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Maria Menounos’ Big Old Ass Has a Cameltoe of the Day

I wonder if Maria Menounos’ pants jacked up her ass count as a cameltoe, you know, cuz she’s greek, and her asshole is her main vagina? Yes this is what I do with my time….I contemplate such life changing, important, observations….I am a modern day Leonardo Divinci or some philosopher or some shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Clara Alonso is Some Model Pussy in Elle Vietnam of the Day

Clara Alonso is a Spanish model….she’s 25…..and she’s in Elle Vietnam, a country that I have been to and appreciate….thanks to the food but more importantly the many prosititutes who I got to hang out with in the “lady bars”….who would wash their twats for me before letting me fuck them all I wanted for pretty much 10 dollars. I didn’t bother with the 10 year old hookers, or the boys dressed like girls…but there is something for everyone there…making you wonder why we bombed them in the first place…. Either way, Clara is fucking hot, and I like hot bitches with modeling contracts that validate their hotness and get them paid for their hotness, that stamp of approval, like a bad artless tattoo on a stripper, to remind you of what caliber woman you are dealing with…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Serena Williams Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has…. She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day

Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Paparazzi on Set With Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in Bikinis of the Day

You know all these Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens pictures are slowly morphing into one long drawn out bikini post…I mean shit has been hitting the internet consistently everyday the last 3 weeks and I’m pretty bored of it…not cuz I ever really get bored of girls in bikinis, but there comes a point when staring at the same bitch gets boring, it’s like flash fucking pussy and let me lick it dry already, or put some fucking clothes on, you useless, cockteasing cunt. If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then you’ve obviously never stared at a bitch long enough to want to do criminal acts to her….namely rape. Here’s the video… FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE SOME HOT PICS OF SELENA GOMEZ IN A SLUTTY RED CARPET OUTFIT SNIFFING HER FINGERS LIKE A WEIRDO WHO LOVES HER NATURAL ODORS I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Squeezed into a Bikini for Attention of the Day

I am not allowed to post the big fat sloppy ass from a far picture of Kim Kardashian in the Domincan Republic with her family….an ass that even when pixelated thanks to the zoom of the paparazzi…is fat, sloppy and uneventful as far as I’m concerned, but then again I hate the bitch, her family and everything they stand for….so when I see her in bikini, I don’t think “i need to see if my dick would make it past that meat and make contact with her asshole”…instead I think “I hope she fucking drowns”…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Emmy Rossum Gets Naked in Shameless Again of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Emmy Rossum. I don’t know if it is because she blocked me on Facebook like this bitch: I get it, she’s decent looking and willing to get naked on TV cuz if she wasn’t willing to get naked on TV, she wouldn’t be on TV, but instead countless hotter bitches who are willing to get naked on TV would be…. I am so desensitized, the world is full of half naked sluts, I’m at the point where they all kinda blend into each other, glad they exist, but don’t give a fuck who they are, cuz they are replaceable, as there is always hot pussy around the corner, usually even hotter cuz you haven’t seen it naked yet, ready to get its fuck on….naked and amazing… But I’ll post this bitch anyway. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day

It is hard to care when a bitch like Sara Jean Underwood posts a picture of her tits with her head cropped out of it, like she’s nervous you’re gonna put her on blast, in some kind of smear campaign that ruins her chances of being the president, even if the shit is non-nude….on twitter… You know….cuz she’s only on TV, and on twitter for that matter, to communicate with her fans she only has cuz SHE GOT ON PLAYBOY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG ENOUGH FOR PERVERTS TO NOTICE AND CARE /…. But I’m posting it anyway. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Stephanie Loba Corneliussen Titties in Mirage Magazine of the Day

Stephanie Loba Corneliussen is some fashion model/actress/bitch from Europe who moved to America from Denmark to try to make it big cuz she, or people around her said “shit you’re 6 foot, you’ve got a hot face and you don’t look like other bitches who are 6 foot, all manly and shit, you should go to America and live out the American Dream…”…bullshit I assume happens all the time…. She’s 25…. She’s been in Baby Carrot ads…these are the baby carrot ads… Now she’s getting naked for some obscure fashion mag called Mirage, something I can appreciate as a pervert and as someone who realizes how hard it is to get noticed, especially when your baby carrot money runs dry. Who cares….she’s showing her tits…now look at them. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Paris Hilton’s G-String Tan of the Day

Paris Hilton took advantage of a window of opportunity that her trashy exhibitionist ass saw in the form of paparazzi pointing cameras at her…She was probably like “shit it’s like old times, people actually care to see me, well I better give these pictures legs, so that websites post the shit, even if in a mocking way of my trashy stripper looking g-string tanline, one I got by strategically wearing the same underwear to the tanning Salon everyday, so that I’d look like those trashy whores that used to wear low rise jeans, with tan lines up and over their hips, you know cuz despite having billions of dollars, I’m a trashy whore too, I mean I even have a fucking sex tape”…..at least that’s what I assume went through her head, but maybe I’m giving her too much credit, maybe she’s more the kind of girl who is like “ass itchy thanks to herpes, scratch even if camera sees me” cuz she has no shame….and if she did you’d know that shitty blowjob she gave in her porn would never have seen the light of day…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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