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Nina Dobrev Uses Conan’s Cock for Yoga of the Day

Nina Dobev was on Conan and she Did a yoga move in shorts and a tank top. That’s all I really have to say about that……I mean other than that she’s some Canadian 23 year old from Toronto who I have never met because I guess our dog sleds never crossed paths on our way to the local Canada Ice Party….where everyone leaves their igloos and eats bacon, maple syrup, beer and whateever the fuck Canadians do…that involve me not fucking Nina Dobrev before she was famous…parking outside her school offering her lifts home so that seeing her do Yoga in shorts and a tank top…would mean much more to my penis than it does now…

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Nina Dobrev Uses Conan’s Cock for Yoga of the Day

Anne Hathaway in a Bikini of thee Day

Anne Hathaway is playing Fantine, some poor bitch in Les Miserables, who dies and leaves her Orphaned kid to fend for herself all motherless this mother day weekend…..like me…. Her daughter is the ever successful Amanda Seyfried who is everywhere playing Cosette and none of this French Revolution broadway musical shit matters…what matters is that being a poor dying hooker in the 19th century means Anne Hathaway, someone already not fat to begin with had to drop another 20 lbs, and I fucking love skinny girls….eating disorders, negative body images, 1% fat on their body, is fucking porn to me… Maybe cuz I married obese, maybe cuz I am obese, maybe cuz I know it is some inner torment, or maybe cuz i like pelvic bones and toned stomachs….who cares she’s in a bikini…and at her hottest right now…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shauna Sand Having Sex and Giving a Blowjob in St Barths of the Day

I have done a lot of posts on Shauna Sand over the years….because she’s a tormented divorcee who loves attention and who really milked her Playboy fame into motherhood after marrying some joke of an actor….that is fun to laugh at as she tries to get noticed…. She spent his money and lived a life of a stripper….at least in appearancee before deciding late in her career to finally release a sex tape I had the exclusive on – with one of her male escorts she hired from euro modeling agencies ….too many years too late….that didn’t end up having much impact on anything she did…leading to their break-up…and the world being reminded of how gross her pussy is……. She has since replaced her porn boy toy with a new male escort she gets from europe…..that she banged on a public beach…..early in may.. Here is the email the paparazzi sent me last night trying to make as much money as they can off these…..I couldn’t afford to buy them…. taken in early May in St Barts. Shauna Sand fornicating on the public beach with her boy toy. Pics are taken legally and with consent from Shauna and the dude. They are available at per picture rates if you’re interested. Please let me know The fact they have consent, obviosuly cuz she probably paid them for this, as part of her marketing campaign, makes it far less interesting, but if I didnt’ post it, I wouldn’t be doing what I am here to do, which is celebrate these attention seeking trashcans trying to stay relevant and get reality shows thru sex….20 years too late…a misguided professional dancer who lived in Paris only to become this….my kind of girl…Garbage…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden in a Sleazy Dress of the Day

Courtney Stodden is probbaly the worst thing the tabloids are picking up on….I hate that she gets attention… Not because I hate hooker looking trash in sex store gear screaming for attention…but because I hate them when they start getting the attention….. She’s talentless, uninteresting, not even hot, and more importantly not a day under 30…. It is almost like watching a high school play….sure I’d fuck them all, but I sure as hell wouldn’t finance their Broadway production…. I’ll look on and debate how good the head would be but I would keep it local….something that unfortunately didn’t happen for this trash….she should be the small town hooker….not in LA getting noticed…. She should be a friendster profile….or a myspace profile, you know like it was still 2001 and she was in her first year of college….and not whatever she’s become… I mean even Tila Tequila had more substance than this lie who hasn’t even done a sex tape or Playboy yet….but she’s got the implants and hard face for the shit…making it only a matter of time…even though it should have been her start…. Who cares…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Arianny Celeste in her Bikini for Some Bullshit Magazines of the Day

Arianny Celeste was nice enough to send her lawyers after me in efforts to scare me with a lawsuit of illegally obtaining pics of her based on Florida law, that involved her naked on her hotel room balcony….for someone I ca assume was a paid photographer to generate some buzz, show off her purchased tits like she was still a vegas show girl, and allow her to pretend were illegal to get even more of her in our brain…because some of us aren’t closet cases who like half naked men grinding each other to death and don’t know the stripper trash they put int he mix to make it less gay to watch….you know to justify the boners….with a bikini body I prefer seeing naked on balconies….even though anyone can have tits like this, even my dog…provided I find the right surgeon…willing to go down that road….

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Eniko Mihalik is Lovely in Numero of the Day

Eniko Mihalik has been Topless many times before ….she’s even been topless and wet in Numero before….and I thought it was time to switch it up and put up pics of her not showing her tits – you know to not objectify this Hungarian model as an object even though she’s made a career of being an object….you know to allow you to take in her all wholesome like a lady…a lady you want to cum inside if she gave you the chance….if you know what I mean.

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Pornstar Sunny Leone in FHM India of the Day

Fat and dumpy….Sunny Leone is shitting on her Indian culture, kinda like she shat on her parents upbringing when she decided to go into porn…. A suprise to most people is that I fucking hate porn and pornstars, I have 3000 pornos in my house that I’ve never even opened. I am into everyday whores…it is hotter when they behave that way for free because daddy issues aren’t a bad thing…it’s just tacky when you make them your profession…..See cuz I don’t mind girls who look like pornstars….if anything I don’t mind girls who look like anything…so long as they have the vagina…and so long as they aren’t pornstars….because being a pornstar is brainless boring and they generally have shitty attitudes….false sense of celebrity… The only girls I love who happen to be in porn are Asa Akira and Kayden Kross….because we connect on a spiritual level…. While this Sunny leone is fucking garbage….well past her prime…and now in FHM India….making moves into mainstream fame in India…because having a billion fans can be far more lucrative and rewarding than you jerking off to her yet again….. Speaking of jerking off to her – HERE ARE SOME OF HER PORN CLIPS If that wasn’t good enough for you…. HERE ARE SOME OF HER PORN CLIPS

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Carmen Electra Old Lady with Implants Bikini Shoot of the Day

Nothing says hot like a bitch who was toned, hot and naked in the 90s, than seeing her turned into a mom, with a mom body, trading her size 0 waist for some kind of boxy weirdness she can than menopause and being in 40s for….it’s some kind of cry for attention that luckily involved her hiding her ass…cuz that shit would clearly make all of our memories of this bitch and her hotness come crashing down like the rest of her thanks to “gravity” and weakened elasticity in her skin…. I guess she’ll do anything for attention, just a few months ago she was hosting a club night at a local club and no one cared…I guess getting in a bikini was meant to generate some buzz…buzz that would be better spent starving herself and doing sit-ups…… I’m not an asshole, I just hate these bitches who don’t let go. They don’t embrace that they won the lottery and are millionaires thanks to their hot young bodies and fake tits, far more successful than local strippers with similar morals and values, you know naked in playboy for a quick buck that lasted a decade….longer than it should have….They are just greedy and want the money train to continue…even though they are talentless and their body that got them here didn’t stay up to par for the task….cuz beauty is fleeting motherfucker…and here is the proof…. Let go Carmen Electra…go back to your real name, Tara Leigh Patrick and be an adult, adopt a baby and be a mom, and save the bikinis for your vacations like other moms with fake tits….you’re done. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna For Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson has a good thing going that we call access. He gets paid insane amounts of money by brands and the media to shoot famous bitches, models and singers, actors and fucking everyone….and in doing that he gets to poach the talent and pull the “do you mind taking a few pics for my next book” or “do you mind taking a few pics for my tumblr”….or “do you mind taking some test shots”…. Obviously these bitches jump on board…they love being in front of the camera…especially for a guy marketed as a legend in the making in photography….who some big mag has booked to shoot them….even though he’s uninspired and not revolutionary despite how many people copy his shit… I mean what do these bitches know…they are half retarded and live in their bubble and go with what they know….allowing him to profit, get exposure, and thus make more money with their image….It’s a great place to be….. Unfortunately, I appreciate what he’s doing, cuz at least he’s putting effort in, and these pics of Rihanna are hotter than most pics she’s in, I just would prefer if she was more naked while spreading that black gaping asshole…you know she’s down for that….might as well milk it….

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Teen Mom Jenelle’s Shitty Tits of the Day

I saw this press release over the weekend, even though I always try to ignore Radar Online’s press releases or exclusives because they are always brainless, stupidity that I can’t believe make advertising money, before realizing I give the public too much fucking credit, Unfortunately, the horribly shot, unappealing, before and after titty implants pics were emailed to me….. I’m all for looking at implants and celebrating them for saving shitty tits, but not on of some ugly as fuck Teen Mom with kids and a shitty face that make you grasp why she got knocked up when she did cuz there’s no hope for her past 25 when normal bitches get knocked up…..She had ugly tits, and thanks to her ugly nipples, her implants are ugly too, which I guess work for her because they match her ugly face…. I think the only fascinating thing in all this is that she got a YOLO tat….which is internet for “You Only Live Once”….that people post on twitter….like an annoying MEME….not intended to be profound words of wisdom you brand on yourself…but I guess retard high school drop out to have a baby trash is about as deep as that…Unfortunatley I hate stupid peole as much as I hate shitty tits on ugly faces…. But here are her shit tits anyway.

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