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Carice van Houten Titties in Intruders of the Day

This movie was released in Spain in October….but it’s only hitting America on March 30th, so here are some pre-theater titties in a movie… Carie van Houten is some 35 year old Dutch actor…who chose not to live in Hollywood but stay in Europe because she, like me love the Dutch…from legal drugs, to legal prostitution….to a country that doesn’t occupy kitchen garbage like the Kardashians….the Netherlands is the way to go…… More importantly, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dutch speaking chick whisper “stick it in my ass you worthless, poor, piece of shit my husband would hate knowing I’ve let inside me, but that I did anyway cuz I was drunk and he’s an asshole, and you happened to be in the right place and the right time”….while fucking her unprotected. It’s a life changing exprience you may like so much you want to tattoo it on your face like it is tattooed on your brain.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Flour Bombed of the Day

Ever have that feeling where you wish the flour in front of you was actually anthrax? Well, you will now. I’d like to believe that Kim Kardashian was attacked, because the world thinks she’s vapid, useless, materialistic, spoiled trash that is totally full of her fat self that happens to also be full of cake. You know becaue I’d think, finally, people are making moves like they would have years ago, to make shit the media feeds us disappear by humiliating them. But I know that these cunts, the entire family of cunts, are too into the getting attention game, all shameless as fuck, and willing to humiliate themselves in the process….pretending to be so hurt, disrespected, humiliated, when they don’t ever feel those emotions cuz they are too in love with themselves…. That said, if a real person did pull this off, and I doubt they would ever get that close to a celeb on a red carpet to pull this off, unless it was an inside job….I give them props….but next time use something more fatal…or debilitating….It’s not a good prank unless someone ends up in a coma…..especially if that person is the dreg of society. To See the Pics of her Crying Follow This Link

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Autumn Reeser Shitty See Through of the Day

I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Izabel Goulart Naked in Harper’s Bazzar Spain of the Day

I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet….. Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.

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Rita Rusic Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, like yesterday when I caught a busty, hot ass bitch breast feeding in the park….I see a new mom, or even an old mom, who I assume had a C-Section when giving birth, who renews my faith in the whole pregnancy and birthing process, you know makes me feel hopeful that the shit doesn’t ruin a woman, and turn her into a fat slob with a fat sloppy cunt, that even her pussy husband who loves her unconditionally cuz he’s a faggot can’t stomach… You know the kind of lazy bitch who feels entitled cuz she is so busy with the kids all day, probably eating cakes all day, only to blame her ass being that big on the pregnancy…. This Rita Rusic bitch half naked, is one of those times. In her biking at 60, slamming as fuck, and showing off her tit, it’s like she’s practically still a college girl, except of the wrinkles, and grey pubic hair….. She’s BEEN IN A BIKINI before ….and she’s in one again…Good times. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elsa Sylvan Titties for Bon Magazine of the Day

Elsa Sylvan was born in Sweden in 1987. Has been modeling since 2006 and the highlight of her career as far as I’m concerned is this photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, with her titty pulled out and exposed, the way I like my titties, especially on fashion models, getting paid to do it, because it makes me remember than morally, they are just a gang of whore strippers looking for the good life, no matter how they try to white wash it, and no matter how many rockstars they fuck instead of johns after their shit, the core of their morals and values are the fucking same…and that’s hot…cuz strippers are fucking trash…but models are all glamourous and shit…especially when pulling out their tit.

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Annalynne McCord Useless But Decent LOoking Ass in a Bikini of the Day

As embarrassing as Annalynne McCord’s career is, you know working for free for 90210 the NExt Generation because they had no budget, but they did have the promise to put her on TV, something she’s wanted since she was a slut in high school who would constantly say shit like “one day I’ll be famous”…”I’ll be on TV”….”when I come home to visit, you’ll all want my autograph”….you know the level of desperate, pathetic, and aggressive in a “Take anything you can get even if it only offers you room and board cuz being on TV is payment enough, even if it is a show that hardly exists, no one watches, and that above all else fucking sucks and should never have happened”….because she still gets to be shot by paparazzi and attend celeb events, which is better than being knocked up back home with the high school star football player turned maintenance guy at the same school he was once hero of…. She still looks good enough to look at in a bikini. I figure if they’re willing to get half naked, I’m willing to watch….career choices, relevance, even tit size, just doesn’t matter. To See The Rest of the PIcs FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tulisa Contostavlos Sex Tape is Legit of the Day

If you had the chance to see a pretty great blowjob given by chubby, try hard, barely a popstar, X-Factor judge who is on her quest to get famous in America via the tried tested and true Bikini Pics/Sex Tape Way…..it turns out the video was legit. So I hope you downloaded your copy, cuz it is being erased from the internet. You see in every bottom feeding celebrity hustle to the top, there are leaked pics and videos, some are left out there to linger, others are taken down within 5 minutes like they never happened…. This Tulisa shit, was down faster than you could say her long, drawn out, greek anal loving name….so I know her fat titty and cock tip licking while hand jobbing hustle was her…. I just didn’t want to say it, cuz these no names are the fast ones to sue, that’s the same reason I won’t host her shit, but I’ll watch it whenever I need to be reminded of her real skill set, I love just who suck dick on camera and who refers to sucking dick like a little whore on camera as “an intimate moment” in 2008. Watching a bitch justify slutting out with “Long Term Relationships” and “knowing a dude a long time”….is amazing…cuz she’s still a fucking whore I saw suck dick…. That’s all I gotta say about that.

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Kate Moss Forgets to Do Up Her Pants of the Day

I think Kate Moss is probably one of the best models of all time….only because she lives the fucking rockstar life….going to all the best parties, fucking all the unprotected rockstar and A-List celebrity cock she can get her pussy around. She’s not fat, in fact hated for being too skinny in the 90s, she’s aged amazing like all that hard living has kept her pickled and preserved… but most importantly throughout most of this, she’s been a fucking mom to a kid I doubt sees that much….which is exciting me since I am an aspiring deadbeat parent….it can be done in the classiest of fucking ways…..I also like that she doesn’t give a fuck, you know part of being a millionaire for being hot, with top grade millionaires throwing their semen at her….and in being as punk as she is…she always gets topless or naked, when paid or unpaid, cuz why bother not being naked… That said, I’m not sure why her pants are undone. But I’m glad they are…. Maybe she’s airing out her well traveled, tired, dirty twat I wish I could taste…. Maybe I should stop focusing on that…because this is the kid of shit that can motivate me to try to convince mom’s in the park to undo their pants…and that’s the kind of shit that gets me arrested…or hurt…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paz de la Huerta by the Pool for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz de la Huerta is some crackhead or meth addicted looking hipster bitch who looks the right amount of haggard for me to want to have sex with her….She’s recently become Terry Richardson’s must, and he’s got pics of her all over his site, because she’s a crazy hipster bitch who gets naked wherever she goes….maybe because she likes it, maybe because she’s fucked up and doesn’t know what she’s doing, or maybe because she knows Terry Richardson is right now the top of the fashion photography game, and that people are watching him, and thus watching her…..you know some backlash from being fired from Boardwalk Empire, the gig I’m sure she thought was gonna make her a big deal…and I guess it kinda did….but the ride is over and now she’s doing all she can do to stay relevant…it’s hard out there for an aspiring bitch who loves getting naked….and at least she’s getting naked…..next time I hope for more pussy lip.

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