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Chester French’s Slutty Music Vidoe for “I LOVE BLACK GIRLS” of the Day

A long time ago I got drunk with Chester French. They opened for Gaga in Montreal before she even had an album and for some reason I was there…. They may not admit that they experienced the DrunkenStepfather as I traumatized them by making homeless men flash their penises for a dollar….which is pretty much all I remember about the night….and I haven’t really talked to either of the guys since….except when I was trying to make a Christmas Album that never got off the ground cuz I guess they don’t like me….but I came across this new video they put out called I Love Black Girls….and since I love Black Girls….and naked girls….and all girls….even white girls….who tongue black girls…I had to watch…..and share with you…cuz anyone producing naughty, sleazy videos with hot chicks is a friend of mine…even if those friends don’t answer me when I ask them to invite me to hang with celeb pussy……I guess I can’t blame em…..

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Brooklyn Decker GQ May 2012 Photoshoot Video of the Day

I posted the BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES the other day…..and now there is a video that will tap into your LIFE GOES ON….Corky with Downs Syndrom if Corky had a tight body and great tits fetish…and in reality she doesn’t look as Downs Syndrom as she has int he past….maybe she’s been cured of it….if anything her body is tight, greased up and amazing…..making my Downs Syndrome joke totally irrelevant and making me look like an idiot…something I am good at….real good at…

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Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day

Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too. I bet they try to sue me.

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Guinevere Van Seenus Titties in Vogue Germany of the Day

This is nothing exciting….you know a model trying to get more exposure, or to just take any job she can get cuz she’s 35 years old, a seasoned fucking veteren in he modeling world….who has already been totally naked in many photoshoots that I’ve already posted…..because getting naked for fashion is what these whores do…. I mean other than the fact that the bitch is showing her tits, cuz anyone showing tits, deserves to be noticed or looked at, a life lesson I try to spread around the world to make it a happier place for at least myself…but unfortunately no one is listening…story of my life….

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Guinevere Van Seenus Titties in Vogue Germany of the Day

Jade Foret is a Pregnant Belgian in a Black Bikini of the Day

Jade Foret is some 21 year old Belgian whore who pretends she’s a model or actor. I didn’t bother googling her to find out her story….cuz really who cares about Belgium….I don’t even think Belgians care about Belgium….sure they can pretend to be proud of their beer and you can drink their beer….but if the motherfucker was bombed…I doubt anyone would care…. Either way, this Jade Foret bitch is 21 and pregnant with a 50 year old’s kid because like all opportunistic whores….it probably seemed as a wise fiscal decision….and the only hope she has is that her body will bounce back from the hell she is about to put it through….in order fo her to take her life as a whore that pretends to be a model/actor to the next level…. I once fucked a Belgian whore who wanted nothing more than to get pregnant….thankfully not by me….she wasn’t wearing a black bikini…but she was an opportunist…who like all whores was into the money…..but more importantly like this Belgian she had a tight body and a set of fake tits….so maybe Belgium isn’t all that bad. Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THINK LINK

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Tori Praver’s Sneaky Nipple in Marie Claire Argentina of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now not in SI because she barely matters…since there are thousands of models who are signed and hot girls who wish they were models willing to do anything for the opportunity to be in that issue that they’d even do it for free…some would probably ever pay SI to get in it…cuz that’s just how pathetic some vain girls are….. Well apparently she’s still a model, in case you were the one guy who missed seeing her in magazines for those two years over 3 years ago…..and more importantly….like all bitches trying to get noticed….or at least reinvent some stagnant career….she’s showing nipple…sure she’s sneaking it through her shirt…keeping it cammoflaged…it is still a fucking nipple and that’s what matters….in my nipple obsessed life that is pretty pathetic across the board.

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Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THINK LINK

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Louise Redknapp Does Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Here is some WAG who doesn’t matter, but who’s husband Jamie Redknapp probably does, cuz soccer in the UK is a big deal, and she’s the pussy that got close enough to fuck a soccer player, lock him down, marry him, and thus live the good life while he fucks other hotter bitches on the road….you see cuz girls who look like Irina Shayk target these guys too…and that’s kinda a better place to put your dick in…even if it isn’t some sloppy shit you want to call home…or wife….. That said, I’d still do her…but that’s really not saying much…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicolette Sheridan Does Martial Arts in a Wet See Through Outfit of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan….a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…..is on the beach doing some kind of Martial Arts in a white outfit that when wet gets see thru….like all white outfits I encourage all girls wear when they plan on getting wet so that I can watch….. Turns out that with all martial arts…something I’ve been calling super gay since some dude tried wrestling me as a kid and I felt his boner in my leg….while knowing that when I used to try to wrestle girls, it was to stick my boner in them….coupled with ever dude I’ve met into MMA and wrestling, no matter how popular it is, is in fact getting excited over half naked men grinding…..things got erotic….as her bf shoved dick in her face…. I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Legs at Pilates of the Day

I don’t know why I didn’t like Miley when she was a slutty 16 year old…I thought she had a wonky face and overall it annoyed me….maybe it was her babyfat…or the fact that I hate 16 year olds because they are fucking annoying…whether their asses are hot or not…cuz you see at 18…those asses are just as good and they have practice in their fucking and dealing with people…. But for some reason I’m hooked on this bitch now….all her pics….are hot…maybe my tastes have shifted int the world of inbred….maybe she gave us all a much needed break from her….maybe she’s more believable in her seduction and it is less contrived by the Disney Execs….it doesn’t matter…she shows skin and I stare….works out nicely… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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