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Sara Jean Underwood Greased Up Hard Body of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits…. See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit…. The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable… TO SEE A GALLERY OF HER HOT NAKED PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Fat Nerdy Dude From Project X’s Did Porn of the Day

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His name is Jonathan Daniel Brown….and I guess before being in Project X the American Pie for this generation…with a storyline that reads like this: 3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads. He’s the fat nerdy guy….who was in a Bangbros movie prior to his new found fame….and I have had the unfortunate, yet entertaining opportunity to see a clip of it….and even upload it for you to see it…cuz knowing what a dude in your new favorite movie’s dick look like may not change lives, or ruin lives, or even make life better…but it’s entertaining….and that’s really what we’re here for…. If you want to see a FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Faces of Now by Hedi Slimane for V Mag of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hedi Slimane is some fashion designer….this is some feature he did called the faces of now for V Magazine….but all I notice is titties…all I ever notice is titties…especially from V Magazine a magazine that always brings the fucking tits…cuz tits are very fashionable….except when they are on this site…that’s when people categorize them as porn…even if it is all high concept and artistic….and other people are making millions off them… I’m such a bottom feeder…literally…I love sucking a good asshole after I’ve washed it with vaginal juice… Shit, I’m Jesus Martinez , have you read that guys smut? Now you have.

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Doutzen Kroes Abs on Photoshoot Set of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Doutzen Kroes putting a pic up on twitter of some Victoria Secret photoshoot bullshit that bores me because Victoria’s Secret sucks, has no real concept, and bores me since it is all the fucking same all the fucking time…what I do like about it are the models who are part of the shit because they are hot bodied and hat’s really what matters in life….I mean her hard stomach looks like I could chip a fucking tooth, if I still had my teeth on it, that to me is something all girls should have, that doughy fucking sloppy stomach shit is for moms and fat chicks and not for me…so do your fucking sit ups girls…one day you too can be a Victoria’s Secret model, or worst case, a body that will make dudes happy to fuck…which should be every girl’s ambition.

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Christina Hendricks Tit in V Magazine’s Sports Issue

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Christina Hendricks has no business being in any Sports Issue, unless her sport is beeing the beer bellied fan who writes the team’s name on her fucking chest! But the good news is that she didn’t lie, cuz I hate when lies, they hurt me at my core…..and she chose archery as her sport, something totally non athletic that requires some upper body strength, something we all know she’s got cuz she’s gotta carry around them sloppy tits all day….sloppy tits I don’t mind staring at and that I wouldn’t mind masturbating on.

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Adrienne Baillon Pussy Flash of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an amazing example of a girl trying to make herself famous…because she gets straight to the fucking point and there is absolutely no fucking around….seriously… I know I say I don’t know who a bitch is and most of the time I mean it….but it is really just me being lazy about trying to think about where I’ve heard the name before….but I can say with confidence I have never heard of this girl….but wish I had…cuz if she was so eager to get famous….maybe she’d sit on my face to rename this site “Adrienne Baillon’s Home of Other Girl’s TIts and my Occassional Pussy Flash”…. Seriously, no panties, vagina out, at the press wall for some bullshit…. This is fucking golden…. But then again, I like seeing every girl’s pussy. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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Hot Aussie Girls In Their Underwear of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate to be an asshole to some DJ who has the ability to lure a decent amount of pretty decent looking girls to run around and play around in their underwear…..but I’m so not feeling this song at all…..maybe I’m old, maybe I don’t get it, maybe I’m just too fast on the mute button trigger finger…..but I believe that getting hot young girls half naked makes hits….so shitty song or not….it doesn’t matter…cuz I watched it…and I’ll probably watch it again…it’s good foreplay for masturbation…you know if these are just everyday girls who want to be in a music viddeo acting like strippers and not actual strippers…I have serious hope for the younger generation…so much hope I’m gonna start trying to hang out with them…

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Anais Pouliot Nipples for Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As a dude who loves fucking girls up the ass…for a few reasons from it being the only way I feel penetration with my small dick….as well as being the only way for the girl to feel my penetration….to it being the most fun contraceptive…cuz who want’s babies….to it allowing me to live out my priest and/or greek and/or prison fantasies without being a homo….coupled with the higher risk of contracting HIV…along with the fact that it makes girls feel like dirty whores…unless they are under 25…in which case every single one of them that I’ve met seem to love it….it is only natural for me to love girls named anus. She’s from Montreal…I’ve never met her….which is too bad…since she’s getting famous in the model world…and since I only want to fuck girls with modeling contracts….as well as the fact that if her name is anus she’s gotta be into anus…otherwise this whole thing would be a fucking lie….and I hate lies…

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Jordan Carver Ridicu-tits for Zoo of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker… I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page…. Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with… Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?

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Jennifer Lopez Dykes Out For V Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is disturbing…but maybe that’s just cuz I like my moms of twins in their 40s to be keeping their boxing classes to their fucking selves and for their private trainer they have hired to pretty much double as their male prostitutes while the husband is at work….See I don’t mind fit girls, if anything I love it, not quite as much as weak, eating disorder girls who are unable to run from mee but anything that isn’t fat, sloppy or chubby, or untoned is good, even if it can kick my ass…except when it is J.Lo rocking Menopause and what looks like a tranny dick….doesn’t work for me…but maybe that’s just cuz I hate J.Lo..or maybe it is cuz I hate Tranny dick…that shit is always filled with AIDS, deep rooted issues, and makes me feel like a fag when sucking on its tits…huh? exactly. Either way, here’s J.Lo in her diaper/menstrual belt for the weirdos into that kind of thing, while I go watch amateur porn to cleanse my soul from the damage this would have done if I wasn’t desensitized to all things evil the internet has to offer.

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