Maria Menounos is kinda hot…mainly cuz she has 2 vaginas…you know like all greek girls….only unlike all the greek girls I know she’s not obese, or hairy, but her pussy may smell of Feta….I just can’t be too sure…because I’ve neever smelled her pussy – BUT I HAVE SEEN IT Dancing with the Stars….or the almost stars…or the barely stars…or the “I hope this gives me second chance in my uselessness”…..is uninteresting, possibly one of the worst shows on TV, except when you watch it at 1/4 speed and remember that the way a girl moves on the dancefloor is similar to the way she fucks…. Menounos….is likely a good fuck…otherwise she’d never be on TV….she’s ok in my books….I just wish I knowed how to read.
Her name is Anna Grigorenko and she’s some nobody model who is such a nobody that she’s got an updated MODELMAYHEM PROFILE ….so if you want to get her naked for your own perverted pictures, shot in your basement, with knives, blood, animal parts, raw meat, etc, you can probably just send her an email….she’s naked for some Russian shit called XXL, proabably not the same XXL as we have here, you know cuz she’s not black or fat assed, but then again, maybe Russian hip hop is Klesmere, all accordian and vodka ridden….who cares….nudity takes precendence over my shitty, useless words.
Here is my favorite fake British accented paparazzi host…doing his best Robin Leach accenty, trying to intelectualize, or bring bad jokes and puns, in efforts to sound witty, while really just sounding like a total fucking wanker, in the form of a a video of Christian Slater and his Girlfrend, some bitch named Brittany Lopez, who decided to swim with her white shirt and no bra, only to walk the streets pretty much naked, in the kind of outfit I can appreciate, even if it’s on some pussy, some has been everyone once wanted to fuck, while most people under 25 probably don’t know exists…..fucks…. See through shirts on any bitch are worth noticing….maybe Christian Slater should whore her out some more to get some press time and remind people he exists to get some movie gigs….nothing wrong with exploiting migrant/immigrant workers for personal gain….it’s the American Dream.
Lauren Stoner is pretty much a nobody, that’s why she’s tanning her tits for the paparazzi, you see because she wants to be a somebody, and you may be wondering why I know so much about someone so insignificant, and the answer is simple…. HER MODEL MAYHEM …. I mean prior to reaching millions in her bikini for the paparazzi showing her tits….you know the good old fashioned bottom feeding way….she was a hair model on an NBC morning show in Miami…..and had countless appearances on DECO DRIVE….a show you’ve never fucking heard of…..oh and she was an extra in Miami Vice…the movie…. This is how you get a male fan base women….take notes… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know if these pics are new or old. I can’t be bothered to look it up cuz the fact that Courtney Stodden exists depresses me…but not as much as the fact that I know who she is. Whenever I hear her name….I am forced to remember how fucking retarded America is, buying into tabloid lies and scandals instead of making their own fucking scandals, we’ve lost our fucking souls…..you know because there was time we would be out trying to get 16 year old brides….and now we just let no name idiots do it for the sake of entertainment….like a gang of fucking pussies….especially when you look at this bitch…from ass to fake tits….from face to fake tan…and see that there’s no way she’s a day younger than 30….you’ve all been had….and for some reason when I see pics of her in here thong…whether they are new or old…I feel the need to revisit this shit like it matters…I’m a fucking sucker…but at least I am aware of what I’m doing here. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret Model….and as much as I hate these catalog shots from Victoria’s Secret….This is the first time I’ve ever posted her catalog shots….even if her pics are totally interchangeable with every other fucking Victoria’s Secret, tried, tested and true garbage I’m fucking bored of…even if being bored of half naked hot pussy is one of the gayer things I’ve said on the site…not nearly as gay as George Clooney staging his arrest so that he can get prison raped….a childhood fantasy of his…you like how I tied in some relevant gossip into this post…admit it… Here are the pics…and if you’re more into paparazzi bikini pics of her FOLLOW THIS LINK
Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret Model….and as much as I hate these catalog shots from Victoria’s Secret….This is the first time I’ve ever posted her catalog shots….even if her pics are totally interchangeable with every other fucking Victoria’s Secret, tried, tested and true garbage I’m fucking bored of…even if being bored of half naked hot pussy is one of the gayer things I’ve said on the site…not nearly as gay as George Clooney staging his arrest so that he can get prison raped….a childhood fantasy of his…you like how I tied in some relevant gossip into this post…admit it… Here are the pics…and if you’re more into paparazzi bikini pics of her FOLLOW THIS LINK
Where are the pussy pics? I know she’s fat…but that doesn’t matter. If a bitch does Playboy I wanna see pussy pics. Fat or not…Even if the bitch is some chatty cunt who thinks she is hot and important cuz of her dad…who blocked me on twitter for making fun of her years ago….in what was probably the highlight of her life…that she didn’t realize was the highlight of her life…cuz she’s so self involved and thinks she’s important….fucking rich girl, heir to the Busch corporation, spoiled to the tits….thinking the world is like her mommy and daddy and that they actually care about her bullshit….like she was all of our little princess. Which brings me back to my where’s the fucking pussy pics…. Here are some notable quotes…that aren’t pussy pics….cuz apparently she likes running her mouth and not showing pussy in pics. PLAYBOY: Say a little more about the hanging-out-in-bed-with-girlfriends part. MCCAIN: Watch it, mister. My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents’ big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men. Who cares…..pussy pics….or it didn’t happen. SPEAKING OF PLAYBOY – I WAS FEATURED AS ONE OF THEIR CELEB BRACKETS – WITH AS MUCH PUSSY LIP AS MEGHAN MCCAIN’S PLAYBOY HUSTLE – FOLLOW THIS LINK
Selena Gomez has a hot little body that makes me feel like a pervert cuz it looks so young and tight…but that isn’t all that perverted to look at cuz she’s pushing 20…and is the real pervert in the situation cuz she sold her vagina to Bieber when he was underage…and she wasn’t….the kind of shit that would get you or me…or a bunch of the people I know on the sex offender registry arrested….but they are young, rich starlets and untouchable….you see cuz their parents wouldn’t press charges, they are too busy spending their fucking earnings….whore out your kids, it pays. I’m not convinced Gomez slammed Beiber…cuz of his whole homosexuality…maybe they did anal, her with a strap on mold of Usher’s dick, cuz he doesn’t let Justin have anything else, but the real issue is the fact that I’m analyzing their sex life….sometimes I even creep myself out…I figure it’s only fair, payback even, for all the girls I’ve creeped out over the years….. What matters is this body getting out of the hot tub for Springbreak…an overhyped garbage movie the producers are smart enough to let the paparazzi on…..and cast for 12 year old chicks…..it’ll be a huge hit….I hope I get invited to the premiere…going to movies for teen girls is always funny when the parents see you in the back row alone, wearing sunglasses, smiling…… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Apparently Robert Downey Jr made a statement about Hayden Panettiere being the victim of a Child Prostitution ring when she was a kid. You know just another hollywood child dragged into the dark perverted consequence free world of the rich and famous….where pedophiles, addicts and freaks roam free….as the world around them worship them…not knowing how fucked up money can make a motherfucker…. This is what he said…or apparently said…I stopped listening to the story when I read Hayden was a child prostitute…..not cuz I love child prostitutes…but cuz that means she’s got lots of practice in fucking…and coupled with her disability, possibly caused by her childhood sex ring trauma, you know shit stunted her growth….she’s all of a sudden far more fun to me…albeit damaged…but all bitches are damaged! Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!) She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad? Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE” (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it. It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez. What it comes down to is that we all need to do what we gotta do to get a head…even if that means taking producers in our mouth and/or child vaginas… Either way….good story….who cares….it doesn’t matter….hollywood is fucked, rich people are fucked…we’re all fucked. I have no exclusive on this….I just have old bikini pics of her and her mom… And her and her Russian monster cock she used to fuck….
