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Emma Roberts is Some Long Legs Boring Shit of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures were substantially more exciting when I saw them as thumbnails…I was thinking there would be cametoe, or see through, or pretty much anything better than this…I mean she’s skinny, has a decent body, and a deadbeat dad who gave her this acting career, while he was out back drinking himself silly, going in and out of rehab for never being able to relive his oscar winning career, by instead doing shitty movie after shitty movie, tormented soul that didn’t have energy to spend on his little girl…leading to or at least I hoped whould lead to a girl craving as much male attention as possible, but instead I’m stuck with this….miserable…but I’m posting it anyway, as I want you to go on this blogger journey with me…it’s part of the process. These pics need a lot more daddy issues….and a lot more “Look at me, I’m in movies, guys want to fuck me, look at my nipples, vagina, bikini, panties, anything but this”….

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Rihanna’s Cool Shirt of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it is safe to assume that Rihanna reads this site…firstly cuz everyone reads this site, it is like an amazing cult, next level content, innovative, interesting, funny, politically charged, riveting, thought provoking, and representative of the state of America, no holds barred coverage of all that is bullshit content….that no one actually reads….but secondly, cuz I made the obvious observation that she should be wearing heels…cuz her thick legs can’t support flats….and here she is wearing heels…coincidence…no way…obvious…maybe but I’d rather not think about that…cuz it is discouraging to the plight of the drunkenstepfather….

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Rupert Murdoch Gets Pie in the Face of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Personally. I love media empire owners. I just thing they are so evil it is amazing….so I’m totally on Rupert Murdoch’s side….I mean he is the man who gave you virgin losers The Simpson’s and Family Guy….let’s not lose focus here just cuz he was “unethical” in getting information for his papers, when none of the media is ethical, that’s why it is the media…it’s gotta dig and go through go through garbage and violate privacy…I mean how the fuck do you think Murdoch got caught…cuz of other tabloids…it’s all very fun….. I am just disappointed because when I heard he got hit in the face with a pie, or that someone tried to put their pie in his face, I thought I’d be finding the Rupert Murdoch hidden sex files…ya know some dirty evil media empire emperor self shot sex tapes…but instead I got this…. Some hipster looking loser, who didn’t even properly execute his attempt, failing miserably and getting arrested and having to pay lawyers bills and all kinds of stupidity for getting more of the whip cream or foam on himself than even near Murdoch….Good hustle college boy….maybe next time you try to pull of a stunt like this you should practice on your idiot friends a few times first…. I hate the expression “epic fail” it’s too internet frat boy, but it definitely applies in this case…so fucking dumb… That said, Team Murdoch.

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Sophie Monk’s Not Dead Yet of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic surgeon cuz her face is slowly morphing into that cat lady shit…. I don’t know, I think it’s safe to say she’s done, this Hollywood dream isn’t gonna work out for her, no Oscars are ever gonna be won, but there will likely be yearly roles that pay a couple hundred thousand to show off her great tits …at least for the next 5 years or so before she gets to old and replaced by the countless other great tits who want to be famous….and I’m glad that she embraces that position as the bottom of the barrel cuz it’s better than workin as a stripper or waitress back home, especailly after announcing to everyone how she’s going to California to seek the American Dream…. She’s not naked in these pics, therefore we shouldn’t care….

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Victoria Silvstedt High Class Whore Tits of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is absolutely nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….other than that she’s in her 40s and still has a fit body….see cuz anyone can get fake hair, tans and tits, and any Playboy bitch can leverage her Playboy career to seduce a billionaire troll into hiring her as his mistress, giving her the good life… cuz work was never really an option, hence the whole Playboy thing and prostitution was always her thing even if she will never admit she’s a hooker, even though we all know there’s no way a cunt like hers would ever be with a dude like this unless it came with fortune…..which essentially makes her a hooker….so even being fit isn’t really that impressive cuz it is all she needs to maintain to get all this…leading me back to my original statement, that there is nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….but here are some pics anyway…

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Kate Upton Stupid Fat Chick Who isn’t Fat Yet in Video of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton ignores me on twitter all the time, even when I ask her to prove that she’s the most masturbation worthy girl in the media these days, because I guess she doesnt like that I know the truth…which is any 18 or 19 year old that has tits like that, is going to end up a shitty sloppy mess by the time she is 25 and the rest of her body catches up to her….it always happens…and even in the top video of her on the runaway, even though her career should be strictly shit that can be photoshopped….. This video of her in motion, looking sloppy if not chubby in high waisted marriage apparel is far too close to home for me to really embrace…or appreciate…see cuz I have a hot wife turned fat…. But here’s a better look…but it is almost hard to appreciate the moment when I already know she’s gonna get fat soon… And here’s another good one….making it easier to appreciate the way she looks today and not bother caring about her impending obesity…

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Kelly Brook in another Post Abortion Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook’s pussy doesn’t look like it had an abortion one bit….I mean unless the abortion was given by inserting a watermelon sized object into the bitch, tearing her apart…in some reverse pregnancy bullshit…causing her vagina to droop as if it actually had a kid…to remind her of what was lost when she decided to give her modeling career another go before fully retiring as the fat mom her body states she’s gonna become….or maybe her vagina is just sad, and is finding it hard to get up off its feet, you know cuz it failed her by not going through with this thing she wanted to bad…so it has turned to emotional eating….and all the weight is sticking to her clit….I mean it is hard to tell…I’m no expert…all I really know is how much real estate it is taking up in her chubby bikini body….and with tits like this….I shouldn’t be looking anywhere but her tits…that’s her plan and I’ve failed as a real man…something we already knew….I never said this site was enlightening asshole… To See The Rest of the Big Vagina Pics Follow This Link

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Pippa Middleton Working the Paparazzi with a Jog of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

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Miranda Kerr Takes Her Model Mom Nipples on a Jog of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when these pictures are from. I don’t know who took them. I just know that they are of Miranda Kerr jogging in what may be a see through shirt in what may be company issued bra to ensure she’s got it going on anytime she is seen in public as she represents the evil underwear brand…that may be too small for her…and unable to contain her mom tit…showing the world what may be nipple…probably done on purpose as some kind of passive aggressive protest cuz Victoria’s Secret does this thing called “owning” their bitches and making “titty slaves” out of them…and sometimes first world bitches get mad about it…while the Brazilians and Eastern Europeans don’t…thanks to being an appreciative people who don’t want to go back to their war torn/tribal villages…and really as long as the protests are jogging mom nipple…I’m down to support the cause….a cause I invented in my crazy head…distracted by hot model body….I want to explore like the post birth mystery it is…. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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