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Candice Swanepoel is a Sexy Ski Bunny of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

V Magazine did a photoshoot with Candice Swanepoel doing some 60′s style ski bunny bullshit that I want to fuck…you know cuz it is the Christmas season….but I would prefer to see her getting fucked by the entire ski school…..or the ski team….or really just a ski pole or even better my dick in a lodge after skiing all drunk and naked in a hot tub….but this will do if you view it as the first scene in your sexual fantasy…you know the gateway to hardcore fucking fantasy….Either way, this needs more half nakedness…

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AnnaLynn McCord Nipple Slip on Set of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Useless Annalynn McCord decided to let her titty bust out of her shirt on set while the paparazzi was conveniently in the right place….because you know those paparazzi are sneaky and by sneak I mean hired by the celebs, production companies, marking departments to get assholes like you and me talking about it like a nipple is a big deal….I am just giving into this because I am bored, lazy and figure a running nip slip in motion…even on shitty tits and monkey faced bitches is worth wasting my time on….it distracts me from what’s important in life…like fucking hot bitches who are turned on by a drunk poor joke of a celebrity blogger because the whole concept of celeb blogging is humiliating especially when no one has ever heard of you……pics….

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Rose McGowan is Beautiful of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rose McGowan I love Rose McGowan’s face. I’ve tried to add her to facebook at least once and she just ignores me…and even if that account isn’t actually her, but of a Russian kid into fan fiction and fantasy….it still hurts me….but not as much as whatever it is she’s doing to her face probably hurts her….not that it’s a bad look, I’m all for puffy faces, some of my best friends have puffy faces, but then again…I spend a lot of time alone and most of my best friends are my wife’s stuffed animal collection…those fuckers just never stop staring at me….sometimes they tell me to do bad things to them….I always feel shame when I’m done and left to clean the cum soaked stuffin…

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Sabrina the Middle Aged Witch’s Neck Waddle of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always hated Sabrina the teenage Witch and the cunt who played her. I never found her hot, never understood why she was on TV and spent my lonely nights I actually watched the shit, looking at Caroline Rhea’s big fat womanly mom tits….and you know when the hot pussy on a show is Caroline Rhea….that the show’s got a shortage of fucking pussy… That said, here’s a “Look at her Now”…Her neck fat so loose, you could titty fuck it….post to keep you…her weird fans….up to date on the disintegration of a bitch you once jerked off to cuz marketing told you to.

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Sofia Vergara in Some See Through Clothes of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is one thing better than leggings on a bitch and that’s see through leggings…you know all stretched out cuz she thinks she’s an X-Small since leggings let even the fattest ass be an X-Small… There is one thing better than leggings on a mom in her 40s, you know that’s dressed like she raided her 15 year old daughter’s closet, almost pathetic to see her holding onto her youth as hard as she cand….and that’s when those leggings are see through… I think you get where I’m going with this… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hilary Duff Hot When Pregnant of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Hilary Duff pregnant, mainly cuz of her fat ass….and all the tight clothes she squeezes into….seriously, she looks better pregnant than not, and I’m the kind of guy who hates pregnant chicks, even though fucking them on a one night stand means you’re in the clear, no condom, internal cumshot….you know with no HIV cuz if she had HIV the docs woulda made her abort…the kind of logic that usually lands you HIV….. That said….the most important thing that makes Hilary Duff while pregnant is that she’s first time pregnant…meaning her pussy is still in tact….one more reason to fuck the fetus’ face off…. Here are the pics…

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Alba Looks Better in a Bikini than Doing Mom Shit of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing hotter than a mom of two in an oversized sweater walking down the street with a stroller….If I had my way that would be intro to every porn, shit, it’s so hot I’d tattoo it on my thigh so that I could look down at it everytime I jerk off, because nothing makes me cum harder than ravaged pussy and parenting responsibilities….oh right….everything makes me cum harder than mom pussy covered up being a mom…. There was at time…when Alba was the nice titty, nice ass, hot half Mexi chick we all wanted to fuck….all in bikini and never nude in movies…. Those times are done….stop living in the past….Now it is time to move the fuck on….

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Eva Green Tits in Perfect Sense of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Green was hot in that Foreign teenage lust movie where I think she had actual sex, something I find of serious importance when it comes to movies, because real sex gives girls real perspective on how sex is supposed to be, instead of that Soap Opera shit housewives cheat on their husbands for….but never find…. Either way, It hits theaters february 10, 2012, but the Russian mob already got their hands on the goods…those pirates…and here are Eva Green’s awesome fucking tits….I’m into it. Hey Eva Green and your great tits….welcome back to the movies.

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Shenae Grimes Covering Up Her Gunt of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I met Shenae Grimes….I think it was a Canada thing, you know we all know each other…and the funny thing was that I had no idea it was her, or really who she was, in fact I think I called her a Groupie cunt, because she was latching on a guy I know, and only found out after that she was on some 90210 the next generation shit that should be cancelled….that said, we aren’t fans of each other, but I’d still fuck the shit out of her, you know with great vengeance for that glorious night….especially since she’s all swollen in the uterus, probably pregnant, I mean why else would she be rocking the body of a 45 year old woman….or maybe she’s just a little dumpy – who cares.

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Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see…. Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

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