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Emma Stone Making Out For Money Like a Whore of the Day

This post is dedicated to Jim Carrey and every other virgin loser who thinks she’s one of them because she was in a movie where she was the love interest of a virgin loser/virgin loser, like the guy from the Facebook movie and the guy from Arrested Development who are likely not actual virgin loser, and likely ripping blow off whore pussy, but they are virgin lose icon, and she’s been in movies with them as their love interest at least once or twice…. Here she is making out with some Canadian dude named Ryan Gosling on set….and I figure watching people dressed like they are in the 1920s-40s kissing is erotic to some of you who jerk off to your granny’s old photo albums…while the rest of us need some fucking fisting, squirting, and throat fucking to get us hard thanks to be so desensitized from the internet cuz before the internet there was a time we could get hard holding hands, or looking at National Geographic tit. Those were the days.

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Girls Lighting Their Farts on Fire Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is pornsite, but also a corporation traded on the stock market, that I am convinced is being paid off to re-configure the internet so that sites like ours don’t exist, only making room for the big corporations, because there is a lot of money at stake, we’re talking millions….yet they run these porn clips people jerk off to, run ads on the shit and make more money, while we all suffer…and by we I mean me….it’s a con motherfuckers and I want to expose them for the lie that they are…because I have nothing better to do…. Some Chatty Emo Looking Bitches GOing THrough THe Process of Lighting Farts on Fire……Compilation video… Happiest Fart Lighter Ever Leather Couch Fart Fire Huge Fart Fire Hot Tight Work Out Gear Lights Her Fart – Google Runs Ads on It Chick in Work Out Shorts Lights Her Shit Some Close Up of Panties Getting Lit the Fuck Up – Love That Google’s Running Ads on this One – Perverts

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Heidi Montag’s Useless 25th Birthday of the Day

If a useless cunt no one remembers has a 25th birthday, does it make a sound? 25 or not, bitch might as well be dead. She doesn’t matter. Here’s her botched plastic surgery.

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Miley Cyrus in her Panties of the Day

I think 18 year old girls in their panties is always amazing…whether they are cunts…or just have tight, barely used compared to the sluts I know, even if they are sluts who rocked the Disney execs with little cunts….it just looks fucking good…..and is always fun to touch…and I know this first hand….It’s part of the reason my stepdaughter moved out at 18, I just walked in on her in her room over and over and over again….whether she was asleep or awake until it became awkward…as my erection pressed against her back….but we’re not related by blood and she’s legal…so whatever blame her and her panties and not me…. Either way, I’m not a Miley Cyrus fan….but get anything in their panties…and I fall in love….just keep this bitch in photo and not in video cuz that’s when everything changes, naked or not, she’s annoying….unless I can’t hear her spoiled twang….

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Miley Cyrus in her Panties of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s a Model of the Day

Here is 12 Year old Kendall Jenner, or as I like to call her, the latest kardashian exploit….for the perverts… Apparently she’s a fashion model or some shit and I’m only posting it because I figure if her family whores her, she might as well be treated like a whore by you, the man masturbating to a teen showing cleavage on the runway like she has any business doing it, other than being born into the porn peddling, bottom feeding trash family that manages to make 100 million a year, because America is Doomed….and this is their second string talent in their creepy overbearing stagemom’s obsession with getting her kids out there money making on TV….because the older trash is getting used up and boring…and at 12 years old…she’s not tainted yet…but give her a few months… I predict a crash and burn. TO See the Pictures of Her Modeling… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Heidi Klum’s Crossed Legs of the Day

Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but inside her…unless of course this army of her own beige colored babies was all part of her plan…and not just an accidental product of her creepy German bondage sex acts and pro-life political stance…but baby or not, I’d love to pry these babies apart….and bury myself in it….

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Kelly Brook For Peta of the Day

Here’s a photoshopped to shit picture of Kelly Brook for PETA, because Kelly Brook, who I am sure I could pull up a few dozen pictures of her in leather if I really took the effort to bother….but luckily I don’t need that to prove she’s full of fucking shit…I just need the PETA name to remind me that this is a low level publcity stunt…getting naked for a lesbian organic vegan farmer cause…withouth actually getting naked…or showing any clit even though I like how her pussy sticks its tongue out at us when she does get naked and she does that for no cause…making this PETA cash grab all the more confusing, annoying, cock teasing and bullshit….but you can see part of her tit and I’m sure that’s pornographic enough for you…

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Jessica Simpson’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Jessica Simpson Legs aren’t as fat as I’d want them to be…if anything her obesity is really letting me down…but luckily…I have a fetish for jean shorts and fat or not…I’m down with wanting to sniff them….or frontal wedgie them into her big fat pussy….that’s not as fat as I want it to be…not cuz I love fat chicks…but because I love once hot, busy popstars becoming fat chicks….

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Ashlee Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day

Here are some Ashlee Simpson, young mom who was married to a lesbian, possible inseminated by a turkey baster, because as far as I’m concerned her ex-husband has a huge vagina….showing some tit and I’m just posting them cuz I almost forgot this bitch existed…you know Jessica Simpson’s shadow who was more of a joke hanging on as hard as she can than anything else….some nose job who I would only get with to get to her fat older sister….

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Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing… Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson…. I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy… It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you… Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time… Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.

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