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Belen Rodriguez in the Weirdest Underwear I’ve ever Seen of the DAy

I don’t know anything about Belen Rodriguez, I did a post on her GREAT TITS FOR SOME MAGAZINEZ back in 2007….but I can’t keep track of every bitch I post pictures of…I’m too much of a crackhead drunk for that….but what I can do is say she’s wearing the weirdest fucking underwear I have ever fucking seen and I’ve seen my fair share of weird underwear…this shit must be strapped around her shoulders like some underwear overalls….because it’s the only thing that makes sense and I’ve decided my new favorite hobby is awkwardly staring at a bitch’s panties trying to figure out what the fuck’s going on with them….it’s even better than trying to take them off with my mouth….because I’m always scared my computer screen is gonna electrocute me when I do that… TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is funny named hot bodied Behati Prinsloo….a Victoria’s Secret immigrant model they likey kidnapped and pay by showing her videos of her family with burlap sacks over their heads ready to be murdered if she doesn’t walk to runway or do an instore appearace…cuz it’s a billion dollar empire that can’t afford to have one model fall off track…. She’s on the beach in a bikini and doesn’t really need much else said abou her…cuz she’s pretty substantial on her own…

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Jojo Levesque Shitty Thong Slip of the Day

These are probably the dumbest pictures I’ve posted to date….and I’ve posted a lot of dumb fucking pictures… Jojo Levesque….who at one point in her career was considered Jailbait…something I never understood…cuz just being 16 doesn’t make a bitch hot to me…but to Americans even the pussy that seems more like the beast you use bait to catch than the bait…you know unattractive, thick and acting all gutter…she’s considered hot until she turns 18….which happened and lead to her banging black dudes, to guys realizing they were crazy to find her hot like her 18th birthday sobered them up and removed the beer goggles…which lead to her falling off the map, forgotten… The story doesn’t end there…all of a sudden she decides it is comeback tour time so she’s hitting all the malls in America to promote her album to those who still remember her…and when she was at one of these promo events….for Valentines Day…her underwear poked out of the top of her jeans…someone posted it…and other people responded excitedly…confusing the fuck out of me…cuz Jojo is at the stage of her career that people only notice her when her staged leadked pussy pics are released and even then we’re only watching to see what damage all the black guys she fucked did the last decade she hasn’t existed… Underwear waistband doesn’t deserve this much attention….ridiculous… I am more into this video titled Valentine’s Day Greeting for Jojo and Timo….probably better than Jojo’s Valentines Day performance…

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Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in March 2012 Allure Covershoot of the Day

Here is Kim Kardashian for her MARCH 2012 ALLURE COVER SHOOT …..Fuck she’s the worst.. She talks like Paris Hilton…in a way that makes me want to punch her in her ethnic monster face…… What we learned about Kim Kardashian in this video….other than that she’s got big tits and manages to squeeze her dumpy body with smoke and mirrors into looking kinda worth fucking…..even though I think everything is worth fucking is: -She loves “Mixing like High Fashion with Low Fashion”…. -That she’s “Kinda a mix”… -That she’s “Armenian and needs all the help she can gets”….. -That she feels the most beautiful “In full hair and make-up”…. Awesome….insight into her life changing…nobel peace prize deserving…vapid cunt world… The highlight in all this other than her tits is that they interviewed the make-up artist who didn’t admit that she used all the movie make up magic … she just played it cool to keep her working in the industry…. Either way….fat tits…good times…. WATCH HER SUCK OFF A BLACK DUDE IN A VIDEO THAT MADE HER FAMOUS ENOUGH TO GET AN ALLURE SHOOT

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Avril Lavigne in FHM Australia of the DAy

Best quote from the article…. I’m a rockstar, fuck it” Sure these pictures aren’t hot….she’s not naked or half naked…which is almost insulting considering where she’s come from, what she’s accomplished and how relevant she currently is…I mean all I see her doing now is fucking Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…and promotion face creams on shitty TV commercials that I always pray end in her getting gangbanged, but never do… She’s a contrived, fake, commercial rocker pushing 30 who dresses 15….but dudes still want to fuck her and here she is in FHM Australia’s March issue.

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Kelly Sotherton Ass for Alfa Romeo of the Day

Her name is Kelly Sotherton, she’s some UK athlete and she’s naked for Alfa Romeo…. Nothing like some jock ass to make me question my sexuality….you know one of those things that really puts me to the test….it really makes me stretch my capabilities as a masturbater….to see if I can actually cum…knowing this is actually a chick….she has to be…she competes in women’s leagues…they test for this shit…..I’m not gay if I get off to this…I’m just approaching that grey area called bi-sexual while not quite hitting it…. In case you are wondering, she is a heptathlete……whatever the fuck that means….to me she’s more of a hermaphrodite….tipping towards the dude side….cuz there are dudes less manly than this…I’m guessing this is some Summer Olympics bullshit…and that she’s pretty talented….and that she’s getting naked for a sponsor….cuz that’s what you do in these obscure sports…they aren’t so lucrative.

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Kate Upton Does Jenna Leigh Lingerie Throwback of the DAy

These pictures are over a year old…but I dont’ think that really matters…they circulating around the internet and I’m posting them cuz she’s wearing a thong…but more importantly cuz I’ve had at least 5 emails hating on Kate Upton by people calling me a see out for posting the SI shit cuz it’s all commercial…despite the fact that Kate Upton, although not toned, has huge teen tits and those fuckers pay her to show them off, a service for all of you to seduce their advertisers, all while I get nothing from nobody, sucking at life on Valentine’s Day….

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Kate Upton Does Jenna Leigh Lingerie Throwback of the DAy

Lauren Graham’s Old Ass in Yoga Pants of the Day

My homeboy at NOTSOMEBODY who is no one special, but who lives in LA, managed to get some of his own iPhone Paparazzi shots of Lauren Graham, the mom you wanted to fuck on Gilmore Girls, you virgin loser weirdo who had no business watching Gilmore Girls, if anything, it’s creepy you know that shit exists, in her yoga pants…showing off her below average mom ass that you probably still want to fuck since anyone who knows who this is, is likely a weird as fuck obesessive compulsive, socially awkward weirdo who thinks he is still married to her from some weirdo ritual he had in the 90s and is making actually her dinner for Valentine’s Day in his shitty weirdo one bedroom basement apartment… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Megalyn Echikunwoke Titties in House of Lies Episode 6 of the Day

There is a show called House of Lies that I’ve never watched, but that is supposed to be the next big thing in bitches getting naked for cable TV…..like this bitch Megalyn Echikunwoke….who didn’t change her name to be more accessibe to white people….but who did get cast to be IN A BIKINI FOR 90210 prior to deciding to be a real actor…and I’m just putting this up because I like tits…but also cuz I like to support Black History Month especially on Valentine’s Day…the day created to take attention away from Black History Month…. even though every black guy I know hates black history month, cuz black history should just be absorbed into American History, andd not be segregated on the Calendar like this was a bus, public washroom, school, water fountain, restaurant, in the 50s…. Either way, Down with Valentine’s Day….Happy Black History Month…

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Jennifer Aniston in a Bra for GQ of the Day

Jennifer Aniston brought her hungry for babies 45 year old uterus to GQ to promote what I assume is a new movie…and I am not complaining because I think Jennifer Aniston’s body is fucking amazing for any age…I saw that movie with Adam Sandler and Brooklyn Decker where they were both in compeitive bikinis and I was more into Aniston….which is saying a lot cuz I Fucking hate Aniston’s face…and everything she fucking stands for….cuz I think she thinks she’s hotter than she is and that always leads to serious cunt behavior…that for some reason never matters when half naked…but always matters when forced to look at her clothed…making this a borderline acceptable way to take this trashy cunt even though she’s greek and probably sticks to anal in…..Thanks GQ for the good times…next time get her pantsless and spread eagled….keep up the good work….

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