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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate… I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch…. Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk… Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

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Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and

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Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and

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Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

AVN 2012 Red Carpet Pictures of the Day

If you don’t read this site, you won’t know that a few photographers were supposed to link up with me in Vegas and none actually did…So I gave my press pass to a dude named Jose who looked pretty serious about his pictures…in exchange for the right to use his pictures….and this is what he sent me…. It coulda gone either way, he coulda told me to fuck off, he coulda just disappeared, but I’m glad to report…I made the right choice…Jose is a man of his word! Now lets hope I get to more events this year…I think it’s good for my soul…. My favorite part of the event wasn’t the glamour parties in every Vegas club…It wasn’t even the award show…it was just being in the hotel with all these amazing people…while the adult conference was going on….Genius… Biggest regret…Not meeting up with Chyna, Not making Dave Navarro let me smell his fingers, Not watching porn stars fuck in their rooms, not lying to aspiring pornstars about getting the famous…and not passing out drunk inside a pornstar…but vegas is so nuts…what did go down was life changing….

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Sofia Vergara’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

The greatest thing about Sofia Vergara isn’t the accent she plays up to be typecast as the hot latina mom. It’s not her back story of drug cartels in Colombia tricking hollywood to support her career choices…to escape death…it is not the fact that she’s old, or that she’s probably had an outrageous amount of dick in getting by those years as a young single mother…it isn’t the fact that she’s tricked hollywood into caring about her, or laughing at her jokes…it is one hundred percent…her tits. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now the half naked body for Nordstrom…I’m running off no sleep the past week…so that’s really all I have to say about that…I mean other than the obvious I want to get her pregnant with my tongue….bullshit…that I know you all are feeling too….I blame her young fresh look I’m not used to…see the women I currently try to get pregnant with my tongue have pussies that taste of asshole and look like a pile of rotting meat….

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Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Love Scene of the Day

Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit…. I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable… Here she is in a dress…. while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Love Scene of the Day

Cameron Diaz Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….

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Whitney Port Shows Her Nipples in THese Bikini Pics of the Day

There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….

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