As far as I’m concerneed, this is pretty fucking genius….using titties as puppets in a puppet show by dressing them in hats is almost as good as when I make girls I fuck make their pussies talk by spreading their lips…it makes for better conversation than looking at their face….
As far as I’m concerneed, this is pretty fucking genius….using titties as puppets in a puppet show by dressing them in hats is almost as good as when I make girls I fuck make their pussies talk by spreading their lips…it makes for better conversation than looking at their face….
At this level of celebrity, the only nude pics of her that should be reported or posted are the ones of her getting slammed by 7 black dudes back in college….cuz she’s a fucking lie but more importantly a fucking whore, and thus she should be treated accordingly… so let’s not sugar coat this by giving her attention and calling these awkward at best pics of her “nude pics”…cuz sure she’ not in clothes, but they are staged in a way that they are Sesame Street friendly and unless she’s a nun, or someone morbidly obese, there’s no fun to this….Oliva Munn is at the level where she should be showing labia….but instead she’s doing PETA Ads…those vegan fools will take pics of anyone with any level of a fan base….shit… Here’s some pics of this trash promoting her big nude lie….
I am totally uninterested in this bitch Jessie J. But my neighbor shut off my internet access by putting a password on his shit, and these are some of the only pictures I have uploaded ready to post…. I don’t know what she is, or what she does….I do know she normally dresses like a fucking idiot and sometimes dressing like that idiot, includes tight, sheer clothes, but she’s never flashing tit, nipple, pussy or anus, so she’s just another idiot trying to be a popstar, while really just boring the fuck out of everyone…especially the perverts…like me….but here she is in a see through dress anyway….blame technology.
Nicole Scherzinger went on a family vacation in mexico…and by family vacation I mean family portrait cuz I assume this is her riding her mom as her dad guides her so they don’t get lost…women… It’s like she’s living out her interbreeding youth…..and I really don’t know what I’m getting at…I just know she posted her Nazi salute pictures of her on a horse in a bikini top and leggings, and here I am posting it on my site like it fucking matters…all cuz she’s in a bikini….even if I find her an annoying ego that had a few hits and let those hits get to her head and distract her from the reality that she sucks..except maybe for her tight body…that part of her is okay and here it is on display…
Bar Refaeli showed her bikini model vagina ability to get jacked the fuck up with red denim…in a subtle yet period friendly way…. Here she is signing autographs in s dress…If I saw Bar Refaeli in public, the only autograph I’d want from her is her herpes scabs on my dick…you know her vagina lip kiss of death….signed, sealed and delivered either willingly or with force…but I’m needy like that…
Jennifer Love Hewitt I don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t ask the bitch how she got her finger injury, making reference to her shoving fingers in asses of men in order to make them cum, cuz her sloppy body and whining you get a taste of “take your picture, go away” whatever the fuck she was saying, is a fucking turn off….or maybe they coulda gone the lesbian route since bitch can’t find a man, not even a K-Fed to marry her and knock her up…either way, fingerbanging injury bad joke shoulda been said….reminding me that maybe my life calling was to be a paparazzi, creeping on bitches, instead of writing shit about the bad job the people who do it do….if you know what I mean.. THat said, watching girls shop, or watching girls do anything, is always erotic for a voyeur…enjoy…creep.
Taylor Momsen turned out to be some pretty hot pussy….her teenage rebellion led her to dropping out of Hollywood to start some rock and roll band….that she realized did better if she performed in lingerie…like she didn’t give a fuck…giving us something to jerk off to…and I’ve Posted a Ton of Her Smut …. But the good news is that she hasn’t done a Miley and turned all non-slutty and wholesome and toned down while preaching love instead of giving us something to want to fuck as hard as we did when she was illegal…..kinda like her 18th birthday stopped all that hard half naked work cuz there was no point as the scandals wouldn’t get as much reach…. cuz no one gives as much of a fuck about about a slutty teen girl the day she turns 18…. She’s instead started hanging with Jenna Haze….who you can see in various AMAZING PORN CLIPS OF HER BY CLICKING THIS LINK …..and although Jenna Haze is not a huge fan of mine….She got mad when I made fun of her for looking like she shit herself in a bikini , causing issues in my AVN Judging sideline work, thanks to her manager/boyfriend contesting me….I still think she’s one hot, passionate about being a whore, whore…and really that makes these pics…a good thing…hoping to see more of them togeher in Vegas next weeek….
I don’t know what Shakira was winning awards or presenting…and I’m too lazy to look it up…because I am only paying attention since she’s wearing a tight dress, showing off her “small, humble, but can move mountain”-Shakira, tits and the ass she likes to parade around like some kind of south american show girl booty dancing at Carnivale, cuz that South American angle is her hook….making you wonder what drug cartel her father, boyfriend, or Colombian management team was a part of to help her infiltrate the modern world with her songs….because I could use some of that Yay….it’ll likely get me laid…you know since girls love free coke…and will trade their vaginas for it more than you probably know…making that 40 dollar investment can save you 200 dollars on escort fees…not that has anything to do with this whore….but she gets enough attention…it’s time for local cokewhores everywhere to shine….
I love tennis…it is the one sport I can really get into and follow….partially for the excitement level….partially cuz I’m so white collar and classy that country clubs are just what I do…in my Lacoste shirt….but mainly cuz I love the little skirts…the bitches with fit bodies grunting and sweating….while showing off their sweaty panties and hard nipples…It’s really quite decadent…. Apparently it was a windy day at the Australian Tennis Tournament…and Caroline Wozniacki was getting her skirt blown all over the motherfucker, leading to her little booty shorts being exposed while jacked up her vagina, cuz moving around like a tennis bitch does makes fabrics shift unless she was wearing a maxi pad….but no one wears maxi pads anymore..riding the white horse is a thing of the past…new age vagina is all diva cup and tampon filled….way less humiliating than when a bitch would sound like she was wearing a diaper every move she made….