I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….
Selena Gomez is in some I Love My Body more than Justin Bieber does because that “relationship” was more of a marketing campaign, and he’s way more into fisting Usher weekly as payback for his career……and she looks fucking awesome… You see, I’m a fan of this bitch…she’s got this body of something you feel like a sex offender jerking off to, but she’s pushing 20….making it all ok…and her little tits all perky, likely implants, cuz she doesn’t mine showing them off, like they are purchased item, make her this tight little package worth staring at in her bikini…..even if every time you think about her fucking….images and sounds of Bieber fill your head…for some of you creeps that may help you cum….pedos.
Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats…. But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….
I am hooked on Miley this week and it is unhealthy…. After the Showing Titty When Shopping ….and the crotch flashing ….and all the tight clothes wearing on her tight little young body…..I have been unable to look at normal sized girls young girls the same…. Just today, there were two bitches in leggings having a coffee, probably 19 and the oldest and they stood up with their little young asses and I thought to myself, they need more Miley Pilates…..now this is a serious issue….because enjoying young pussy in everyday life is one of my favorite things….and now this Miley bitch has ruined that for me….more reason to try to plan a good hate fucking….that I would love… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rachel Bilson and her fiance of 12 years who brings her down, Hayden Christensen are in Barbados. Rachel Bilson, despite what her fiance who owns her and brings her down, by stealing her youth by locking her up in a farm in Canada, is wearing a bikini…..so we can all check out her body ….as he angrily tries to figure out why no one gives a fuck about him….he was in Star Wars fuck….it was a huge series of movies….sure it typecast him and lockede him into a life of conventions….but shit was relevant….now stop staring at his girl….you fucking pigs….at least that’s what I assume… You see cuz a few years ago, she left him and his brainwashing barn, to try to re-invent herself….probably fucking many dudes in her time off….only to take the motherfucker back a notch and realize, he should let her blossom as her own person…not as an animal in captitive…….because engaged people are fucked in the head and feel they can’t live without each other….since they have so much invested….and would hate to have to build that up with someone again….or some shit I don’t understand cuz I married to leech off my shitty, dumpy, often times shit covered that I have to wipe, wife….she was lonely, I was not into working….kinda like Hayden Christensen….only with hotter pussy..sure her body is weird short leg and long torso….big ass and small titty…..but only weirdos like me pay attention to that shit…..the rest of you just see BIKINI…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I posted a couple of pics of Emily Ratajkowski naked in Treats magazine…she’s some bitch from iCARLY who decided that modeling was the best hustle for her…but more importantly nude modeling….because you might as well get paid to get naked than release nude pics that aren’t professionally shot and awkward…and I’m pretty happy she did…cuz she’s fucking hot….but more importantly…her pussy is an inny not an outty…a coinslot not a sloppy beefy sandwich…which is always exciting on a bitch with tits like this…who is built like this…with lips like this…shit….she’s good.
Miley Cyrus is an amazing in bred, incest hick. I need to only cover Miley Cyrus news. This is my second round with her today…this time for posting her bra on twitter, earlier, if you are too lazy to scroll down, was for shopping braless with her bare tit hanging out , all things I endorse, support…that make me wish I was a Disney Exec who taught her vagina all the tricks it knows with my penis, mouth, fingers, and inanimate objects……She’s good at this slutty, exhibitionist, young hot pussy thing…real good.
Renee Olstead was some fat bitch who sang badly that you probably never heard of…..who decided that she would release some AMAZING NUDE PICS to take her twitter following from 7,000 to 22,000….something I am sure she hoped would have had a little more impact, since you can buy 10,000 twitter followers for 1000 dollars, she could have saved herself from using USING A VIBRATOR IN SELF SHOT PICS …..and saved it for when it was a little more high impact…. Well it turns out it landed her a gig on some ABC Family TV show….as nude pics often do….and more importantly got her to dye her hair, slim down and show up to events in thigh highs and garters…. From nudes to lingerie in public….despite her fat years…I’m kinda into this bitch. To See THe Rest of the Pics http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=49314
The other day MILEY WORE A SHORT TIGHT SKIRT AND FLASHED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN PANTYLESS LABIA ….even though you should know a vagina when you fucking see one…and not really have to analyze the shit…unless you’re fucking street whores who are either post-low-budget-op trannies…..or infected with a wide variety of infections. Today, she’s wearing no bra and a sleeveless rock and roll t-shirt….that her titty is popping out of…like she’s some kind of hipster…and since recently finding a serious appreciation for Miley and her tight little young body….mainly based on her willingness to slut out to get ahead….I like.
