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Ashley Greene Big Round Fake Celibate Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Greene is generally some seriously boring shit. All she does is work out…I mean when she’s not attaching herself to things that will secure her position in the entertainment industry, you know by pretending the be celibate while dating a Jonas Brother back when people remembered who the Jonas Brothers her, when not staring on Twilight, the meal ticket, lottery win that will pay her for the rest of her fucking life…and here she is rocking her cleavage like someone you’d expect to be celibate and not just saying that to lure the 12-15 year old market cuz they will stay with you for life like you were Britney Spears… Who cares, I like great cleavage, preferably when nipples fall out, but this is good enough.

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Kate Hudson Flashes her Mom Cooch in White Panties of the Day

I am surprised there are no offensive stains on these panties, cuz she looks like a dumpy wreck, and has since she made that Wilson brother but I’m not surprised by how much meat it looks like she’s got packed into these little panties….but more importantly I am not surprised that I wish she wasn’t wearing panties cuz this would make this post much more truamatic and fun… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kayley Cuoco Cleavage Covergirl of the Day

Kayley Cuoco is the girl I like to blame for John Ritter’s death, only because I know that hanging out with slutty 18 year old girls who pretend they are your 16 year old daughter, is some of the hottest shit ever that leads to a lot of jerking off, choking yourself out, trying to bust nut heavy in between takes to make your erection subside…but I could be wrong, maybe it was just all the coke in the 70s…and really who cares about John Ritter right now, cuz it’s all about Kayley Cuoco’s hustle since that show, now on another show, rockin’ the cover of magazines, and finally rockin’ a set of tits, cuz I guess she’s hit puberty, or maybe she’s just on the pill, and maybe you should just look at the pics..and forgot I ever posted anything – shouldn’t be so hard..

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Vanessa Pudgens Creepy Cleavage in a Big Dress of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is the kind of girl I’d expect to have a hairy chest…I’m not saying that cuz I saw her self shot nude pics and assume those were pics of her as “shaved” as she can get cuz an hour post shower she’s already 5 o’clock shadowing…you know cuz she’s a little ethnic looking monkey….I’m sayign that cuz I’ve been zooming in and out of these pics and I’m convinced I saw stubble… That said, here she is showing off her little tits, while covering up her recently thick body, in a dress she looks like she robbed from a senior retiree in Florida in the 1970s….all Golden Girls or the landlord’s wife on Three’s Company…both things you’d hate to have on a bitch you want to fuck…

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Lambo Bikini Girl Gets Tromboned is Today’s Viral Video of the DAy

This is my jam.

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Fergie Sex Doll of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used…. The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…

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Two Kids Have Squeezed Through Alba’s Vagina of the Day

Here are some Alba Milk Filled tits to distract you from the damage she’s done to the rest of her…you know in deciding to hang up her acting career that was based on being the hot bitch who never gets naked…in exchange for starting a family and destroying a lovely tight body she once had without leaving us with pictures of the shit before the damage was done… But the good news is that in her comeback, she’s going to be more mature and serious about her work, she’s also going to be more comfortable showing her snatch, you know since two pregnancies has forced her to show rooms of people who weren’t clever enough to camera pic that shit when it was going down, so nudity will come…battered pussy, stretch marks and all….and sometimes….only sometimes…that is better than nothing.

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Amanda Seyfried Jogging Titty Bounce of the Day

I don’t know but I love me some Amanda Seyfried ….I think it is because she is boring as shit in her everyday life…she’s dumpy, barely showerd, never at any events, is unlike all the other celebs dying to be seen, and that attitude makes me think she is good in bed…and sits at home and fucks all day….but as soon as there is money on the table, bith, like a crackwhore, strips down and gets naked, like she did in CHLOE and BIG LOVE ….and there’s something about bitches who get naked for money, especially when they look good naked, that excites me…. So here she is staying fit, titties be bouncing…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Minka Kelly Ass in a Dress of the Day

Minka Kelly got someone fired for “sexually” harrassing her on set cuz he groped her or some shit I like to call trying to make the public think of her as a sexual object using a bullshit scandal so that people will ignore the fact that another Spelling being re-made because Hollywood is out of ideas, and that even after a triology of shit movies and an original stint on TV, they’re bringing Charlies Angels back in what I call beating a dead horse with your dick….when they didn’t have to make the public think of her as a sexually object, the fact she has a vagina does a good enough job of that…. Here are pics of her ass in some dress for no real reason other than that i have nothing better to do…

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Eva Pigford’s Great Legs Unfortunate Name of the Day

Her name is Eva Pigford, which she has changed for the sake of her career to Eva Marcille, which makes total sense, because no one wants the word PIG in their name, shit just makes you think of shit covered, no racist, backwoods sex partner, food jews and arabs won’t eat or more importantly my wife…. She’s the winner of America’s Top Model from years ago, she’s made the move to other tv shows and soap operas, and with her level of fame, I’d expect more vagina lip in these pics…

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