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Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Fat Chick Video of the Day

In amazing feats….Kate Upton has gone from busty Glamour model…all big titty and in sleazy men’s magazines….to high fashion….despite being plus sized….because I guess the Fashion industry doesn’t care if a bitch is fat…they just care if she sells magazines to anyone..even men for masturbation purposes…cuz fashion is just one small step away from being pornographic….and Kate Upton….would have been more fun if she was one step closer to being pornographic… before she turns irrelevant and people get bored of her…leading to her emotionally eating and drug using….cuz you know this will eventually come crashing fucking down…and until it does….I’ll just stare at her tits. Pretty sure I’ve already posted these…but you can never really be so sure…

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Brittney Palmer in Some FHM Outtakes of the Day

Brittney Palmer is the tits to make the UFC less gay…she’s the new Arianny Celeste now that Arianny Celeste has got cocky with her celebrity and ventured into other jobs…..like horrible music…and documenting her life in video….it’s one of those take the stripper out of the stripclub and give her some level of popularity and her stripper instinct start capitalizing….instead of just focusing on what is important and that is sticking to the hand that feeds you…but who cares about her…when this much hotter, tighter, Brittney Palmer pops up….as her fake titties pop out…cuz this shoot for FHM is fuckin’ rockin’….and shit almost makes me want to watch two dudes grind out all over each other for an hour to see her carry a round card into the ring….she’s that good. Proof the UFC is so fucking gay….

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Brittney Palmer in Some FHM Outtakes of the Day

Brittney Palmer in Some FHM Outtakes of the Day

Brittney Palmer is the tits to make the UFC less gay…she’s the new Arianny Celeste now that Arianny Celeste has got cocky with her celebrity and ventured into other jobs…..like horrible music…and documenting her life in video….it’s one of those take the stripper out of the stripclub and give her some level of popularity and her stripper instinct start capitalizing….instead of just focusing on what is important and that is sticking to the hand that feeds you…but who cares about her…when this much hotter, tighter, Brittney Palmer pops up….as her fake titties pop out…cuz this shoot for FHM is fuckin’ rockin’….and shit almost makes me want to watch two dudes grind out all over each other for an hour to see her carry a round card into the ring….she’s that good. Proof the UFC is so fucking gay….

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Brittney Palmer in Some FHM Outtakes of the Day

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

All these pics are the fucking same….so whether I have posted them before or not is almost irrelevant…because I can tell you with certainty that I have…sure the may or may not have featured Candice Swanepoel…but the dozens of other models they have recruited over the last 10 years…but I am sure they were essentially the fucking same…because I guess you run out of ideas for a catalog shot for a panty line… It is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show today….it is an informercial…that will be as dull as all the times before it….but that people will talk about..cuz corporations buying an hour Time slot to showcase babes in underwear is a big fucking deal in America…. First show is at 4 pm….maybe some pics will be leaked…but in the meantime…here are the dull photoshopped bullshit you’ve seen so many times before.

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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

All these pics are the fucking same….so whether I have posted them before or not is almost irrelevant…because I can tell you with certainty that I have…sure the may or may not have featured Candice Swanepoel…but the dozens of other models they have recruited over the last 10 years…but I am sure they were essentially the fucking same…because I guess you run out of ideas for a catalog shot for a panty line… It is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show today….it is an informercial…that will be as dull as all the times before it….but that people will talk about..cuz corporations buying an hour Time slot to showcase babes in underwear is a big fucking deal in America…. First show is at 4 pm….maybe some pics will be leaked…but in the meantime…here are the dull photoshopped bullshit you’ve seen so many times before.

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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Miranda Kerr is Getting Ready Backstage of the Day

OH MY GOD….CAN YOU BELIEVE IT….THERE IS A FASHION SHOW TODAY THAT WILL BE TELEVISED AT THE END OF THE MONTH….AND MIRANDA KERR IS IN IT….SHE IS ONE OF THEIR KEY MODELS….AND SHE TWEETED A PIC OF HER GETTING READY…..OH MY GOD….I AM FREAKING OUT…. No seriously…who gives a fuck…I am actually mad that I am promoting these sweatshop made panties and their marketing bullshit for free…I should invoice them when I am done staring at her breasts peaking out of her robe…

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Miranda Kerr is Getting Ready Backstage of the Day

Sophie Turner is a Good Lawyer of the Day

I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about…. I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with…. I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan….. But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints… It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves… I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.

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Izabel Goulart Looks Amazing in Bikinis for Elle Brazil of the Day

I posted some of the pics from this Izabel Goulart shoot the other day…I wasn’t sure what it was for…but I had a feeling it was going to be good and it turns out it is for Elle Brazil….and it turns out that what I saw was just a glimpse into her rocking fucking body…all toned, lean, long and lovely…almost making me wonder why she was fired from Victoria’s Secret, when shit like this is all Victoria’s Secret needs to make me forget they are the most boring company in fashion and lingerie in the game…they just happen to be the evil big beast that we can’t fucking avoid…and the women they recruit…or abduct with promises of fame…who they likely underpay cuz they know so many other girls would DIE to be in their position…just happen to be fucking amazing to fucking look at….especially when being shot by better photogs…for better publications…without the concern of Christian midwesterns showing up at the Ohio office with torches and a lynch mob…cuz Jesus and the Evangelical church they are members of do not promote or accept lingerie models who don’t have their nipples photoshopped out…..

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Izabel Goulart Looks Amazing in Bikinis for Elle Brazil of the Day

Man Tries to Arrest Cop for Not Wearing a Seat Belt of the Day

This is pretty hilarious….you know since cops are evil for the most part and totally above the law…and pretty much do whatever they want…as they are a brotherhood who bail each other out when they do fuck up…like when cops drink and drive…or talk on their cellphones…or pretty much do anything illegal for normal people…that’s what makes this video great.

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Man Tries to Arrest Cop for Not Wearing a Seat Belt of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt Fake Old Hooker Titties in Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…and I mean that in the most polite way…because my friend seems to think calling a girl who gets paid for sex a hooker is the rudest possible thing you can call her…when I just think it is classic….before words like escort came into the scene to fancy up a low level career move….. This gold digging opportunist did Playboy in the 90s, then landed the job as mistress to a Greek shipping billionaire who finances her life…and her upgraded tits…and all she has to do is not age, stay fit, and walk around half naked living the life of luxury. This is a half naked pic she posted to twitter that doesn’t matter – cuz she doesn’t matter – but that I will still look at cuz she’s half naked…I am easy like that…as you may or may not already know…

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