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Jessie Andrews Teen Pornstar Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessie Andrews is some Miami trash 19 year old who made the wise choice to get into porn instead of doing something of value with her life…cuz i guess she heard the money was good and the male attention was even better. She’s getting tons of press as the new Sasha Grey….which I am sure is feeding her ego…when all that really matters is that she gets fucked on camera, is 19 and pretty much virginal in the porn scene. Now I hate pornstars, but the hipsters are loving her, she’s been in VICE and now Terry Richardson is shooting her… But I think she only is worth looking at when fucking, and even that isn’t that great…she’s only in it cuz she’s 19 and personally I like my 19 year olds less washed up and into being porn….you know more 19 and into being sluts strictly for me….I’ve been there and it’s better… Seriously…Her porn isn’t that good and I hate young girls that are all into this scene…I prefer them when they are jus sluts and not being paid for it…she’s all hype…and so are these pics for Terry Richardson…she’s a fucking porn bitch…why the fuck does she have underwear on….and more importantly why isn’t she getting fucked in this shit. Overrated cunt. Literally.

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Jessie Andrews Teen Pornstar Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Gaby Ramirez from Playboy Mexico’s Twitpics of the Day

Her name is Gaby Ramirez, I don’t think she really matters in anyway other than that she did PLAYBOY MEXICO AND SHOWED OFF HER FAKE TITS because Fake tits are often celebrated as an accomplishment despite anyone, even your mom, having the ability to get herself fake tits, making her as busty and amazing as Gaby Ramirez all thanks to not even that modern technology…..in what I think should be celebrated only to make other girls get fake tits, since sleeping with a set of fake tits recently…I’ve learned are fun to man handle in all their firmness and hot shape….which means a lot coming from me cuz for the longest time, I liked my titties natural and sloppy….I guess we all have to switch it up sometimes…. Either way, here are her twitpics, hardly naked enough.

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Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Paz dela Heurta for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am a fan of Paz dela Huerta….from her EXPOSED ASSHOLE IN A PHOTOSHOOT ….to all her nudity on Boardwalk Empire before getting fired that I’ve posted….to all the other nudity she’s been involved with all these one year that I’ve posted…because she’s just that girl who always looks drunk or high, unshowered, and like she’d be masturbating in the corner at some hipster party while her best friend ate her out and her gay friend put his dick in her mouth cuz they are so innovative, avant garde, and hip… THat’s why these pics of her at Terry Richardson’s after party, flashing tit and ass for the fun of it, you know to be that wild naked girl at the party, wasted….are so amazing….expected….obvious….but amazing…

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Stephanie Seymour in V Magazine of the Day

I know that Stephanie Seymour is a shameless bitch who prances around in her bikini like she didn’t break up Guns N Roses….all in her 50s but still capable of giving her gay son a boner….. BECAUSE I DOCUMENT HER BIKINI PICS ….. But V MAGAZINE did a shoot with her and they got her topless for fashion…something that I doubt was overly challenging…you know since she got naked at her prime and as women age they become a little less conservative….especially when eager for attention….but she looks hot…..or at least substantially better than when the paparazzi get pics of her…

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Sheryl Crow Bikini Pics of the Day

I hate that I just posted a clip of a girl running her mouth off for E!News to lead into the Sheryl Crow bikini pics, because the paparazzi company who owns the rights to the pics, wants to sue me and I had no fucking options people, I am doing my best to archive every single bikini that happens, even on ripped stomached, manly menopausal 50 year olds who I didn’t find hot when she was at her peak in the 90s…and who I sure as hell don’t find hot now…..what it comes down to is only 50 year old women care about seeing 50 year old women in bikinis…. While the real joke in all this is the fucking spic Liz Hernandez showing off some cleavage in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress, reading her script like a 5 year old, making outrageous assumptions claims, with useless banter that just doesn’t fucking matter or even hold any purpose other than being noise while pretending to be reporting news…. Saying things like “chasing after her kids surely keeps her fab physique in check” coupled with all the puns, cliches, nonsense they report to the trailer park moms just made my fucking brain explode….this people at E! are the devil…and Liz Hernandez bitch needs to be raped on her way out of the studio to teach her a fucking less… TO SEE THE SHERYL CROW BIKINI PICS

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Chelsea Hart Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Chelsea Hart is in her bikini, paying for staged paparazzi pics for the same reason she got her big fake tits….attention…. She’s more than just some bitch with fat cellulite thighs and fat implant tits wating fat ice cream on the beach in a bikini for the paparazzi she’s paying…. She’s also totally non-existent on the internet…unless this CHELSEA HART is her….but the whole being a memorial page makes me think it isn’t…see cuz this bitch may be non existent but she sure as hell isn’t dead… EIther way….Bikini pics are bikini pics…so she’s got the right idea on how to get herself out there…probably wasn’t too hard to figure out…from nobody to bikini clad nobody a few more people noticed…all in an afternoon….this one’s a hard worker….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mariah Carey Avoiding Upskirts for Charity of the Day

I think the public service in all this is that bitch was trying to prevent an upskirt…because as much as I love upskirt on even the most battered pussy…I don’t think the general public can handle the kind of crazy going on in this fat baby making older box….but as someone with heart disease and who is going to die from heart disease…I should be more positive about her chairty and focused less on her awkward pussy cover up…

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Megan Fox Does Miami Magazine of the Day

Megan Fox is making big moves….I mean she just did Miami Magazine…which is huge…in some circles it is known as the more high profile Vogue….mainly in Miami…by the publisher of the magazine…who can’t admit it is a pile of shit that no one reads…cuz that would work against running ad deals… What it comes down to is that I’m just posting this to laugh at her fall from the celebrity hot pussy top….taking any bottom feeding shoot offered to her…can’t wait til she hit rock bottom…then maybe I’ll be able to convince her to do a shoot with my camera phone for a bag of meth… Good times knowing all good things come to an end…this is funny….next time she’s crying for attention, she should be more naked…

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Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans… The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing… Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits…. It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched… Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl… Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

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