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Kate Moss Shitty Ass Flash Turned into Topless Swimming of the Day

I’ve been tracking Kate Moss’ trip in St Tropez for the last 10 minutes, you know cuz I’m the worst fucking celebrity website on the internet, cuz I don’t really give a fuck about celebrity gossip, I just am too lazy to try and coordinate original content…. So when I first got wind of her trip…I figured we’d be seeing her nipples…cuz Kate Moss is all Euro and an ex-model who doesn’t give a fuck about who sees her tits….cuz we’ve all seen her tits….or cuz that’s just how reckless her unprotected sex with HIV from fucking needle sharing rockers cunt is…but was only given pics of her walking around showing a little ass cheek…. But since history repeats itself…and I was too lazy to post…it was only a matter of time before these pics of her topless swimming dropped…sure the nipples are stars and they are hard to make out…but just use google…or the search bar on this site cuz it looks like every other time she’s done this hustle before….I am a fan…think I might actually love her. To See The Rest of these Unfortunate Pics Follow This LInk

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Kate Moss Shitty Ass Flash Turned into Topless Swimming of the Day

I’ve been tracking Kate Moss’ trip in St Tropez for the last 10 minutes, you know cuz I’m the worst fucking celebrity website on the internet, cuz I don’t really give a fuck about celebrity gossip, I just am too lazy to try and coordinate original content…. So when I first got wind of her trip…I figured we’d be seeing her nipples…cuz Kate Moss is all Euro and an ex-model who doesn’t give a fuck about who sees her tits….cuz we’ve all seen her tits….or cuz that’s just how reckless her unprotected sex with HIV from fucking needle sharing rockers cunt is…but was only given pics of her walking around showing a little ass cheek…. But since history repeats itself…and I was too lazy to post…it was only a matter of time before these pics of her topless swimming dropped…sure the nipples are stars and they are hard to make out…but just use google…or the search bar on this site cuz it looks like every other time she’s done this hustle before….I am a fan…think I might actually love her. To See The Rest of these Unfortunate Pics Follow This LInk

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Heidi Klum Naughty Ass in a Bikini Pics of the Day

I am convinced this German ass has seen its fair share of abuse…sexual abuse…cuz Germans are all militant, pragmatic, efficient and cold…they are also responsible for a big percentage of the world’s scat movies…and S&M movies…not to mention one of the biggest genocides in the last 100 years…making them pretty serious about how hard they like to get fucked…throw in some hung black dude with lupus scars, 15 pregnancies, and logic just makes you figure she’s had fists, household objects, other people’s feces in an Anus to Anus docking experiment….all in this hot dainty ass we all love….and I think that just makes her better….at least far more enjoyable to jerk off to… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow THis LInk

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Rihanna Does Barbados of the Day

I know people in Barbados and they all fucking hate Rihanna. She was gutter…you know seriously low class poverty trash from a shanty before she started hooking at tourist hangouts, at least that’s what I was told by those people in Barbados… you know that she was offering foreigners her teen pussy for money, leading to a fairy tale princess career that her gutter whore ass could only dream of…but that has in turn given her this ridiculous ego that she brings back to Barbados a bunch of times a year, where she shows off to her old peers who never bothered with her, but more importantly, to get money and free land and all kinds of other shit by the government, cuz they feel she’s good for tourism….and the whole thing pisses everyone off, but yet she still has the balls to host some Parade shit, you know like the snobby cunt too good for you but to the power of 100, where she now stays in a fancy resort, and orders the staff around worse than the white people….and the whole thing is disgusting…but not as disgusting as her sloppy fucking gut as she half nakedly parties…back home as locals look at her with disappointment and disgust.

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Jenna Ushkowitz Goes for a Night Swim of the Day

The thing people generally don’t realize is that these people who they see on TV, aren’t the characters they see on TV, but are actually little want to be famous sluts who want nothing more that the male attention, money and general acceptance from the world by being famous….So if I watched Glee and saw this awkward asian kid singing faggot songs of freedom with the gang of rejects you’d laugh at if you saw at the mall cuz they are so politically correct and diverse….which I don’t cuz I fear it will turn me into a homosexual…not to mention I hate everything it is and represents…but at least I’d know their cast was all whores, sluts, drug addicts, drunks behind their virgin nerd hustle… So here’s one of them doing some bikini shit for some shitty photographer who everyone thinks is trendy and cool now…name Tyler Shields…

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Jenna Ushkowitz Goes for a Night Swim of the Day

Jenna Ushkowitz Goes for a Night Swim of the Day

The thing people generally don’t realize is that these people who they see on TV, aren’t the characters they see on TV, but are actually little want to be famous sluts who want nothing more that the male attention, money and general acceptance from the world by being famous….So if I watched Glee and saw this awkward asian kid singing faggot songs of freedom with the gang of rejects you’d laugh at if you saw at the mall cuz they are so politically correct and diverse….which I don’t cuz I fear it will turn me into a homosexual…not to mention I hate everything it is and represents…but at least I’d know their cast was all whores, sluts, drug addicts, drunks behind their virgin nerd hustle… So here’s one of them doing some bikini shit for some shitty photographer who everyone thinks is trendy and cool now…name Tyler Shields…

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The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am…. But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos…. Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence… Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers Charlotte Ross extreme legs…. Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin….. Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists…. And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands…. This post is one of my dumbest…

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Lady Gaga’s Disgusting On Stage See Thru of the Day

I think Lady Gaga is the worst Madonna impersonator of all time. I’ve seen actually trannies, not cunts who stuff their panties to be controversial and get noticed, who do a better job of it than her…. I know for a fact, due to insider info that the label was looking for a new Madonna to connect and inspire the growing demographic of homos and fat chicks who need someone to make them feel good about being who they are, gay or ugly freaks…. And I find it boring…It’s like everything she does is a cry for attention, and it works for her, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy a whole other group of people, and my fingers are crossed that one of those people she annoys, pulls a John Lennon schizo shoot her outside her house, hustle…because let’s face it…she’d deserve it…. Here she is on Kimmel, in a thong, I won’t post the video…but I will say that 2 years ago, Gaga was in Toronto at some after party with Perez that I snuck into, she was at a booth surrounded by security, so I drunkenly decided to reach around her security to grab her ass….repeatedly, passionately, and even violently….she didn’t notice, and I was doing this for at least 5 minutes….and unfortunately….it really wasn’t even all that bad….it was juicy and lovely…but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want her to disappear…it just means….she has one redeeming quality….until I find out she is in fact a man and that I was fondeling a man’s ass…which is always possible…who cares…

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Rihanna Dresses Like a Clown of the Day

Here are some pics of Rihanna looking like shit, and I’m not saying that cuz she’s brown…I’m saying that cuz these pics aren’t hot. This isn’t an issue of race, color, religion or cree….it’s an issue of Rihanna being dressed in an outfit you’d think was a product of sex between a tacky crazy old lady in FLorida, a homeless person who takes whateverclothes he can find in the bin of clothes people don’t want in his size and a fucking clown…… I’m not fashion expert, but I can say that next time around, the only skin she’s showing shouldn’t be the tree trunk legs, but instead her vagina or even nipple, cuz at least I can distract myself from the cold hard truth that Rihanna, as sexed up as she acts, is hardly sex. Good times….crazy person clothes…not pussy or tits…not flattering or even fun to look at….so why the fuck did I post this…no fucking clue….but I did…let’s just say I did it for her friend in the white pants…cuz white pants coupled with periods are dangereous and I just love thick bitches who live on the ede…

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January Jones Pregnant Chick in a Tight Sweater Porn of the Day

It amazes me that people are into Ready to fucking drop porn…maybe it’s because they can’t the bitch pregnant, you know since she already is pregnant, something I’m sure the dude who knocked her up wishes happened to him, to avoid this whole fucking mess in the first place, cuz you’d think when a bitch is on the rise in her career, the last thing she’d do is bring her baby to the world, especially with no dad, in a “We’re just having fun on set, she’s gotta be on the pill and if we do slip up she’ll definitely get an abortion, since I’m married” justification a motherfucker thinks to himself as he’s cumming in a bitch…. Either way, here’s a big January Jones, bringing a baby into the world without a father, cuz she can afford do, without being considerate of the kids needs to have a dad, making him the outcast in his social life, leading to drug addiction and premature death, thanks to her fucking negligence on the abortion….She’s wearing a tight sweater and that may excite you cuz you’re weird….even though we all know how tight her asshole is gonna be as the baby crowns…something that is handsdown the only thing hot about pregnancy.

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