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Sky Ferreira in her Underwear and Covered in Lipstick and Spider of the Day

Sky Ferreira used to be my internet homie….we’d talk often enough then something called a record deal happened and like all internet homies we had to part ways…not because I was against maintaining internet homie status, if anything now there was a reason to be internet homies, since she could link me to hot model pussy, instead of just talking to me about nonsense, but now it is official, she has become too cool for me by her standards, or maybe by her PR teams standards and that is so fucking weak…..she got more and more magazine covers, hung out with Katy Perry more and more often on her quest to being a popstar…..and figured lets delete Stepfather from Facebook and twitter like we never used to chat all the fucking time cuz he’s not respected or a wrung on my social climb. Weak….but typical… That kind of behavior makes me hate a bitch….and luckily her shitty song gives me hope karma is around the corner for her….you know when her 5 fans turn on her for sucking…. Terry Richardson was hired to direct the video, her big move she’s probably proud of and she probably spent her entire budget on….and she’s in her underwear in it, not all that hot for a 20 year old, but then again I never found her hot, but she does have a spider crawling around her twat… something for you goth weirdos to appreciate…. I don’t know why I am posting this – but I’ll blame a broken heart.

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Eniko Mihalik Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a pretty popular model….and Terry Richardson has a really good thing going….where he gets paid to shoot popular models for boring magazines…only to pull some after hours shit with them for his personal use that always involves them naked….see cuz he’s a top photographer, they’d be crazy not to agree to get naked for him, it could ruin their career at least that’s what he wants them to think, so they keep getting naked for him and I dig it….good hustle…

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Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is disgusting….. She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck…. Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit…. It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40…. Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart. Horrible.

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Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Madonna’s Titty Flash in Istanbul of the Day

I am a really bad blogger. I was emailed this video on Saturday, but was like “Fuck It” my readers suck, they don’t send me nudes, I’m gonna watch this girl in the park playing badminton in short shorts and a bikini top…them I am going to drink til I can’t walk…cuz Madonna, Old and Awkward Madonna decided to flash a bunch of Turkish poeple her did, despite the fact that they are mainly muslim, cuz she’s trying to stay controversial, which woulda been better if they stoned her to death when she was done. Don’t get me wrong, in the 80s Madonna had some nice fucking tits, but they died along with the rest of her appeal long ago….that is not to say I wouldn’t fuck a 50 year old…but it is to say I wouldn’t enjoy doing it when I did….

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Miley Cyrus in a Corset of the Day

Miley put this up on Twitter, and I approve….which I am sure was what she was going for…they all care about their drunkenstepfather’s opinion as they spit in my face and say “you’re not my real dad, I hate you!”….leading to spanking, boners and questionable moral and ethical behavior….Miley is the future….more relevant than tap dancing. I’m drunk. Hi.

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Shay Mitchell See Through Shirt of the Day

Her name is Shay Mitchell – I don’t think I’ve heard of her before – but apparently she is on a show called Pretty Little Liars….but more importantly, since this is a Canadian based website, she fullfills my legal obligation to feature Canadian pussy 20 percent of the time, cuz this Shay Mitchell bitch, all half Filipino and destined to clean houses for rich Jewish families who disrespect her before landing some acting and modeling jobs thanks to the Irish half of her…..is from Canada….which is weird, because I’ve never met her, not even at our annual Igloo Dogsled party, I guess she was too busy for our icelands…being all famous and bullshit…fame she’s maximizing by wearing see through shirts….cuz see through shirts make people notice you! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day

I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades… She’s in Elle and she looks good.

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Some Jersey Shore Trash Named Deena Cortese in her Bikini of the Day

Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley’s Hard Nipples on Set of a Photoshoot of the Day

I love Miley and her bohemian hippie style because she has been embracing not wearing a bra like a little whore…who can’t be a little whore since she’s engaged…and I’ve never fucked an engaged girl as her engagement ring glistens in the light of her cellphone going off as her fiance calls her to come home to clean the house….no wait I have….but it wasn’t with Miley…even though I wish it was…cuz Miley has it going on… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton’s Legs for The Daily Dan of the Day

I know everyone fucking loves Kate Upton. I blame aggressive marketing and massive tits for that. I am just glad I am not as easily influenced, cuz when I see these pics of Kate Upton are photoshopped and she still looks fat in them. Sure not offensively USA MADE fat….but sloppy enough to know she will be fat….not to mention her face is far from perfection that her attention in the media would make you think….but she does have long legs…and you idiots like staring at anything that is her….idiots.

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Kate Upton’s Legs for The Daily Dan of the Day