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Kelly Brook in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped ….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

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Arianny Celeste for Some Magazine Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch UFC so I never really bothered caring about ARIANNY CELESTE , even though she has a rocking body….but then I saw her in COMPLEX MAGAZINE last week and was hooked….See before I just wrote her off as the equivalent of an import car model…you know young slutty trash who get half naked for some money all in efforts to feel like they are Pam Anderson or some shit…one of those too many of those sluts to notice…but then I realized that’s exactly why I should like her…a piece of trash who feels like she made it…and who apparently has made it thanks to men’s love for watching half naked men grind each other in cages….but if UFC never took off, she’d be fucking some drug dealer who drives her to the stripclub remembering the glory days of when cheesy mainstream events used to pay her to be in her bra and not dirty old men giving her 10 dollars a song….something she doesn’t have to worry about…she’s set…the next big thing in girls who get half naked….and here she in in NUTS looking big titted and at the top of her fucking game….this is way better than sucking all those dicks she sucked to move from working half naked at a Casino to working half naked for the world….

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Beyonce’s Post Pregnancy Body Debut of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Big News…..and I’m not just saying that cuz it is black history month…and I am not just saying it cuz Beyonce’s all fat and big milk filled titty…I am saying it cuz the media is posting these pics of Beyonce’s big body debut post birthing…and I say who fucking cares…. I just don’t get celebrity gossip….do people email this around like she’s an old friend….you know do they talk about it at the office around the water cooler because they have no life, friend, interests, depth, personality… I mean haven’t we given her enough fucking love, we made her rich by listening to her music, buying her music, and going to her concerts….despite her Delusions that she’s actually the one giving us the gift of her voice by making us pay for her shit…. What I’m trying to say is fuck this noise….and by noise I mean the cracking of the ground beneath her fat fucking feet. I hate this bitch. She’s the devil. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say…. Have Good Parents. Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

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I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say…. Have Good Parents. Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

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Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….

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Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….

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Selena Gomez “SEX OFFENDER” Performing in Brazil of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Life’s unfair…most of the sex offenders I know can’t leave the country…or get jobs working in their field of choice…like being camp councillors, bus drivers, school teachers…..but Selena Gomez does it and she sells out stadiums… The only problem with waching Videos of Selena Gomez’s tight 15 year old body on a 19 year old who rapes underage boys…is that we have to listen to her garbage noises that come out of her fucking mouth…. She’s in brazil, she was in a bikini yesterday, ad I guess this is the reason why….to be pantsless on stage….like some hispanic beauty pageant in the back of a mexican restaurant costume…good times… Here she is from another angle showing off her low budget special effects for the perverts…..

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Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski , some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

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Kelly Brook for Tits in Leather for Heavy Metal of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times…. Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us…. I prefer her ritualistic nude performing art photoshoots where she smears her miscarriage/abortion all over herself …because she decided to take a step back from having a family for critical roles like Heavy Metal…and playing on the beach with her fat ass that might as well be a mom of 12….

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