Her name is Ashley Johnson…you probably aren’t her fan…you probably don’t even know who she is and I might as well be posting pics of bitches in bikinis you send in from you vacations…..but you dont send in those pics and I’m forced to use paparazzi pics….of people who played Chrissy Seaver on Growing Pains…a role I don’ remember…and either do you…but I guess we have no choice to believe…..that said here she is in a bikini with her kid…showing some middle aged mom body…good times…
Here’s pregnant 35 year old Elsa Pataky looking hot in a bikini – she’s married to some actor who played Thor and prior to him she dated Adrien Brody…which I guess was her groupie move to propel her to such great roles as the hot girl in Snakes on a Plane….. Now I normally hate pregnancy for all the obvious reasons, but realize than when the pregnancy is on a fit bitch….and it is her first pregnancy….so I know her body and pussy isn’t ruined…I can appreciate it more than the mother of 3 I met in the bar talking about how she’s been trying to get pregnant with her fourth kid on the 15, 17, 18 of this month…all pig faced and full of cum…
I appreciate that Rihanna is being her own paparazzi….cuz the paparzzi fucking suck and the more these famous bitches promote themselves through hot pics…giving them the smut for free….the happier I am as a guy with a blog…cuz I’m not about to pay a motherfucker for this shit…. I guess what I’m saying here is Thanks Rihanna for being so cool….keep up the half naked pics…cuz they make me happy and it is all about me… But seriously – bitch needs to update her camera – she’s worse than my at taking pics…and she could have all the free cameras she desires…but instead chooses her free phone she got on contract back in barbados or some shit…who cares NOW HERE ARE THE PAPARZZI PICS OF THIS BITCH IN THIS BIKINI
Even when Vanessa Hudgens and her recent weight gain show some cleavage like this was 4 years ago and she was still jailbait on some Disney show taking nude pics of herself to rebel, or to cause scandal, or accidentally, which I doubt…cuz these idiots have so many handlers, it is impossible to slip something like that past them…..I find her boring….but for some weird reason I call being pathetic….I post them anyway…
I don’t know what this photoshoot of Kelly Brook showing half nipples or ass in sheer dresses is from or what it is all about…but I do know she looks better Covered in Lipstick, or Miscarriage, or Period, While Her Vagina Sticks Her Tongue Out at Us ….. That’s all I havee to say about this busy, useless, old, tired finally getting noticed bitch…..
Soccer girlfriend Irina Shayk is in some ad campaign for some company that isn’t paying me to post her cleavage…..but is likely paying her because she’s a big model now and not the mail order bride she was destined to be provided their was no fall to the iron curtain…seriously, she’s got sex trade written all over her, but maybe that’s just because I know she’s used her pussy to get ahead regardless of communism….and that was with some soccer player who is likely gay but can’t let the world know he’s gay cuz the world…especially soccer fans…despite what logic tells us…are the biggest homophobes and that could end bad for him as riots start when the men who jerk off to his skill realize that’s his favorite part of his job and that he likes it…making it all very gay….even though it was gay to begin with…but sometimes pretending it isn’t makes living with yourself easier…especially if you are catholic…..and here are the tits he likely doens’t get much use out of…
Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…
Today is Kate Moss’ 38th birthday…and besides being old as fuck, but still younger than me, and something I want to fuck, she’s still fucking hot… I’ve written on KATE MOSS MANY FUCKING TIMES…. and I just can’t get enough of her…. Maybe it’s the rock and roll life…Maybe it’s the liberal use of her nipples both paid and unpaid like she’s donated them to the world and belongs to the people…maybe it’s the aids I am sure is festering in her pussy thanks to unprotected sex with needle sharers…maybe it’s the cocaine scandal, the getting wasted, the being skinny, the single parent, the fact her kid has a stepfather or the countless other things good about Kate Moss….that inspired me to wish her a happy birthday by posting her best 11 nipple posts I’ve done on her the last 7 years….cuz let’s face it…as much as birthdays are about moving forward, closer to death….they are about looking back at the events that shaped you…unless you’re like me and you have no idea what day your birthday is on….in which case you never try to better your life…you just coast… That said here are the pics… 1 -> Some Tittty From April 2011 for Vogue Paris 2- > Some Kate Moss Topless on the Beach in May 2010 3-> Nude for Vogue Homme in March 2010 4 -> She’s Showing her Actual Pussy and Not Just Nipples in this Shoot 5 -> Her Nipples at a Boat Party 6-> Nipples at a Photoshoot in March 2009…. 7-> a Stole Titty Pic 8- Kate Moss Nipple During the Fat Years back in 2009 9- Kate Moss Hard Nipples and ASs Crack in 2008 10-> Nipples in a 2008 Photoshoot… 11- Diving like an Angel in 2007
These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…
They are saying that these are pictures of Rihanna smoking a blunt, you know to influence all her 12 year old fans that along with loving the smell of sex and chains and whips excite her….she’s also into getting high…a substance proving by conservative christians in the 50s to make a motherfucker go crazy, murder, and lead into psychosis….a substance that has since been proven to not have any negative side effects…making these pics a no – big deal….not to mention Rhianna is black and from the islands…her NOT smoking a blunt would be far more shocking….and none of that matters, what matters is how lazy she is with her work out routine, get high, lay in sun in Hawaii, do obligues…fucking slacker…but at least she’s in leggings.
