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Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….I knew she served a purpose….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Whitney Port Useless in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..

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Whitney Port Useless in Shorts of the Day

January Jones Pregnant Tits of the Day

I love broken homes. Illegitimate kids. Women who have no name for the guy who knocked them up. I love the issues the kid will have growing up, the teasing and the questions. I love the adopted father the kid will never fully trust when finding out he’s not his real dad if she goes that route or the lesbian lover she marries like she’s ellen the kid will grow up confused about….the whole thing is pornographic and here are her busty mom tits…

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January Jones Pregnant Tits of the Day

Topless Kreayshawn of the Day

I don’t know who Kreayshawn is, but I do know this is a publicity stunt…a not very creative publicity stunt…every hipster trash like this has topless pics like this….there are sites dedicated to it…….it’s part of the whole not giving a fuck, we’re hipsters, so obscure and anit-establishment, we’re scene kid, apathy and indy, cocaine fueled suburban lifestyle….everyone’s doing it..but I guess not everyone is on a quest to be the next gaga and not everyone has someone like a publicist fake hacking their twitter to post this “fake” pics of the bitch to get a scandal going…. She’s disgusting….Her music sucks…here’s her music video….cuz I guess this titty scam worked.. cuz it got me digging to find out what and who the fuck she is…and as I suspected…and predicted…who fucking cares… Here are the pics… On a sidenote, What a stupid fucking name.

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Topless Kreayshawn of the Day

January Jones Illegitimate Baby Does in Uterus Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember a time before January Jones was pregnant…mainly because she was relatively insignificant….except maybe for this GQ LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT ….because I didn’t watch Mad Men….so she was virtually unknown to me…I didn’t even find her that hot when I did see pics of her…but like any bitch who gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby, even though she’ll be raising it without a father, I can’t get enough of her…I guess I’m just drawn to broken homes, white trash, kids with no fathers, because I am the drunken stepfather after all….

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Hilary Duff Pregnancy Continues of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them… Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…

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Hilary Duff Pregnancy Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s Amazing Face as the Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Turns out that when Ashley Tisdale blocks her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into…her ugly face comes back in full effect. It’s like her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into is some kind of filter, similar to beer goggles, or black lights in the stripclub that makes me ignore how mutated and accidented it looks…it’s like covering her body brings out the truth….and here is the picture proof….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Amazing Face as the Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Katherine Heigl Lesbian Lumber Jack of the Day

I think I see her cock…which is weird for such a cunt….maybe it’s just a huge clit…who cares…she’s disgusting…

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Katherine Heigl Lesbian Lumber Jack of the Day

Taylor Swift Ass Flash to Start the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, I just know that it was emailed to me today, 1000 people like it on Facebook, and that it is apparently from over two Saturdays… I am only posting it because I find Taylor Swift boring as shit, even though I know she’s a whore in the bedroom, and seeing her skirt blow up is hysterical, even though I know she is probably wearing double underwear so that she doesn’t have anything reveal, and there’s nothing worst than a girl in two pairs of underwear, especially when she’s a stripper or pop star avoiding humiliation….. This could have been better, but I’ll take it for what it is, cuz this is just the video to get us warmed up….awesome.

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Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever. I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick… Ya heard?

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Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day