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Ursula Karven in German Playboy of the Day

Ursula Karven is some German actor who I don’t know anything about other than that she’s got a great fucking ass….and good tits too….and she’s showing them off for April’s Playboy Germany….and that she’s a mom of two pushing 50 who had a 4 year old drown in Tommy Lee’s pool….maybe I know all there is to know about her… I also know that this kind of woman shouldn’t exist, she is that good….so good that it makes me wonder if this was all part of Hilter’s master Aryan race plan, was his goal to get rid of the ugly chicks so all Germans looked and aged like this, is she a product of his Aryan race lab project 20 years after the war ended…cuz she’s gotta be genetically modified…. I just don’t have those answers, and I don’t think genocide is the right, but maybe he was onto something, cuz the world would be a better place if all women looked liked this…something even those affected by World War II can’t deny. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Hendricks Fat Chick in Blackbook Magazine of the Day

Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something…. Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee…. Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…

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Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnant Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post these Kirstin Cavallari pics….which is probably a good thing…because she’s pregnant and no one wants to see a pregnant chick in a bikini…at least not for masturbation reasons…unless you’re weird…or a pussy pretending your wife is this beautiful creature carrying your spawn inside her like some kind of loyal vessel who is really just in it for herself… ….not to mention Cavallari is a total nobody….sure we know her name, at least some of us do, but we’d rather not, cuz she’s a worthless piece of reality show garbage that couldn’t make it on her own…you know at her peak of bratty, spoiled delusional cunt….before crawling back to MTVbegging for work to feel like she mattered….only to have the show cancelled that year…cuz she sucks so fucking bad….or maybe all those years of me begging for it to be cancelled paid off cuz I felt it ruined the minds of the youth and I care about the youth as the youth are the future pussies I plan on trying to fo fuck…. But I can link out to them and that’s just what I am going to do….cuz a bathing suit…even on a pregnant nobody…is still a fucking bathings suit…. To See The Knocked Up Ass in Bathing Suit Pics – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnant Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnant Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post these Kirstin Cavallari pics….which is probably a good thing…because she’s pregnant and no one wants to see a pregnant chick in a bikini…at least not for masturbation reasons…unless you’re weird…or a pussy pretending your wife is this beautiful creature carrying your spawn inside her like some kind of loyal vessel who is really just in it for herself… ….not to mention Cavallari is a total nobody….sure we know her name, at least some of us do, but we’d rather not, cuz she’s a worthless piece of reality show garbage that couldn’t make it on her own…you know at her peak of bratty, spoiled delusional cunt….before crawling back to MTVbegging for work to feel like she mattered….only to have the show cancelled that year…cuz she sucks so fucking bad….or maybe all those years of me begging for it to be cancelled paid off cuz I felt it ruined the minds of the youth and I care about the youth as the youth are the future pussies I plan on trying to fo fuck…. But I can link out to them and that’s just what I am going to do….cuz a bathing suit…even on a pregnant nobody…is still a fucking bathings suit…. To See The Knocked Up Ass in Bathing Suit Pics – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies….. She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it….. Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

Rihanna Takes Her Nipples Out to Eat of the Day

Rihanna is such a wild a crazy girl….one who understands that the nipple is not meant to be hidden…especially when trying to differentiate herself for her old self who was some poptart shit…before getting beat up by a dude made her hard….I mean at least that’s what she wants us to believe…when I think she figured it all out at 14 when she became a prostitute for rich tourists in Barbados, the same tourists who made her career in America…cuz trust me there are girls who can actually sing in the islands there is no reason this daughter of a garbage man even the locals looked down on, would become this radio fucking hit maker she is now…..but I guess what it comes down to is that we are all fucking whores….and at least this whore embraces it and shows her fucking nipples for the world to stare at cuz really we deserve it for being force fed her shitty music every where we go….so thanks Rihanna for your whore roots and charitable contribution to the public that made you this machine you never were meant to be…..cuz you were destined to work the resort kitchen bitch, singing in church on Sundays….and you know it….. Why I’m directing a post to Rihanna like that high school drop out knows how to read is beyond me… Here’s the video with fake british accent paparazzi broadcaster….to make the whole experience more complete… TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katrina Bowden Bikini Top for a Shitty Spring Break Party of the Day

It is spring break and I missed it because I was in bed dying of AIDS or a cold, but more importantly, cuz I hate Florida and Cancun, as trashy as I am, I have no interest wasting my time to go Van Wilder, you know giving out herpes to passed out slutty coeds like it was my job, which I like to think it is my job, since I don’t actually have a job….in either of those places…since both those places represent hell to me…throw in dumpy Jersey Shore loving 21 year olds, and it makes it fucking worse…cuz either I’m old, or I just don’t have patience for retarded bitches, there’s just too much hate in my soul, boiling up in my blood, to just go with it…even if sex is the end result….I get angry too easily….especially at shitty girls….you know the real idiot kind…. But this bitch Katrina Bowden who I’ve Posted Her in a Bikini Before doesn’t seem to mind it, probably cuz she’s getting paid to be there, and she’s wearing a bikini top, and it’s so fucking exciting, I think I just shit myself….

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Katrina Bowden Bikini Top for a Shitty Spring Break Party of the Day

Naked Protest for International Women’s Day of the Day

It is international women’s day and as someone who celebrate women and their sex organs on a daily basis, I figured I might as well celebrate women who are naked postesting, cuz that’s the only kind of protesting I care about, especially when the protestors are women trying to make a point, cuz I’ll always listen when tits are exposed…. The shortest demonstration of FEMEN was in Istanbul Ukrainian FEMEN activists were taken into custody earlier today when they attempted to stage their trademark nude demonstration in Istanbul. The demonstration was aimed at drawing attention to violence against women and was specifically designed to take place on March 8 International Women’s Day. The FEMEN members fought back when the police tried to intervene but were taken into custody. It’s always those fucking Ukrainian bitches making a big deal about throwing acid on bitches to keep them under veils….just let nature take it’s course people….Via Jon Turk

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Naked Protest for International Women’s Day of the Day

Kayley Cuoco’s Big Booty Creeper Pics of the Day

I only like paparazzi pics when they feel like paparazzi pics…and by feeling like papaprazzi pics I mean feel like peeping tom pics…cuz the whole industry is such a pile of fucking shit and with the digi cam and cellphone camera taking over….and the fact that all these idiot celebs want to be on the sites and in the mags…they stage the pussy flashes and tit slips and a good old fashioned, unwanted pic, the kind that killed Princess Diana just doesn’t happen….You know when the paparazzi get a bitch as she’s shitting in a field on a road trip…like shit scandals are made of… So this is as close as we’re getting to that today…creeper through the fence, big ass in tight pants, the John Ritter killer edition. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jordan Katie Price Modeling Her Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is always Hysterical in her ridiculousness that I appreciate for mor than the fact that she looks like a fucking tranny now, because I’ve been watching her and her ridiculous tits all these years, sacrifice any integrity or self respect, in a go big or go home kind of way that she took fucking literally….and now she’s a billionaire who looks like this, shamelessly promoting bullshit, and you know what…I love it….From her Sex Tapes to her ridiculousness….she deserves all she’s got….from being awesome…even if she looks like a fucking tranny now…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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