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Brandi Glanville in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

Brandi Glanville isn’t even a Real Housewife, despite being on a show called Real Housewife, that is a horrible half scripted show documenting a horrible high society social scene filled with some of the tackiest rich cunts in the community, because Brandi Glanville was dumped for LeAnn Rimes. but got on the show anyway, probably cuz the producers felt it came with much needed drama to tie into their shit…..you know cuz the bottom feeders are always the loudest….and now she’s out posing that mom body in a bathing suit to either compete with LeAnn Rimes, or cry for attention….cuz that’s the basic formula all girls need for attention. True story. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

I have done a post on MISS ANGOLA / MISS UNIVERSE 2011 / Leila Lopes’ Tits Before …..back when she won Miss Universe…not cuz I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic…that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are….especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important…their tits not their brains, you see cuz we aren’t zombies here….but sometimes I wish I was on bath salts that turn out to not be actual bath salts making me feel like an idiot for trying to smoke the floral scented bath salts I found in the bathroom because that kind of power is what I need behind me to enjoy sex with my wife…

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Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

Arianny Celeste’s life is so full of fake tits on display it is insane….it is like she’s a stripper or some shit…oh right…she pretty much is….A vegas showgirl turned UFC ring girl to some….a fucking whore to me…trashy but richer than other whores….giving her the resources needed to keep her fake tits up to date with their latest fake tit technologies – because without fake tits are all she’s good for… These were all posted the last 36 hours…Maybe I am bitter she doesn’t follow me back on Instagram…or answer my lovely messages I leave her….or maybe I hate celebrating tacky cunts.

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Sucking Popsicles in her Bikini of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord has peaked. I think the day a girl starts posing with popsicles for paparazzi she pays….it is time for her to replace that shit with a real dick….her time has almost come where sucking dick on camera is just what she does….and this mainstream career on shitty shows becomes being the top player in porn game….I mean she’s 90 percent of the way there…..and I can’t help but take note of it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alicia Keys Scary as Fuck Bikini Pic of the Day

Proof a flat stomach doesn’t mean a bitch is skinny…not even when rocking cancer. She looks like a comic book character…all ripped upper body…squeezed into a size small bikini bottom…that her fat thighs cuz she’s fat are trying to eat…. This is one of those fat chicks…who like to be referred to as thick…who think they aren’t fat cuz they have abs and small tits….proven by their choice in swimwear and the fact they post this shit to the internet….and it is horrible… Loving your body messages to the youth should only happen when the bitch is skinny.

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Sam Faiers Flashes her Tits of the Day

The TOWIE is some bullshit show from the UK that is officially called The Only Way is Essex…..and since I am not from the UK…I just have their queen on my money..in theory….but unfortunately for me…I don’t have money….so I really have no ties with the motherfuckers…but I do have ties with all bottom feeding attention seeking trash who pull their tits out of their shirts or bikinis to get a little attention…so here is one of the cows from that show – udders out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sarah Stephens for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Sarah Stephens is a 21 year old model from Australia, who walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show when she was 18, and I think she’s spectacular…especially now that she’s modeling real lingerie, you know some rock and roll throwback shit for Agent Provocateur that you’d expect to see on a stripper in 1920s, you know with a bit of fucking attitude, unlike your mom’s underwear over at Victoria’s Secret, all boring, photoshopped, and appealing to Christians. Here are the pics….if you look close enough you will see bush… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes… The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place… Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options…. Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist… This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord was seen on the beach doing her best Donkey Impression…all teeth forward like this was a casting call for Shrek where she played the ass…. Luckily….to compensate for all that is barnyard about her…she wore a bikini and showed off her ass…which is the better “ass” component to her phsyical looks…. Either look at her Donkey Face Ass impression….or her hot, round, fit bikini clad ass….she comes with Ass options…like she was a thesaurus….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day