I’m not fashion stylist…but I can tell you if more girls wore pants like this to the office…to the grocery store…to pretty much anywhere…we’d be in a world I would think is worth living in….not that I don’t think the world we live in now is not worth living in…if anything it is one giant horrible comedy act…but it would be substantially better…if this was the norm… Thank the God who likely doesn’t exist…for girls like Claudia Romani…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long…. Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home… Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone…. Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people… This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.
DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people… This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.
Katy Perry’s best friend…or as I like to call it…her jealous leech of a friend who she used to be all fucking gutter and lame at hipster parties before Katy Perry tits lured a relatively famous black recording artist who introduced her to all his friends….leading to her career…and by default her BFF Ke$ha’s career….cuz that’s just what horrible humans do for each other…they pollute the world with garbage….is sexing it up in her new video….wearing lingerie and trying to be erotic…doing anything she can for hits…views and to beat Katy Perry at her own game….which I doubt she will do.. Luckily post production….erased WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HALF NAKED
Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown…. Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.
This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent…. I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them…. All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test” —– Thanks Josh for all the Crabs Best video ever.
This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent…. I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them…. All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test” —– Thanks Josh for all the Crabs Best video ever.
I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this. Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit… Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”… Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…
Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth… I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING Here she is in this unknown shoot….
