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Nicki Minaj is Blue in Vogue of the Day

Nicki Minaj is so contemporary….She’s painted herself for Vogue like she was in Avatar…fucking innovation right here motherfuckers….even if her innovation forces the public to realize despite being full of shit, she’s not actually brown…or as you americans call it black. Sure her parents may be of African decent so she claims for rap legitimacy like Drake….but she’s whiter than Gaga…as white a suburban mall….as white a professional acting classes to be like Angelina…white….doing photoshoots like you’re in Avatar…white….nothing about her is original, urban, or inspiring… Except maybe her big tits but those come with a weight problem….and what it comes down to is that she looks best in this video…..

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Gisele is In a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ramona Singer in her Bikini of the Day

Ramona Singer is some Real Housewife of who the fuck cares….that we just want to board a plane with the rest of the Real Housewives of it doesn’t matter just make sure those cunts are on the plane so tha we can crash the fucking thing in the ocean….Meaning they are the worst concept for a show I can think of, you know rich tacky twats complaining about nonsense problems that aren’t real problems…while the poor trash of the world watch…It’s fucking twised if you really think about it…but not nearly as twisted as looking at her bikini body…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ramona Singer in her Bikini of the Day

Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

She’s a Canadian model who I have never had sit on my face or even finger bang when passed out in the back of the maple syrup van on the way to the igloo….because I haven’t met her….I haven’t even heard of her before today…which is so weird since everyone in Canada are friends…in what makes for a life like living in a kid’s show….only with a few less pedophiles..But I have seen her naked in this photoshoot and she’s fucking awesome…I should make her my wife before she gets all famous and hasn’t got the time of day for me…which I think may have already happened…but I’m too sensitive to look…I don’t think my fragile soul can take more rejection especially not for a bitch making heart gang sings over heart painted nipples….

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Audrina Patridge Lives and Her Fake Tits are in a Purple Dress of the Day

Audrina Patridge got work! If that’s not important news I don’t know what is…I mean based on CNN covering the Whitney Death like it was a fucking war or natural disaster….I would have just assumed they’d push some real stories aside to let the world know half retard face Audrina, who everyone who knew she existed thought was gonna take her earnings from a shit show we’ve all forgotten, spend it all and end up stripper with the fake tits her dad bought her in order to get famous, or as a back up plan to pay her bills when he died, is promoting some men’s fragrence in Vegas….Big fucking news that would be better news is there was some scandal or nudity involved….

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Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own… I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

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Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own… I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

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Christ Brown Partying with Stripper Ass of the Day

We have learned one thing from Chris Brown….who I like to call Christ Brown because he had the chance to punch Rihanna in the face and took it…while we just say we would punch her in the face if we met her…when really most of us would revert to groupie mode and try to make her our friend….. Is that everyone is a fucking liar and full of fucking shit…that they all get passionate when he beat the bitch and went off about how evil he is for beating the bitch…but after a couple years girls are instead wishing Chris Brown was beating them…. He’s paved the way for women beaters everywhere….he proves that women beaters can be the icons they are meant to be….he proves that women beating is part of our heritage and at our core both men and women know that is what we’re supposed to do….it’s just social formalities and laws prevent us from doing it….all oppressive……that or the public collectively hates Rihanna too and think he’s some kind of war hero for taking one for the team… Who cares….he’s into dumpy women….whether he beats them or not….groupie women would let him beat them…he’s still money making and award winning….and bringing this stripper back to his hotel room for an after party…he’s got it all figured out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Tongue on Twitter of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue with some cleavage for those of you who are the kind of guy you find exposing yourself to young girls in the park, at the school yard, or on public transit…because looking at Miley’s tongue and getting turned on by it cuz of all the naughty things her 20 year old slutty mouth can do to you….from licking your genitals…to liking your load off her chin and titties….leaing me to think that sometimes a girl showing tongue is a good thing….

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Boob Puppets is My New Favorite Thing of the Day

I have been talking about Vagina puppets for a long time..because dressing your pussy up with eyes into it’s own personality and developing your own character with it as you make it talk by pulling your lips apart…makes for good entertainment and more importantly good artistic release… Well apparently the PG verson of Vagina puppets is titty puppets and here are some of the pics….for you to use to encourage your girl to have a little fun with her tits….because it is the gateway body puppetry to vagina puppetry….awesome.

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