Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment…. You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked… So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture…. Exactly.
The nice thing about Kate Moss is that along with her rockstar lifestyle…comes a willingness to get naked all the fucking time…whether it is for free or paid…making these Vanity Fair pics…from an article that talk about her Johnny Depp obsession and her depression at 17…amongst other shit we don’t give a fuck about cuz we all have problems and we aren’t as rich and good looking as this cunt…so as far as I’m concerned she’s got it fucking made…. Here are the pics
I just got this amazing email: Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main salon area — completely naked! After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles. Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.” “She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.” The eyewitness adds: “There was definitely something wrong with her.” Best fucking news ever…. I want to see the pics….someone out there…an employee of Mystic tan…must have security footage of this happening….and I need it…because Amanda Bynes, despite her weird face…has a hot little body I want to see naked…. I hope this drug addiction, fallen off the radar shit is true…cuz child star turns into porn star would be a nice way to end this Amanda Bynes story….
I lost the little respect I had for Avril Lavigne when I found out she was engaged to the guy in Nickelback…because that band is the worst pile of fucking shit to come out of Canada…it pretty much offends me and the lead singer’s face annoys me…and knowing that anyone would willingly hang out with him…or more importantly have sex with him…especially when they don’t have to cuz they are Avril Lavigne and have their own money that make groupie-ing out to garbage unnecessary….makes me hate them by association…… Not that I ever really had respect for Avril Lavigne….I mean 30 year old pretending to be a 15 year old suburban mall girl filled with angst never appealed to me….if anything those 15 year old emo kids annoy me when they are 15….and feel that they should know better… But I did find her ex-husband’s costume mocking her pretty funny…. And I don’t really mind her in a generic sailer costume like she’s a little slut…..you know out of her oversized sweater she wears to hide her cutting and tears….because sluts are ultimately what life is all about.
Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be… Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.
Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be… Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.
Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours…. Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect…. So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…
I usually have no hope for fat slobs who get paid millions to lose weight by Weight Watchers….especially when they already have billions of dollars…but for some reason…Jessica Simpson hid her fatness proper this halloween….because I guess she’s on the right track to not be totally humiliated by her baby making eating disorder….seriously…look at them titties.
The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere. These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits… If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.
I know I am too cool for Halloween….and I have been hating on the shit all day….but I do approve of some costumes…and that is when they involve little to no work…like when a girl just figures “I don’t have a costume, I’ll go out in my underwear with a mask”….you know the low impact, last minute, poor planning, this is what I have lying around kind of costumes….you know not that purchased at a sex shop, typical trash…or rented and obvious…or something custom made that involved tons of effort…cuz all you really need is some underwear for a good costume…and I think Jessica White is the ghost of Halloween future that brought me hope and new found appreciation for the Holiday…but maybe I just like that her name is white but her skin is black…but I think it’s got more to do with her dressed like a lingerie model…when she is a lingerie model….she played halloween right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
