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Chloe Green’s Still Rich and Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess something Ashley Tisdale has proven time and time again is that money can’t buy good looks….it can buy tans, designer clothes, facelifts, botox, and implants….it can buy chin implants, personal trainers….it can buy mae up artists, creams and potions…..but the key is you gotta actually buy the shit…to make it work…you know invest in it…something this Chloe Green, daughter to some billionaire from the UK, clearly doesn’t do….maybe her daddy needs to increase her allowance or credit card limit…or maybe she’s gotta stop feeling like the queen of the fucking world, able to get by looking like shit, cuz she’s rich and dillusional, since everyone around her sucks her dick to get to her daddy….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you can just look at her in her bikini, cankles and all…cuz I know that’s what I’m doing….

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Victoria’s Secret Exploiting Immigrants and New Years of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.

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Ali Larter Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone told me that there’s actual a movement for what we’ve all been seeing the last 5-10 years…you know where mom’s are dressing in their teen girl’s clothing…especially in rich neighborhoods…you know in the Juicy Couture, Yoga Pants, Uggs…and it is called Peter Pan moms….something that makes me laugh…but that also brings me joy because mom’s holding onto their youth, jealous and competing for male attention with their own daughters, rocking bikinis on beaches, all while having more experience, confidence, eagerness and ability to fuck….coupled with insecurity, yoga bodies, and husbands that make no time for them cuz they are too busy working….and fucking younger women….becuase

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Ashley Tisdale in Some Insane Boots of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….

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Evelina Oboza Ass in Hostel Part III of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I read that the movie Hostel Part III is coming out on DVD on December 27, which makes total sense because as DVD producer, who wants to capitalize on all those annoying Christmas sales, you know where people don’t really put much thought into their gifting, but instead pick up the shittiest thing they can find, like a big Toblerone bar, just to let a motherfucker know you don’t care about them….in the nicest of ways….through presents… Either way, her name is Evelina Oboza, I’ve never heard of her, there’s no real info on her ion the internet other than that she was on Scrubs as the Hot Blonde back in 2006, something I am sure she’s very proud of, I mean before her ass made it into this Hostel bullshit….perfect for the xmas season….to get you in the xmas spirit….thinking of what you’d do to Santa for making you look bad….if he actually existed….who cares.

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Most Boring Winter Bikini Modeling of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…

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LeAnn Rimes Hard Christian Body in a White Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Woww’s a Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jersey Shore trash J.Woww is a bikini model now, and I am pretty ok with it because she has a great body….more importantly she isn’t the troll and this isn’t her signing books that she pretends she wrote…it’s modeling cheesy fucking bikinis….for a company that is probably going to make a fortune now that they brought her on….and the truth is that as shit as Jersey Shore is….she’s the kind of whore, who had implants pre-Jersey shore for a reason….ready to humilate herself in a club, stripclub or porn set to get by, but instead decided to do it on MTV….and there’s nothing wrong with that….as long as you’re the hot one…which apparently this J.Woww is…. Who cares.

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Katie Price’s Crazy Panty Pants of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

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Ashley Tisdale Hiding Her Vagina in Shorts

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..

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