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Ashley Smith Vintage Bikini for The Sunday Telegraph of the Day

Ashley Smith is some big titty gapped tooth Gap model cuz they are literal… who may or may not have tried to sue me for posting shitty pics of her honeymoon, but I have a feeling that may be Lara Stone….another big titty model with a gap tooth….. Either way, I’m digging the vintage bathing suit vibe….even if it isn’t pornographic….you see cuz as a model SHE HAS POSED TOPLESS AND HER BIG TITS THAT ARE PROBABLY FAKE TITS, ARE AMAZING …..but you know sometimes it is nice to jerk off to things that are wholesome and PG rated….It is the corporate philosophy at Disney and they are a multi billion dollar empire…so it’s gotta do some good….and I guess that’s part of the reason I’m posting it, but the main motivation is ass and pussy in bathing suits robbed from dead grandmothers….turn me on….

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Ashley Smith Vintage Bikini for The Sunday Telegraph of the Day

Kate Upton Ass Grabbed for Instagram of the Day

Kate Upton should keep her focus on her tits because her 19 year old massive tits are amazing…I mean that’s why she is who she is and has the exposure and fans she does…it doesn’t go much deeper than that…you see cuz her face is average, her legs and body whatever and now an ass that’s always hidden, for a reason, is uninspiring….I’m not surprised cuz as far as I’m concerned she’s borderline fat chick…cuz I know today she’s fit…but soon that metabolism’s gonna stop working….Anna Nicole… The good news is that she’s out producing some Instagram pics…like all those instagram models with instagram modeling contracts I sometimes jerk off to….and they involve her getting her decent but not life changing ass grabbed….and titties in bikinis and topless cuz that’s what she does….before being forced to retire due to obesity…..it’s gonna happen….but that day’s not today…so enjoy…

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Kate Upton Ass Grabbed for Instagram of the Day

Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle Magazine of the Day

Charlize Theron is on the cover of Instyle….long after her modeling took her out of her AIDS filled South Africa….where her mom killed her dad…and brought her to America to be in Playboy then many movies…living the good life cuz she’s hot…and a decade or more later….is still fucking hot….there’s just something about South African white chicks….and their ability to survive Apartheid, HIV, Crazed Safari Animals….that make them hot as fuck to look at and want to fuck but now that they are big in America they don’t have time for you while if you were a tourist in South Africa back when they were 14 and still in South Africa they probably would have jerked you off for a can of Coca Cola….at least that’s how all my poverty striken country fantasies usually play our…

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Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle Magazine of the Day

Malin Akerman Photoshopped in a Bikini for Shape Magazine of the Day

I’m so ahead of the curve….an innovator if you will…if I wasn’t lazy or a failure at life in general…I would probably be a billionaire…but instead I post other people’s shit like these Malin Akerman in her bikini in Shape

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Malin Akerman Photoshopped in a Bikini for Shape Magazine of the Day

Danielle Lloyd Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Danielle Lloyd is some Glamour Model from the UK who started out as Miss England in 2004, which led to her prostituting herself in various scandals with various soccer stars…from posing nude to being on Big Brother…only to end up a 28 year old mom of two and a footballer’s wife who never has to work again…but who can sit around in her mom body bikini…living the life she planned for herself….Nothing wrong with having dreams…especially when attaining them involves being a whore. Inspirational. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Danielle Lloyd Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Tanning Mom Is a Serious Turn On of the Day

This tanning bitch is porn to me….I don’t know why…maybe it is because I like clown looking bitches who put their daughter’s life in jeopardy all in the name of a good healthy complexion….one that makes a 30 year old look like a dried up leather boot….she’s just trying to instill important values into her girl…like that no one likes a pasty bitch…and really the tanning salon is to blame…becuase as far as I’m concerned, this dried up, leathery face, just looks experienced at well traveled…like she’s been lost at sea for a few months….an expert at a life we just don’t understand…and when looking at her and her white lipstick…I just can’t help but wonder what her pussy looks like…. Tanning mom is my new addiction. She needs her own reality show… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Hot for DT Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton may be overrated. She will probably be fat. Her body is kinda sloppy…at least I see where her body is heading…she’s stil 19…even fat 19 year olds aren’t slippy…. but her tits are massive and rockin…and since tits pretty much control the world cuz they suck all men, even world leaders fall into their evil titty grasp…she’s doing okay and she’s worth staring at…even in these hot half naked pics for DT magazine….even though it is time for her to get naked before it’s too late….take it in before she becomes Anna Nicole Smith

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Kate Upton Hot for DT Magazine of the Day

Elsa Hosk Model Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model from Sweden who at 23 understands the importance of showing her fucking tits in shoots so clients know she’s fucking serious about being the next big thing in modeling. She’s 5 foot 9 and I’d be more than happy to lick every inch of her cuz she’s amazing….She’s been doing some Victoria’s Secret work, like their fashion show, and it’s pretty safe to say she may be their next big thing… I don’t know where these pics are from…or what they are for…but this is the most substantial shoot I’ve seen in a while…It’s all instagram trendy with tits and I’m sold on her solid talent…..and by talent I mean tits… Amazing.

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Elsa Hosk Model Tits of the Day

Lindsay Lohan See Through Big Titties in Bra of the Day

The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense…. So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun. It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS AND STAINED FINGERS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Old Bikini Body of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt tried to sue me once and I think it traumatized me more than the pictures she tried to sue me for posting…of her getting eaten out by her Greek Billionaire lover who finances her life…cuz he’s a billionaire and she’s a fucking whore who was once in Playboy. Allowing her to live this amazing life of luxury and for him to have some hot pussy he owns to play with whenever his wife lets him go on his little trips with her….cuz his wife doesn’t care…she’s glad to get him out of the hosue, she’s already had his kids, has been with him years, is bored of his midget dick…but won’t leave it cuz it comes with money and divorces are for whores not because of whores…and that’s what marriage is all about….compromise… She’s in her bikinis, she’s old, but her one-trick is still working for her …and rocking a bikini like it is all she knows because along with hooking it is all she knows… is working for her too. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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