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Eniko Mihalik Amazing In Lingerie for Chantelle of the Day

I love this model Eniko Mihalik but more importantly I love expensive lingerie. I think it’s because I’ve been face to face with the cheap, ghetto sex store shit so many times, because the caliber whore I recruit to sit on my dick, is one who spends her money on other things, like meth. You know that abrasive, tacky, uncomfortable shit that gives rashes and yeast infections….but this fancy panties seems like it feels so elegant and tastes so luxurious and I can only assume a girl who wears this has a great smelling twat….cuz last time I checked rich whores don’t stink…they have the best spas, waxes, perfume and skin treatments…however rich whores still get herpes…it’s one of those humanizing things that puts them on our level…cuz a scab on a pussy, no matter how expensive the underwear is still fucking gross…just a lot less gross…not that I think herpes is gross…I appreciate the texture it gives a vagina, like a HGTV wall treatment…. I don’t know what I’m talking about. Here are the pics.

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Whitney Port’s Short Shorts Revisited a Second Day of the Day

Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean… Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well… Pics anyway….

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Lindsay Lohan Crackhead Tits in White at a Fake Wedding of the Day

Lindsay Lohan went to Kim Kardashian’s Porn Wedding, that was clearly a publicity stunt, because America needed their own Royal Wedding, and since America is the majority a trashy, poor, media and TV obsessed, Gossip loving, tabloid smut following, uneducated, uninspired working class….Kim Kardashian saw opportunity…not to mention her whole career was on the decline, people were getting bored and she needed to add a new layer to her lie I am so surprised people care about….cuz I’ve seen it once and I hate the shit….but I guess people are just stuck on loving what is on TV to ignore their shitty life…. I can only assume Lohan was there to take notes on how to make a comeback, since Kardashian has what she doesn’t, a following that makes her money…all based on doing porn while Lohan’s just a failed actor who was whored out by her parents as a kid…and has spent the last 10 years crying about it cuz it’s so hard being a millionaire… The good news is that if she follows the lead of the big brown pig….we’ll all be watching her tired 23 year old vagina struggle to get wet thanks to all the medication and fake lesbianism while a black dude tries to stuff her like thanksgiving turkey….it’s the American dream….and apparently the strategy to get famous….and to some that may not be good news…but I’m the kind of guy who LOVES crackwhores…and based on these pics…Lohan fits that part. Now someone get her an Oscar….

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Lindsay Lohan Crackhead Tits in White at a Fake Wedding of the Day

The Girl Who Met Ricky Martin of the Day

I am tired of actual celebrities. I am more into random bitches who get their picture taken with celebrities…you know then trying to turn them into celebritites of their own….cuz I figure they are likely more interesting, less damaged, and actually human….not to mention they likely are better in bed cuz they wouldn’t be that busy looking at themselves in the mirror saying “aren’t you lucky YOU get to be with ME”….cuz that’s the kind of vapid, useless shit celebrities are…while here she is showing a little ass without being paid, provoked, encouraged, or even to advance her career and there’s nothing hotter than that….like the girl at the bar who pulls out her tit for no money or personal game but just for fun…you know cuz real chicks are better.

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The Girl Who Met Ricky Martin of the Day

Snooki’s Disgusting Pig in a Bikini of the Day

It amazes me that Jersey Shore Exists. It amazes me when I talk to people who watch it religiously because I just wouldn’t put myself through that kind of shit for no reason, I feel like life has punished me enough….and I’ve done enough self abusive things that I can live a happy miserable life without this shit….. It also amazes me that there are a group of people who watch the show, cuz they think these people are cool…I mean I just assumed as an industrialized nation, the only reason they exist is cuz people point and laugh at the the trainwreck… It amazes me even more that anyone, even in Vegas, the asshole of America, would pay this pig to get half naked and host events….because the last time I paid for a pig to wear a bikini….it was when I was living on a farm and I got to cook the fucker and eat him over the course of a week when I was done fucking it…. That said, some stories are better kept to myself.

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Rihanna’s Shitty Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

Rihanna’s been trying to keep it as Caribbean as she knows how by rocking her Bob Marley shirt so that we know all she’s legit, you know an authentic islander who can’t relate to the people in the islands since she left at a young age and turned all rich and hollywood, in fact they all hate her, even though that’s all she had going for her…and luckily I’m digging her hustle, even in her one peice bathing suit in the south of france cuz she’s all fancy and shit….pictures you can only see by clicking the link below cuz I don’t have the rights to them cuz I suck at being a legit business… TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s World War Z Sexual Assistant of the Day

The word on the internet is that Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s personal assitant who he may or may not be fucking cuz actors may or may not fuck whoever they want as their relationships are actual fronts for their self absorded asshole behavior…. I pulled up her MYSPACE and grabbed this pic, but assume that since it is myspace, these pics are from 4 years ago….and that’s ok….cuz it just means she’s more damaged, dirtier in bed, and loving every second of being ordered around by Brad Pitt… Scandal I don’t care about, tits I don’t mind….Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and he’s got it made, whether it is all marketing or not, and if I was Brad Pitt, I wouldn’t be fucking this assistant, because I’d be dead from aids or a drug overdose long ago, you know right after my first acting job, cuz I’d fuck every single pussy that threw itself at me while spending my first million…….. What I’m trying to say is Angelina Jole is old and has a mom pussy and sometimes dudes need a tight young pussy to remind them what bein a man is all about…. TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan’s Breakthrough Role of the Year in the New Miggs Video of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Banksy in some shitty new video for some shitty band everyone will know with a shitty song that you probably saw the paparazzi pics of a while ago….I feel like the only thing Lohan does late night and hooded is tie black people behind her pick-up truck, and snorting heroin while crying about all that’s gone wrong…. But you know what…if I had 10,000 dollars for a video, I’d probably hire Lindsay Lohan to star in it….It’s gonna get a lot of views…and not even cuz she’s in her bra and panties in one scene….but cuz she’s Lohan… Sure instead of Graffitti, in my video she’d be getting shit on, shitting her anorexic coke shit on random things, or at least fucked a lot…unprotected…in the dirtiest of ways…back alley…but that’s just cuz I believe art starts with penetration and scat…. What it comes down to is that it’s hysterical to see the evolutuion of her career..Fuck movies Lohan, you so good in this, you deserve a fucking Oscar…in a new category called movin down the fucking ladder into to hell breakthrough performance of the year….

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Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tits of the Day

I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me…. Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t…. here are the pics

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