl with a big fucking nose…I’m talking offensively big…and she was convinced she looked like Penelope Cruz….when really…she looked like a girl with a big fucking nose…but that didn’t stop her from getting with the likes of me…when really she should have been with far less attractive men…but Penelope Cruz got her through it…like she is getting through me…with this hot…red…glamour shoot for Campari…. I want to dirty up this high quality, high production loveliness with my genitals….and she is not even naked or not a 40 year old mom….

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Babes who Matter at the CFDA/ VOGUE Fashion Fund Event of the Day

Events…all events…that I see pictures of celebrities at…no matter how low level that celebrity is…remind me of how insignificant I am…because I was never sent an invite…even though I wouldn’t have gone…not because I am too cool to attend events…but because I don’t like leaving my house…or as I like to call it…my pile of filth…the coffin in which I self destruct…but it’d still be nice to get the invite…you know to be a little less like every birthday party in elementary school I didn’t make the cut for….something I am used to…and a lot more like that stamp of approval I need for my self esteem….from society….and the people who really matter like leaches and latch ons…and scenesters…and social climbers…who aim to attach themselves to…cuz they think you are relelvant or the next big thing…cuz you are at the right place with all the right people according to themn…..I need these vapid empty people in fashion to like me…for me to feel like I matter….I’m being sarcastic….I’m just happy lookin at the pics from the comfort of my soiled couch…next to my unshowered, cheese smelling, wife. TO SEE ALL THE RED CARPET AMAZING PICS OF PEOPLE LIKE ASHLEY GREENE, CHRISTINA RICCI, EMMA STONE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tamara Ecclestone Billionaire Titties in Loaded of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire…or at least the heir to a billionaire…cuz her dad is a billionaire…making her richer than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and luckily equally tacky, attention starved and low level…I mean sure she doesn’t have a sex tape, but she’s from the UK, they are more sophisticated than that, they prefer to keep their smut less about penetration and more about showcasing their fake tits…in the low quality photoshoots the blue collar commoners can masturbate to when they aren’t sweeping chimneys…and the whole thing is funny…because she’s a fucking billionaire…and showcasing her fakers….is totally something she does not have to be doing…making it as much amazing as it is ridiculous.

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Elisandra Tomacheski Catalog Lingerie Pics for Nordstrom of the Day

Prior to today…I didn’t think it was possible that there could be a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company that was more boring, tedious, and repetitive than the catalog shoots Victoria’s Secret releases…you know with edited out vagina lip and nipples…but it turns out the Nordstrom pulled it off…with relatively hot model Elisandra Tomacheski, who like 80 percent of Victoria’s Secret talent is from Brazil…but who just lacks a whole lot of hard nipple and thonged ass to really make this shoot interesting to our desensitized minds….and that’s pretty fucking unfortunate….because I should get excited by all girls half naked…and the fact that these evil corporations have the ability to make me not get excited by them…remind me why I hate them…. Here are the pics of Elisandra Tomacheski….in the least erotic lingerie in the history of lingerie…ever…what a waste of a hot fucking body… To See All The Pics – If I Didn’t Post Enough For You FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elisandra Tomacheski Catalog Lingerie Pics for Nordstrom of the Day

Elisandra Tomacheski Catalog Lingerie Pics for Nordstrom of the Day

Prior to today…I didn’t think it was possible that there could be a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company that was more boring, tedious, and repetitive than the catalog shoots Victoria’s Secret releases…you know with edited out vagina lip and nipples…but it turns out the Nordstrom pulled it off…with relatively hot model Elisandra Tomacheski, who like 80 percent of Victoria’s Secret talent is from Brazil…but who just lacks a whole lot of hard nipple and thonged ass to really make this shoot interesting to our desensitized minds….and that’s pretty fucking unfortunate….because I should get excited by all girls half naked…and the fact that these evil corporations have the ability to make me not get excited by them…remind me why I hate them…. Here are the pics of Elisandra Tomacheski….in the least erotic lingerie in the history of lingerie…ever…what a waste of a hot fucking body… To See All The Pics – If I Didn’t Post Enough For You FOLLOW THIS LINK

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