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Lee-Grace Doughtery, Sibling Bank Robbers, in Self Shot Pics of Sleazy Pics of the Day

Lee-Grace Doughtery is a Florida stripper who led her brothers in a cross country chase after robbing a bank. They were captured in Colorado after shooting at cops with an AK-47 only they drove over the police spikes. It’s the plot of a hilarious and obvious movie, only it is real life….I just like that she had to be a fucking stripper…you know to make things even more dramatic and hollywood… She’s being held on a $1.25 million bail and like all stripper sluts with dreams of robbing banks like it was 1890, cuz one too many men touched her tit for 10 dollars a song, she’s got some self shot pics…and they were emailed to me last night so I’m posting them….cuz I’m all for people in the news having slutty pics…True story. I mean I wish I had access to every girl in the world’s slutty pics…from the fat girl in the dog park, to the girl at the coffee shop, to the mailman who is actually a woman but lesbianism has this thing that makes it seem like she’s got a cock, cuz i know they exist….any girl with a camera has taken slutty pics…you know… Either way, here’s Lee-Grace Doughtery. For a stripper she sucks at these self shot pics…and between you and me this is the first I’ve heard of this story, so I have no idea if this is actually her…but I’m posting it anyway cuz not quite a criminal genius is good enough for me when naked.. Pics via TUMBLR

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Lindsay Lohan’s Diversion of the DAy

Lohan was caught buying Quartz and Meteor dust the other day, you know cuz she’s a rock collector and because her PR people needed a lie big enough no one would further investigate….coupled with some see through/no bra pics yesterday and now these Tyler Shield’s impromtu last minute shoot cuz Tyler Shield’s has the best photographer scam going in Hollywood, these bitches think if he shoots them, people will pay attention, talk about them, write about them, like he’s some actual talent, the new Andy Warhol or some fucking shit when really he’s just down with celebs and gets them half naked and we pay attention to that….cuz we’re perverts….who like this really low level concept of blood and underwear/knives and guns/ straight out of a high school art class controversial….and it makes us forget bitch was in a drug buying scandal….her PR team really get how it works…don’t they…real fucking genius.

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Woman Eating Husbands Dead Ashes is Hysterical of the Day

I saw this episode of My Strange Addiction last week and I keep talking about it with everyone I run into….unfortunately, none of the riff raff and goons I hang out with watch TLC….and if they do it is for Toddlers and Tiaras and that’s just fucking perverted and when that gets brought up I change the subject cuz any grown man who admits to watching that shit, is jerking off to that shit… That said, this chick lost her husband to an asthma attack, she clearly wasn’t expecting to ever be married and after tricking a motherfucker into it, only to have him die, making her realize she was destined to die alone, clearly fucked with her head hard and made her carry his ashes around like a kid carries a pillow…like a security blanket but being the fat bitch she is…she decided to start eating him cuz I guess she was hungry and figured it was the only way to have him inside her making the whole thing all the weirder…. This damaged mental case is highly entertaining. God knows why she went on TV but I’m glad she did….

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Halle Berry’s Mom Liked Black Cock in the 70s of the Day

Halle Berry is a fake black girl…but her mom’s not a fake white woman who takes black cock..or at least took black cock in the wild years of the late 60s and early 70s and the proof is in the Academy award winning daughter’s skin color….and if your one of those guys who likes seeing your wife get slammed by a black dude….you’ll probably like Halle Berry’s mom cuz in the early 70s…she was one of those bitches…which was on the forefront of blacks on blonds porn…like she’s a fucking pioneer in the shit….a revolutionary or something that you know probably was very frowned upon in Ohio back then…only 4 years later she became a single mother statistic like half the fat white women you see at Wal Mart…only she’s not fat…cuz she lives the good life cuz her single parenting of her half black daughters paid off….like Halle was her little tanned lottery ticket….Not that it matters, I just know it’s a fetish to some and I’m bringing it…cuz that’s what I do. Here is some Halle Berry connecting to the black youth, you know cuz she’s marketed as a mentor and inspiration to them, and if they are young enouhg, or feeling down on their luck enough, they believe it…but one day, the hard truth that Halle Berry is white, will come out…and really who cares cuz this girls is luckily in short shorts….and hopefully 18 or older cuz I’d be a pervert for looking at her ass in these short shorts but in my defense….it’s the only hotness in the pics….

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Gossip Girl Bitches in Black Robes Erotica of the Day

I don’t now if watching Leighton Meester and Blake Livery walking around set in a black robe that I assume is used to protect their clothing from their make-up, food or director’s semen from staining them, ruining the next shot….is as erotic as watching them walk around their million dollar homes in luxury lacy and satiny robes they imported from some nice smelling French boutique that they paid lots of money for….hell I’m not even sure if this is erotic at all…you know cuz both these twats are overrated and would have been better as failed actors turned hookers cuz at least then they’d make you cum….but I’m posting it anyway cuz I’ve already gone this far….

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Party of the Day

Everyone loves Sara Jean Underwood…at least virgin losers do and as far as I’m concerned that’s everyone…you know since this is the internet and that’s the kind of person who frequents the internet….you know cuz actual cool people who can get laid…are busy getting laid…. She’s some playboy trash, who is actually pretty hot, turned TV host thanks to a stint as Ryan Seacrest’s front thathe’s not gay, a TV host that happens to be the body that rock’s superhero outfits on shows for virgin loser, making her fuckin’ set for life…cuz virgin losers are loyal and that’s a good thing for her…but not so good for us…cuz if we all ignored her attempt at a legit career, she’d woulda ended up in porn, in one of those coulda gone either way, and went the wrong way for us and the right way for her situations….True story.

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Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

This is amazing…. I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it….. I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

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Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t…. Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean…. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

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Melanie Griffith Looks Like a Crackwhore and I Like It of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I like my women to look emaciated, malnourished, drug addicted and like they are eager for their next hit of crack…you know pretty much exactly like Melanie Griffith is looking….cuz they are easy, affordable, too weak to run, and most importantly filled with tastes and smells that take you on a journey cuz they have a story….making her Today’s little piece of heaven…

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