Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….
The craziest, most unstable girls I know are Jewish. I don’t know if it is a cultural thing, a bi-product of being rich and spoiled, or if it has something to do with the holocaust, but for some reason the biggest, out for themselves, bratty cunts I know are Jewish…. They are all guilt ridden about being bad jews….or living a life the community will deem not ideal all while letting me fuck the up the ass without a condom when they are engaged to good Jewish boys who are sitting at home planning the wedding and investing in their future kids college fund day traing….cuz no one is ever ready for the miserable, yet picture perfect futures their controlling families have planned for them….. All are self serving, with nothing but self interest, walking all over everyone they encounter….in a spoiled child way….I figure they have this power cuz they know they’ll always find a husband, cuz Jewish guys only marry Jewish girls and decent looking Jewish girls are not easy to find…even the ugly jewish girls get married…. It’s like he husbands are used to jewish cunt insane behavior cuz their moms are Jewish too and act the same way….and they really don’t mind settling with lying, cheating whores, because they know they’re going to lie and cheat as soon as the wife gets pregnant, ideally with french girls, cuz they take it up the ass on the first date, while their wife’s only take it up the ass for grimey low life fucking bloggers…and that the marriage is all for show…to make grandma holocaust survivor happy before she dies…you know cuz she worked so hard to give you the life you have…. So it only makes sense that Tila Tequila a money grubbing, self involved, spoiled cunt who is totally nuts would convert….and more importanlty that the jewish people will embrace her for the nutcase she is, because she’s been one of them, but more importantly because she’s been on TV and that’s a good story to tell at temple when bragging about your son’s new fiance….because all that matters is that she can pump out some jew baby…. Here he is showing off her jew implants on a jew beach in jew Miami like the jew that she is. TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing…. Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…
I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…
I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life….. Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her…. The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!! Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious… On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…
Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….
I’m so advanced at this internet shit….that way back on January 4th, 2012, I POSTED THE IRINA SHAYK ESQUIRE PICS …It’s like I’m a fucking profit or some shit that people need to start following for redemption when the end of the world comes this december…Motherfuckers, I got my finger on the pulse of this shit and I don’t even give a shit about this shit….there’s tons of real life hot pussy I’d rather be focusing on, making fun of, endorsing….cuz real life hot pussy puts out…while Irina Shayk only fucks those who help her russian whore ass get ahead….
When you run a whole bunch of digital filters on an ugly bitch in picture…to the point where she doesn’t look like herself…but instead like an old picture you found in a puddle of piss in the corner of your basement…all weathered and faceless….just a mystery girl wearing a pair of thigh highs that you can almost jerk off to just trying to imagine the story behind the picture….imagining where she is now, or what she was doing posing like that in the 1940s, whether she was like an Anne Frank killed in the war, or if she went on to hollywood….maybe what year she died, or how many times she got fucked or if she took it up the ass….and the whole thing almost becomes romantic masturbation fodder….until you realize it’s just bad face Tisdale slutting out for attention after running tons of filters on her picture to make her more palatable…..and you know what…I’m into any bitch acting slutty for a camera…hot faced or not….
Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….
She’s some bitch who was on The Bachelor…who gives a fuck…her entire career has been based on the Bachelor…and aspiring actress or not…her entire IMDB is Bachelor related…making me realize she’s nothing but a bottom feeder and bikini pics of a bottom feeder just piss me off as I expect more commitment to their quest to be famous…ideally via nudity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
