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Salma Hayek’s Big Titties Busting Out of the Day

You know Old Mexican Whore Tits always remind me of my mother. God rest her soul. Like Salma Hayek, she too was a busty Mexican whore, only instead of fucking movie producers, she was fucking asshole white middle to low level management who crossed the border looking for happiness back in the late 60s…. It’s not her fault- she had illegit children to feed….until we were taken away and she died. Wow…..this is a really happy post about tits busting out of Salma Hayek’s mom shirt….

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Emma Stone Boring Legs at Some Event of the Day

I really don’t know what all the rage about Emma Stone is….She doesn’t show her tits….she doesn’t show her ass….to the point that I don’t even know if she’s got an ass or tits…she’s cute at best…but for some reason she’s a fucking it-girl. I think the entertainment industry has wronged us….or at least Emma Stone’s team of handlers and publicists have…cuz fame like this should come via scandal and not from just being a fucking redhead….Either way, she’s at an event, almost as slutty as the time she was at an event SHOWING LEG ….she needs to step it up fast.

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Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

I guess this is step one to nude pics or a sex tape the mom has already scripted – like the rest of her life cuz there’s no way she’ll let her fame die…it makes too much money and feeds too many egos…because the Kardashian’s are garbage…but at least this strain of the disease that is them has longer, thinner, better all american genes…a little more fun to watch than her pig half sisters… Either way, this is going to lead to a very bad place….sit back and enjoy watching…..

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LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too… Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

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Victoria Silvstedt is Amazing on the Beach of the Day

Victoria’s Silvstedt may be a high class escort….living as the mistress to a billionaire…but who the fuck cares…does it really fucking matter how a bitch makes a living or whether she sucks midget dick for a dollar….what we need to focus on is that even though she’s 40 and dresses and acts like she’s still in her 20s posing for Playboy for the first time like it was still the 90s…and she was at the peak of her 5 minutes of fame….she’s still all hard bodied….and hot….and that’s coming from me, someone with a deep hatred for this bitch cuz she tried to sue me…not to mention I hate seeing young hot pussy droop and get sloppy…but for some reason it’s all good with this twat…and that reason stems for her not being fat and always willing to get in a bikini….good times…

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Rita Rusic’s Hot Beach Body of the Day

Old ladies with hot bodies can inspire….to make us believe..they bring us hope that not all the women we end up marrying will end up sloppy and disgusting on the beach when we go on vacation…and that not all the women we end up marry will look humiliating in a bikini and that not all the women we will marry will end up making us lose our sex drive completely cuz even the hot ones fall the fuck apart….before turning to hooker, our secretary, rape, or jerking off to unwholsome shit like our daughter’s 17 year old friends and our family pool party, cuz anything is better than the hell pussy we locked into…if you know what I mean…and that is that I don’t care what plastic surgery went into this…I am just glad it did….

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Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models…. Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit…. So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit… Here’s a shitty close up of some nipple…..

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Lacey Banghard in February’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

I don’t really bother with these UK topless models…who they refer to as “Glamour Models” cuz it sounds better than attention seeking slut with big tits they are willing to show, big hair, big tan, who looks like Jersey Shore, in sex store clothes, hanging with cheesy guys with shitty haircuts, shitty graphic tees, tight jeans and expensive cars…it even sounds better than slut, whore, sex worker…it’s like how tricks refer to themselves as “Escorts”….instead of bitch who takes it up the ass for 200 bucks…. But I should…cuz they get topless and represent eveything that is right in the world…seriously.

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Lacey Banghard in February’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

Anna de Rijk Titties for TAR Magazine of the Day

You know what I like….model pussy….mainly cuz I’m married to a fat chick and models aren’t fat…but also because they get paid stupid money to pose for stupid companies and have some hierarchy within them in regards to who is a top model and who isn’t…having these idiot stylists fighting to book one specific bitch…when the world is filled with even hotter bitches….but also because they are willing to get naked for fashion….and that’s important…cuz otherwise fashion would just be about clothes and clothes are wrong… I’ve seen models in person, they are average at best if you can see past how freakishly tall they are in person….but I camera….they look good…especially when naked or half naked…cuz really for that kind of money that they get paid….I appreciate seeing them degrade themselves a little…or at least share their nipples a bit for it…cuz being naked is a good thing, it’s not cheap or humiliating….even if other jealous bitches think it is…and I like staring….

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LeAnn Rimes Skimpy Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.

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