Tuuli Shipster is naked for fashion…or for Rankin who is apparently some photographer who has a book and has shot her naked before…. I have very limited knowledge of this girl….I just know what her pussy looks like. She’s 29, South African, tall, and naked…and I think that’s all we really need to know about her.
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Tuuli Shipster Naked for Rankin of the Day
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I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk…. I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point…. But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do…. Awesome.
Tagged Christmas, defense, detected, locally, maybe-boring, Music, people-think, scarlett johansson, Sexy Stars, skimpy-bikini, slutty-south, TMZ
This isn’t a “if you notice the guy in the speedo you might be gay” situation….this is a “I can’t help but notice the guy in the speedo becuase he’s ruining a perfectly good pic of a slutty south american with an awesome body in a skimpy bikini” situation…. I still haven’t bothered figuring out who this bitch is, how many kids she has, how many times her pussy was a drug mule, or any of the other things about her, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mind staring at her in a bikini…and neither should you….
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Aida Yespica on the Beach in a Bikini Still of the Day
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Christmas is my porn….It is the only time of year I feel any emotion….not because I am religious, or even because I’m the next Mesiah, but becuase all the music, families, heart warming stories about miracles and family just make me feel good knowing other people out there have happiness….not to mention all those lap sittings….amazing. So I do whatever I can to masturbate to Christmas related smut, you know just doing my part to contribute….santa can’t be the only one coming to town on his red suit…. Here’s a cute skinny model in Christmas themed clothes for a Christmas themed photoshoot for Lovecat magazine that is porn to me.
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Naty Chabanenko all Christmas Erotica for Lovecat Magazine of the Day
Kate Upton is a bikini model…She is 19, has huge tits, and is going to be fat in the next few years, just a memory for those of you who like to jerk off to archival footage….so in this small window of opportunity that she has, she needs to be used for what she’s good for…her fucking tits…so when I see her whoring out on twitter with pictures of her in a dress, covered up, not half naked…I have to hate her and call her out for the fraud that she is….and I guess that’s what this post is all about.
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Kate Upton is Bad at Slutting Out on Twitter of the Day
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Courtney Stodden is a joke I have a very hard time accepting into my daily routine of blog posting…even if I have nothing better to do…even if she represents everything that matters in Hollywood….you know creating a lie that you are 16 with natural tits when really you’re 30 and implanted….and people actually buying into it…more importantly…while getting half naked, in bikini, working with the paparazzi, hustling her trashy shit because the attention is better than that of her stripping years….but the more she exposes herself…the more willing I get…so here she is in a red bikini even though the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are what mattered today… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Courtney Stodden isn’t 17 in a Red Bikini of the Day
I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?
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Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day
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Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…
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Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day
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I love Paz de la Huerta….probaby because she always looks like a fucking wreck…you know cracked out and hipster…hungover and high….the kind of girl you would want to bring home to your mom to make her feel like she failed as a parent…the kind of girl I wannt o fuck..girls like this know how to fuck…I mean how else did she end up on TV….more importantly NAKED ON TV …..where the fuck did this goddess come from….where was she before Boardwalk Empire…what gutter does she live in…and why isn’t she sitting on my fucking face….These are the questions I ask myself as I look at these hot pics.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day
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